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GunZet
01-13-2011, 01:28 AM
REBIRTH! THREAD OF THE PHOENIX NEVER DIES!

I decided to pop in early with the death of the old MT upon us.
So with a bang, I bring back this mighty thread of the past.

You never saw me here, I never existed here. Ok? Good.

butternut
01-13-2011, 09:58 AM
uhh??

pajamajam
01-13-2011, 11:07 AM
I think it's pretty simple. Just kill the person above you. Like so. *disembowels saphira with a steak knife*

alxsmpgmr
01-13-2011, 12:23 PM
*pulls out a colt revolver and shoots pajamajam*

pajamajam
01-13-2011, 12:34 PM
Man, fuck your revolver. *whips out trusty SKS and shoots alx in the eye*

goggy
01-13-2011, 12:41 PM
*turns you into Bella Swan and watches as you wallow in depression before suiciding*

pajamajam
01-13-2011, 12:54 PM
Man, fuck wallowing. *infects goggy with evil Mary Sue virus and stabs herself in the lung*

Delphinus
01-13-2011, 12:57 PM
Don't be stupid, Mary Sues have Plot Induced Immortality.

pajamajam
01-13-2011, 12:58 PM
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---*explodes*

Renzokuken
01-13-2011, 02:48 PM
Damn. No-one to kill.

Hayashida
01-13-2011, 03:57 PM
*locks Renzokuken into a cage and lowers him into lava*
Also yo momma is fat

Evil_Cake
01-13-2011, 03:58 PM
*piledrives hayashida into the lava*

Renzokuken
01-13-2011, 04:56 PM
*locks Renzokuken into a cage and lowers him into lava*
Also yo momma is fat

So mean.

*Knifes Cake in the back. *

HardToExplain
01-13-2011, 05:46 PM
-Turns into a dragon and crushes Renzo-

butternut
01-13-2011, 06:07 PM
*Turns into a giant t-rex and kills dragon-HardToExplain*

pajamajam
01-13-2011, 06:11 PM
*turns into the ebola virus and slowly kills saphira*

alxsmpgmr
01-13-2011, 06:34 PM
*body becomes zombie, and infection eats ebola virus*

DrPumpkin
01-13-2011, 07:04 PM
*Hugs to death*

jubeh
01-13-2011, 07:07 PM
*Carves a funny face into dr pumpkin*

butternut
01-13-2011, 07:09 PM
takes the knife used for carving and stabs

Regantor
01-13-2011, 07:33 PM
*Makes Saphira a not perticularly good sandwich with said knife... Which is deadly, seeing as it's litterally a sandwhich with a knife in it. :3*

butternut
01-13-2011, 07:36 PM
takes one bite of that sandwich and dumps it in regantor's oesophagus. :P

Evil_Cake
01-13-2011, 07:54 PM
*piledrives saphira into regantor's esophagus*

alxsmpgmr
01-14-2011, 09:12 AM
*squishes cake like a goomba*

DrPumpkin
01-14-2011, 09:14 AM
*Shuts down*

alxsmpgmr
01-14-2011, 09:15 AM
*saves game data before shutting down, jumps out of the tv, and fireballs drpumpkin in da face!*

MiKuRu
01-14-2011, 09:37 AM
* Deletes save game data of alxsmpgmr

alxsmpgmr
01-14-2011, 09:52 AM
*has backup data saved, makes game system explode, sending fire and shrapnel right into mikuru*

Renzokuken
01-14-2011, 04:31 PM
*Nukes alxsmpgmr*

alxsmpgmr
01-14-2011, 05:16 PM
*transforms into a poisoned twinkie that renzo eats*

Renzokuken
01-14-2011, 05:18 PM
*shotguns*

pajamajam
01-14-2011, 06:00 PM
*unplugs renzo's internet*

Renzokuken
01-14-2011, 07:09 PM
You...MONSTER.
*forces dry flannel down PJ's throat*

pajamajam
01-14-2011, 07:26 PM
*douses renzo in acid*

Renzokuken
01-14-2011, 07:36 PM
*writhes in agony*

*dies*

Wait....

Blue_Dragon
01-14-2011, 11:40 PM
...I'm not sure if you're dead or not already, but if not:

Bores to death with the history of America's 16th president.

Evil_Cake
01-14-2011, 11:48 PM
how is abraham lincoln boring?

*piledrives blue dragon onto a log cabin*

pajamajam
01-14-2011, 11:55 PM
*shoots Cake while he's at the theater*

Blue_Dragon
01-15-2011, 12:05 AM
how is abraham lincoln boring?

*piledrives blue dragon onto a log cabin*

You didn't have to give tours at his house for six years and answer questions like "did Lincoln come back after his presidency?"


Pushes pajamajam over the balcony causing them to break their neck.

butternut
01-15-2011, 12:14 AM
turns into a red dragon and rips blue dragon apart and breathes fire, cooks and eats her.
ahh...yummy!

pajamajam
01-15-2011, 12:27 AM
*dragon slaves the fuck out of saphira*

butternut
01-15-2011, 12:43 AM
turns against pjam, kills him and breaks free

pajamajam
01-15-2011, 12:48 AM
First of all, dragon slave is this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-msoYUAIAto

Second, I'm not a dude. *empties an M-16 mag into saphira's guts*

butternut
01-15-2011, 01:54 AM
ohh..sorry! my bad!

*atomizes pjam into nothingness*

DrPumpkin
01-15-2011, 06:59 AM
Y'know what.

I think there should be peace.

Renzokuken
01-15-2011, 07:01 AM
*saws Pumpkin's head in two*

Screw that.

*flees the scene*

DrPumpkin
01-15-2011, 08:05 AM
[Insert Epic car chase with a headless pumpkin in one vehicle and Renzo in the other]

GunZet
01-15-2011, 06:29 PM
*Asks everyone to come to a party in Megaton, secretly takes off to Tenpenny tower. Kills you all with a giant nuke*

I think I heard someone say PWNED.

HardToExplain
01-16-2011, 12:25 PM
-Releases angry ghoul horde over Tenpenny tower killing everyone there-

Renzokuken
01-16-2011, 07:07 PM
*punches*

REAL HARD!

Evil_Cake
01-16-2011, 09:30 PM
*clones himself and Renzokuken, then piledrives both the renzokukens into each other*

Joosh
01-17-2011, 09:21 AM
-stabs hand in evil cakes rib cage-
-pulls out heart-
-uses as an ingredient to make an evil cake-

Renzokuken
01-17-2011, 05:11 PM
-shoots Josh between the eyes with a Makarov-

It's lame. But he's dead, okay?

Hell_Baron
01-19-2011, 04:00 AM
*Releases a landshark that rapes and eats Renzo*

Evil_Cake
01-19-2011, 02:38 PM
how do u kill that which has no life

butternut
01-19-2011, 02:47 PM
just destroy it

Delphinus
01-19-2011, 06:16 PM
NSFW DEATH
*I garrott Saphira and, hearing the chokes and gasps of asphyxiation, I am sexually aroused. I wait for her to collapse, but not die, then I take my knife to the task, admiring the way the blood drip-drip-drips from each cut I make and becoming still more aroused. I kiss her deeply on the lips, plunge the knife through her ribcage, and at the same time I enter her. I come in seconds at the feel of the twitching body, halfway between life and death, moving around me.*

Yara
01-19-2011, 06:25 PM
*Pushes Del from a cliff*
Oh, I shouldn't give him a parachute =/

Evil_Cake
01-19-2011, 08:53 PM
*shoots Yara in the back of the head, and kicks the body off the cliff*

join him down there

Hell_Baron
01-20-2011, 06:48 AM
*Throws landmine at Evil Cake which explodes on impact*

Renzokuken
01-20-2011, 05:57 PM
*Tomahawks Hell_Baron in the back of the head*

butternut
01-21-2011, 04:47 AM
Splits Renzo's body into 5 parts, and arranges them at the 5 vertices of a pentagon of side 5 miles.

Hell_Baron
01-21-2011, 05:06 AM
*Ventilates saphira with the Peacemaker's ability to fire a 100 bullets at once*