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jubeh
01-11-2011, 12:45 AM
This is a question I have been studying a lot lately. Naturally, there is no one correct answer to this question, since many people will include/exclude different mediums or elements from fart.

How do you define fart? What does fart mean to you? For me it is a means of creative expression, and a way of breaking the barrier of reality. Each work of fart is its own world, one limited only by the fartist.

pajamajam
01-11-2011, 12:57 AM
You should wash my dishes if you're this bored.

Sparky-J
01-11-2011, 01:01 AM
Fart is the second largest export of butt, the main import is dick.

Evil_Cake
01-11-2011, 01:11 AM
to truly be fart, it must make a noise and have an odor, be a gas and come from the butt

Blue_Dragon
01-11-2011, 02:19 AM
...I didn't think things would come to this here...

I think of old people.

And that, as they say, is that.

pajamajam
01-11-2011, 02:31 AM
Things have come to this here because everyone's clinging to the old forum until it's gone. Hopefully it'll pick up here once the other place is closed at the end of the month.

Superdooperphailmachine
01-11-2011, 04:54 AM
Cake I must disagree, fart can be silent.

Byakuran
01-11-2011, 04:59 AM
Oh god...

Exessive gas exiting from the anas.
Can be with sound or without can be smelled, don't have to.

jubeh
01-11-2011, 10:43 AM
You should wash my dishes if you're this bored.

Man this is a legitimate field of study.

Rio
01-11-2011, 11:36 AM
For example, it has methane and you can supposedly light it on fire. And that a lot of methane gas comes from the little cute farm animals like sheeps and whatnot.

Superdooperphailmachine
01-11-2011, 12:01 PM
The methane coming from a cows Burp is often harder on the environment. But I digress.

Sawyer
01-11-2011, 12:44 PM
Fart is icky.

Evil_Cake
01-11-2011, 02:42 PM
Cake I must disagree, fart can be silent.

are you insane

pajamajam
01-11-2011, 03:34 PM
The strongest farts are always the silent ones.

Hayashida
01-11-2011, 05:31 PM
I have yet to attend fart college, so I'm not too familiar with fartology.

Evil_Cake
01-11-2011, 05:49 PM
I have yet to attend fart college, so I'm not too familiar with fartology.

u dont have to study fart to feel it's effects

Hayashida
01-11-2011, 05:52 PM
That's what I've heard, but I'm not so convinced.

violin
01-11-2011, 07:39 PM
Hmm, last year when I was back home, Russia stopped the supplies of Natural Gas for Europe and my country was desperately trying to shift to alternative fuels to keep the heating of Hospitals and Schools on...
...The point is that some comedians said we should eat more beans and produce Gas for the nation. Fart saves the day :D

Byakuran
01-11-2011, 08:30 PM
did you know cow poo used to be used as hair dye? it makes your hair red :D,,

pajamajam
01-11-2011, 11:25 PM
So does henna. Also, why you putting cow shit in your hair?

Byakuran
01-12-2011, 12:00 AM
i did not, but it was used like that first >_> ....

also they say the silent ones smell the worst

pajamajam
01-12-2011, 12:26 AM
Don't lie to me Bya. You don't want me to get angry, do you? *cracks knuckles*

Also, I hear that if you dye your hair with henna it gets really brittle. If you do any other treatment with your hair, it breaks off.

Evil_Cake
01-12-2011, 12:49 AM
dont go off topic, this thread is about farts

Byakuran
01-12-2011, 06:06 AM
CHATTERBOX,, srsly
do i look like terrance or phillep, canadian ? (southpark)

i've seen a lot of henna,, in hair on hands, i've had henna on my hands

pajamajam
01-12-2011, 06:22 AM
I love henna tattoos so much, but I'm really clumsy so I couldn't have it on my hands. I'd scratch my nose one time and it would all be over.

jubeh
01-12-2011, 02:53 PM
i've had henna on my hands

And juice on your fingers.

goggy
01-12-2011, 03:31 PM
It's where I'm at. Behind you. LOL

Byakuran
01-13-2011, 08:41 AM
Yeah... i have food all over me >_> ,, i got a special henna thing when going to a indian wedding... actually i could get free henna designs, i know a lot of people who do them, indian connections lol.
i got a simple like design like this, mine was a little different though, since only the women getting married get the super big one xD
http://www.funxite.com/media/8830-henna-body-art.jpg

yeah i've had my times when you just want to use your hand but can't cuz of henna :<

butternut
01-13-2011, 09:29 AM
wow! that is so beautiful byakuran! Where and by whom did you get it done??

and while we are on the topic of farts : 3<
it is an icon for "fart". kind of a smiley.

Electric_Nomad
01-13-2011, 01:53 PM
For example, it has methane and you can supposedly light it on fire. And that a lot of methane gas comes from the little cute farm animals like sheeps and whatnot.Hmm... natural gas. Actually, it is the bacteria that acts on the fecal matter that makes the gas.

It's a good way to utilise gases that comes out from animals. Diagram (http://www.nzdl.org/gsdl/collect/ccgi/archives/HASH5978.dir/80434e1u.gif)

You can't do anything with Human gas. In fact, with the right diet, one man can releases as much gas as a saloon 4 cylinder car would. But you can feed the plants with'em :)

Ah, Fart. The bane of life. But Fart, to me, is something magical and ethereal.

Byakuran
01-17-2011, 02:48 AM
wow! that is so beautiful byakuran! Where and by whom did you get it done??

and while we are on the topic of farts : 3<
it is an icon for "fart". kind of a smiley.

Thx, At a indian wedding by a woman who specialises in doing henna designs, since it was my aunts wedding xD

butternut
01-17-2011, 12:05 PM
nice...uhh..u were in india??

Byakuran
01-17-2011, 12:08 PM
no... >_> i have indian heritage though

butternut
01-17-2011, 12:21 PM
ohh..cool!you are the first person i met here who has any kind of connection to india! xD

Byakuran
01-17-2011, 12:58 PM
Srsly? i mean like indians are like... everywhere.

Evil_Cake
01-17-2011, 01:01 PM
yeah they need to be stopped

butternut
01-17-2011, 01:04 PM
along with chinese.. but yeah, seriously!

Byakuran
01-17-2011, 01:05 PM
i think they want world domination.

butternut
01-17-2011, 01:08 PM
muahahahaha!!

HardToExplain
01-17-2011, 04:18 PM
Bya, make me some curry.

jubeh
01-17-2011, 04:36 PM
Curry sounds good right now.

pajamajam
01-17-2011, 04:49 PM
F curry, get me some tikka masala and piratha (sp?) bread.

Byakuran
01-17-2011, 08:16 PM
you have to eat my mums paratha's they are fkin awesome *A* ,, and she makes them in different styles as well.
i like rice dishes the most xD
i hardly even eat curry >_>,, we use a lot of curry powder in dishes i think.
Gais you should come over, my mom makes a lof of freakin yummy dishes when i have friends coming over ;D it will be a feast.

jubeh
01-17-2011, 08:22 PM
Okay

Byakuran
01-17-2011, 08:39 PM
Tell me when you are in the neighberhood. But don't creep out my mom 'kay i never let guys over D:

jubeh
01-17-2011, 08:47 PM
Should I dress up like a girl

Byakuran
01-17-2011, 08:55 PM
Do you look like a girl if you do? then yeah but don't look like a drag queen

jubeh
01-17-2011, 08:55 PM
Yeah I make a hot girl.

Byakuran
01-17-2011, 08:57 PM
pics or it isn't true

pajamajam
01-17-2011, 08:59 PM
pics or it isn't true

^^

jubeh
01-17-2011, 09:02 PM
Like I would just need to put on a little make up

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f201/Jubeh/Pictures/Picture68.jpg

jaidurn
01-17-2011, 09:03 PM
A fart is a gas that comes from someone's behind that makes you want to either kill yourself or kill them because of the burning sensation it caused to your nose.


Jubeh. I just saved that in my folder for hilarious things. You make an excellent female.

pajamajam
01-17-2011, 10:39 PM
Jubeh, you don't even need makeup. You're so pretty.

Byakuran
01-17-2011, 10:49 PM
yeah ... mann i wanted a pic in dress xD,, well not all girls wear dresses so

jubeh
01-17-2011, 10:50 PM
Jubeh, you don't even need makeup. You're so pretty.

ikr

jaidurn
01-17-2011, 11:47 PM
Jubeh, the best thing about this is you have the right face shape to be female.

Byakuran
01-18-2011, 12:19 AM
But isn't a insult as well :/ to tell a guy that he could be a hot women ? i mean isn't that saying he's also femine :/ ? do guys like that?

jaidurn
01-18-2011, 01:11 AM
It is a really good insult to use on men.

jubeh
01-18-2011, 02:30 AM
How is that an insult.

Byakuran
01-18-2011, 09:10 AM
if you tell a guy ' You're such a girl ' it's seen a insult ...

pajamajam
01-18-2011, 01:42 PM
You must know some really insecure guys.

Byakuran
01-18-2011, 01:43 PM
yes. but i say it in a way that mental tortures them :}

pajamajam
01-18-2011, 01:55 PM
Awesome, Bya. Mental torture is what life's all about.

Byakuran
01-18-2011, 02:02 PM
Others people pain makes me happy :D , and even more when i'm the cause for it

jaidurn
01-18-2011, 02:59 PM
Hey jubeh. I've been meaning to ask you. Is that avatar from Shamo?

Evil_Cake
01-18-2011, 04:18 PM
it is from Worst

Byakuran
01-21-2011, 10:30 AM
hey i just realised. were you trying to be funny when you made this thread as in ' What is Art ' but then ' What is Fart ' ?
... i once told my bro i wanted to go to art college and he went like ' Art college? You mean Fart College ' ... = _ =

jubeh
01-21-2011, 01:29 PM
Are you serious numana. The op is almost identical to the other thread.

Byakuran
01-21-2011, 02:54 PM
I'm sorry, i believe in you

Hayashida
01-21-2011, 03:33 PM
She believes in you, James.

jubeh
01-21-2011, 03:38 PM
Don't believe in me.

Believe in yourself.

Hayashida
01-21-2011, 03:44 PM
There's a thread for that

jaidurn
01-22-2011, 11:41 AM
I'm pretty sure that Jubeh's avatar is from Shamo.

GunZet
01-22-2011, 11:47 AM
Fart is the soul cleansing itself of any bad spirits it may have picked up over a period of time. The sound it creates exhibits the amount and nature of those demons that were expelled from inside. Farts cannot be controlled, this is a supernatural occurence from within, and it using a significant amount of chi, so please do not force the process.

PWhit
01-22-2011, 12:35 PM
fart 1. (v) To excrete a gas from the anus that causes a foul stench. 2. (n) Short for: Fan-Art 3. (n) An elderly man or woman who perspires very often. 4. (v) To preen in the mirror while driving a vehicle, most likely a car. 5. (n) An acronym for "@#$%ing Annoying Retarded Teen.

Ex 1. Who farted? It smells like ass here!
Ex 2. I looked at some fart today on Manga Tutorials, it was just 'okay' looking.
Ex 3. That old fart, Mr. Jenkins, needs a sponge bath.
Ex 4. That fat woman keeps farting while driving, so be sure to avoid walking down her street.
Ex 5. That fart isn't smart enough to know that I won't accept his friend request on Facebook.

Byakuran
01-23-2011, 10:42 AM
I'm pretty sure that Jubeh's avatar is from Shamo.

Then why did you even ask?

Evil_Cake
01-23-2011, 04:49 PM
I'm pretty sure that Jubeh's avatar is from Shamo.
I already tell u what its from

Sylux
01-27-2011, 09:00 AM
A fart is a pre-excremeditatal ritual in which you perform an endoscopic brewery function and emit the rainbow that churns within.

jubeh
05-21-2012, 10:49 PM
Bump

Outcast
05-21-2012, 10:50 PM
...What the fuck Jubeh?

GunZet
05-21-2012, 10:53 PM
...What the fuck Jubeh?

This about sums things up.

jubeh
05-21-2012, 10:53 PM
What

Bacon_Barbarian
05-21-2012, 10:53 PM
Seconded.

Evil_Cake
05-21-2012, 11:49 PM
we never found out the true meaning of fart

jubeh
05-22-2012, 12:28 AM
Clearly

GunZet
05-22-2012, 12:48 AM
Jubeh for necro king.

Hayashida
05-22-2012, 01:07 AM
comedic genius

Byakuran
05-22-2012, 05:10 AM
He should ban himself.

Black_Shaggie
05-22-2012, 08:35 AM
Nani!?!