If you could have any item from all of fiction what would it be

[jubeh]

Tardis is the obvious choice but Im curious about what you clowns think

[Byakuran]

A magic wand, that obeys all my needs.

[Hamachi]

Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity, duh.

[jubeh]

A magic wand, that obeys all my needs.

Its gotta be specific from like a show or something

[Evil_Cake]

God Gundam

[Hell_Baron]

A lightsaber

[Byakuran]

Its gotta be specific from like a show or something


Pfft. I'm sure there is a show out there that has something like that. :/.

Well then... hmmm... this is hard...

[Outcast]

Get me a NEXT.

[Peteman]

The genie in the lamp, specificly the one from Disney's Alladin.

[Psy]

Magic copy machine from the fairly odd parents.

[Delphinus]

the triforce

/thread

[GunZet]

Bahamut.

[ClockHand]

your mom.

[jubeh]

My mom is real you bastard

[Ozzaharwood]

Death Star?

Uh. Death Note? O____O

Death?

[BozeSG]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110711171812/gintama/images/b/b7/Patriot.jpg

[ClockHand]

My mom is real you bastard

Keep dreaming.

[Hayashida]

Idk exactly but the portal gun would be cool I guess

[GunZet]

Keep one portal over your toilet.
Keep portal gun with you.
Shoot second portal anywhere when you feel the need to take a shit.

(Optional)Stick hand through portal, flush.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

The One Ring to rule them all.

[Sho]

Tardis is the obvious choice
I'd rather have the screwdriver he carries around, that thing works magic. Too much risk with time paradoxes n shit with that tardis.

[Hamachi]

Ring of Gyges >>> The One Ring.

Doesn't include the evil sentient artifact/Dark Lord cursing crap in the package.

[greenfox212]

the hand of old whats his name. you know the hand that turns stuff to gold.

[Black_Shaggie]

the hand of old whats his name. you know the hand that turns stuff to gold.

You mean King Midas.

Of all the items in fictiondom, I'd take...The Spear of Destiny. Yeah...then I'd set some shit STRAIGHT up in this peice!

[Blue_Dragon]

I want a 1up mushroom :3

[jubeh]

What if you die horribly in pain at the age of 90 just to revive back into a bunch of machines keeping you alive and only inches within the realm of sanity

[Bacon_Barbarian]

The One Piece?

[Blue_Dragon]

Yeah, but when you revive, it's always as the little Mario, so I figure, you're just be a little version of yourself again.

Makes perfect sense :3

[GunZet]

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/112136494/6_blade_buster_sword.jpg

[ClockHand]

A final fantasy, making cool but useless weapons =,) (good memories).

[GunZet]

Useless? You know how many enemies I've cut down with that there blade, mein friend?

[ClockHand]

in video games, in real life that sword bring more restrictions than advantage.

[GunZet]

You must not know how to use your omnislash. I feel sorry for you.

[ClockHand]

No, I prefer a sword that is ergo-logically made for combat, than something blunt and made to look cool.

[GunZet]

I see you prefer the masamune. Good sword, good sword, but too thin, I'd say. You need something cooler looking.

[ClockHand]

I would like the Tizona of El Cid, it's a good broad sword that frights opponents and it controlled by itself to give you the victory (yeah that it's power). A good weapon if you have to fight and also it give you the benefit to evade the fight.

[GunZet]

Good swordsmen don't evade. We just cut mofos in half. Shall we duel?

[ClockHand]

Ok.


(man, now would be a good moment to use Riddle of Steel).

[GunZet]

Too late, you're already dead. This ain't anime, son. You can't just stand there in a dramatic slomo, thinking in your head. There are no quicktime events in real life.

[ClockHand]

you can't, I fright you with my tizona, you see, it works to evade combat, to evade by wounded.

You can't kill someone if he already defeat you psychologically.

Now, if you really want to fight me, read riddle of steel and I might give you a chance to fight.

[AlmanacnamedTime]

it's a tie between a lightsaber or a tardis.

[GunZet]

you can't, I fright you with my tizona, you see, it works to evade combat, to evade by wounded.

You can't kill someone if he already defeat you psychologically.

Now, if you really want to fight me, read riddle of steel and I might give you a chance to fight.

I have a materia that makes me retarded, but still able to fight with my same skill. Therefore your psychological attacks to nothing against me.

[ClockHand]

you only picked the sword, don't bring this materia shit in a sword fight.

[GunZet]

See, this is a Final Fantasy brand sword. That materia is it's ability, fused within the sword itself. Why do you think I picked it? I mean cmon, what's a sword without cool exchangeable magics.

[ClockHand]

You picked the sword, not the materia. So that's mean you never had the materia in first place.

If so I could said I had Ghal Maraz in my other hand.

[GunZet]

Whilst I wish I could use both at the same time. I can only use one, so I had to transform my sword into materia form :C

[ClockHand]

you better go and read riddle of steel, so we can have a proper fight. not with this materia bullshit.

[GunZet]

Don't be scared, fight me like a man. I'll even let you bring a pet hahaha.

[ClockHand]

“The ultimate aim of martial arts is not having to use them” Miyamoto Musashi in The Book of the Five Rings.

[GunZet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09s-c2JVI40

[ClockHand]

explain.

[GunZet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDW0ZnZxjn4

[ClockHand]

explain

[GunZet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=gENVB6tjq_M

[ClockHand]

explain

[GunZet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM02vHtftd0&feature=related

[ClockHand]

explain.

[GunZet]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/158/327/i-dont-care-what-you-say-ancient-fucking-aliens.jpg

[Fenn]

An anvil from Looney Toons. Endless fun and no one ever dies.

[Blue_Dragon]

^that's a good pick :P