View Full Version : Sylux Poetry

01-11-2012, 10:54 AM

Pretty butterfly
Fluttering in teh windzorz
The Terror of Death

What are you doing?
What did you do to father?!
Shit please don't kill me

Fast and Furious:
Very fast V8
Silly little Honda car
Makes farting noises

I used to fight trolls
But then I took an arrow
Right into my knee

I must catch them all
I will be the very best
Am I boy or girl?

Mass Effect:
Shepard. Wrex. Shepard.
Sic semper tyrannus... *Cough...*
Kill the council lol

Dragon Age: Origins:
What is the password?
Sausage?! Bloody fucking no!
Dwarven prostitutes

Pick up a block here
Put the block down over here
Go punch some more trees

Hack slash hack slash hack
Hack slash hack slash hack big slash
'Kay time for next quest

Amnesia: The Dark Descent:
Play Amnesia
Save and exit, go to steam
Delete local app

Mass Effect 2:
My name is Shepard
This is my favorite store
And so is that one

Team Fortress 2:
My good friend the spy
He would never betray us
Never ever ev-


I am a mouse
I live in a house
I have a beautiful spouse
Get off my lawn or I'll kill you

There is a monster under my bed
I am pretty sure that he wants me dead
What should I do, oh what should I do
He is so scary, and his name is Fred!

This has become too much to bear
I cannot sleep without a care
I am so frightened, yes I am so frightened
My mind is now filled up with dread and despair

I wish my mommy were here
For I am so filled up with fear
What can I say, oh what can I say
I am afraid for life dear

I am so sick of this coop
I really need to go poop
Wait... Is Fred wearing a yarmulke?
"Yes I just came for the soup."
He came for the matzoh ball soup!


01-11-2012, 05:40 PM
I can't tell if this is real, if the poems are deliberately bad, or if you're trying to make a dickish point

01-11-2012, 06:37 PM
I actually really like the Haikus as I find myself doing similar shit all the time.

01-11-2012, 06:47 PM
dis sum good shit man

01-11-2012, 07:01 PM
thx bru I am the very best huh

01-11-2012, 07:05 PM
no ur not but dis shits ok