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jubeh
01-22-2012, 04:16 PM
Tardis is the obvious choice but Im curious about what you clowns think

Byakuran
01-22-2012, 04:35 PM
A magic wand, that obeys all my needs.

Hamachi
01-22-2012, 04:40 PM
Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity, duh.

jubeh
01-22-2012, 04:44 PM
A magic wand, that obeys all my needs.

Its gotta be specific from like a show or something

Evil_Cake
01-22-2012, 04:48 PM
God Gundam

Hell_Baron
01-22-2012, 05:07 PM
A lightsaber

Byakuran
01-22-2012, 05:18 PM
Its gotta be specific from like a show or something


Pfft. I'm sure there is a show out there that has something like that. :/.

Well then... hmmm... this is hard...

Outcast
01-22-2012, 05:29 PM
Get me a NEXT.

Peteman
01-22-2012, 05:38 PM
The genie in the lamp, specificly the one from Disney's Alladin.

Psy
01-22-2012, 05:44 PM
Magic copy machine from the fairly odd parents.

Delphinus
01-22-2012, 05:46 PM
the triforce

/thread

GunZet
01-22-2012, 05:47 PM
Bahamut.

ClockHand
01-22-2012, 06:20 PM
your mom.

jubeh
01-22-2012, 06:22 PM
My mom is real you bastard

Ozzaharwood
01-22-2012, 06:26 PM
Death Star?

Uh. Death Note? O____O

Death?

BozeSG
01-22-2012, 06:52 PM
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110711171812/gintama/images/b/b7/Patriot.jpg

ClockHand
01-22-2012, 06:53 PM
My mom is real you bastard

Keep dreaming.

Hayashida
01-22-2012, 10:21 PM
Idk exactly but the portal gun would be cool I guess

GunZet
01-22-2012, 10:24 PM
Keep one portal over your toilet.
Keep portal gun with you.
Shoot second portal anywhere when you feel the need to take a shit.

(Optional)Stick hand through portal, flush.

Bacon_Barbarian
01-22-2012, 11:09 PM
The One Ring to rule them all.

Sho
01-23-2012, 11:16 AM
Tardis is the obvious choice
I'd rather have the screwdriver he carries around, that thing works magic. Too much risk with time paradoxes n shit with that tardis.

Hamachi
01-23-2012, 12:35 PM
Ring of Gyges >>> The One Ring.

Doesn't include the evil sentient artifact/Dark Lord cursing crap in the package.

greenfox212
01-23-2012, 03:04 PM
the hand of old whats his name. you know the hand that turns stuff to gold.

Black_Shaggie
01-30-2012, 12:23 AM
the hand of old whats his name. you know the hand that turns stuff to gold.

You mean King Midas.

Of all the items in fictiondom, I'd take...The Spear of Destiny. Yeah...then I'd set some shit STRAIGHT up in this peice!

Blue_Dragon
01-30-2012, 12:26 AM
I want a 1up mushroom :3

jubeh
01-30-2012, 12:41 AM
What if you die horribly in pain at the age of 90 just to revive back into a bunch of machines keeping you alive and only inches within the realm of sanity

Bacon_Barbarian
01-30-2012, 12:43 AM
The One Piece?

Blue_Dragon
01-31-2012, 06:44 AM
Yeah, but when you revive, it's always as the little Mario, so I figure, you're just be a little version of yourself again.

Makes perfect sense :3

GunZet
01-31-2012, 01:23 PM
http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/112136494/6_blade_buster_sword.jpg

ClockHand
01-31-2012, 01:30 PM
A final fantasy, making cool but useless weapons =,) (good memories).

GunZet
01-31-2012, 01:40 PM
Useless? You know how many enemies I've cut down with that there blade, mein friend?

ClockHand
01-31-2012, 01:42 PM
in video games, in real life that sword bring more restrictions than advantage.

GunZet
01-31-2012, 01:44 PM
You must not know how to use your omnislash. I feel sorry for you.

ClockHand
01-31-2012, 01:46 PM
No, I prefer a sword that is ergo-logically made for combat, than something blunt and made to look cool.

GunZet
01-31-2012, 01:48 PM
I see you prefer the masamune. Good sword, good sword, but too thin, I'd say. You need something cooler looking.

ClockHand
01-31-2012, 01:53 PM
I would like the Tizona of El Cid, it's a good broad sword that frights opponents and it controlled by itself to give you the victory (yeah that it's power). A good weapon if you have to fight and also it give you the benefit to evade the fight.

GunZet
01-31-2012, 01:55 PM
Good swordsmen don't evade. We just cut mofos in half. Shall we duel?

ClockHand
01-31-2012, 01:58 PM
Ok.


(man, now would be a good moment to use Riddle of Steel).

GunZet
01-31-2012, 01:59 PM
Too late, you're already dead. This ain't anime, son. You can't just stand there in a dramatic slomo, thinking in your head. There are no quicktime events in real life.

ClockHand
01-31-2012, 02:00 PM
you can't, I fright you with my tizona, you see, it works to evade combat, to evade by wounded.

You can't kill someone if he already defeat you psychologically.

Now, if you really want to fight me, read riddle of steel and I might give you a chance to fight.

AlmanacnamedTime
01-31-2012, 02:01 PM
it's a tie between a lightsaber or a tardis.

GunZet
01-31-2012, 02:03 PM
you can't, I fright you with my tizona, you see, it works to evade combat, to evade by wounded.

You can't kill someone if he already defeat you psychologically.

Now, if you really want to fight me, read riddle of steel and I might give you a chance to fight.

I have a materia that makes me retarded, but still able to fight with my same skill. Therefore your psychological attacks to nothing against me.

ClockHand
01-31-2012, 02:04 PM
you only picked the sword, don't bring this materia shit in a sword fight.

GunZet
01-31-2012, 02:12 PM
See, this is a Final Fantasy brand sword. That materia is it's ability, fused within the sword itself. Why do you think I picked it? I mean cmon, what's a sword without cool exchangeable magics.

ClockHand
01-31-2012, 02:13 PM
You picked the sword, not the materia. So that's mean you never had the materia in first place.

If so I could said I had Ghal Maraz in my other hand.

GunZet
01-31-2012, 02:17 PM
Whilst I wish I could use both at the same time. I can only use one, so I had to transform my sword into materia form :C

ClockHand
01-31-2012, 02:22 PM
you better go and read riddle of steel, so we can have a proper fight. not with this materia bullshit.

GunZet
01-31-2012, 02:26 PM
Don't be scared, fight me like a man. I'll even let you bring a pet hahaha.

ClockHand
01-31-2012, 02:31 PM
“The ultimate aim of martial arts is not having to use them” Miyamoto Musashi in The Book of the Five Rings.

GunZet
01-31-2012, 02:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09s-c2JVI40

ClockHand
01-31-2012, 02:36 PM
explain.

GunZet
01-31-2012, 02:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDW0ZnZxjn4

ClockHand
01-31-2012, 02:41 PM
explain

GunZet
01-31-2012, 02:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=gENVB6tjq_M

ClockHand
01-31-2012, 02:51 PM
explain

GunZet
01-31-2012, 02:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM02vHtftd0&feature=related

ClockHand
01-31-2012, 02:55 PM
explain.

GunZet
01-31-2012, 03:00 PM
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/158/327/i-dont-care-what-you-say-ancient-fucking-aliens.jpg

Fenn
01-31-2012, 09:22 PM
An anvil from Looney Toons. Endless fun and no one ever dies.

Blue_Dragon
02-01-2012, 01:08 AM
^that's a good pick :P