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jubeh
01-09-2012, 03:58 AM
Topic

GunZet
01-09-2012, 04:15 AM
Took a dump; couldn't go to sleep.

Celestial-Fox
01-09-2012, 05:22 AM
I went to sleep and had a dream that MT had a nightclub and I was dancing with kodos.

I wish I was kidding, but I seriously did. XD

Hell_Baron
01-09-2012, 10:21 AM
did you two... do anything else?
just curious.

digitek
01-09-2012, 10:27 AM
I won a talent show by doing a dance to this song with my gay best friend:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hco0bR_mfzo&feature=fvwrel

Psy
01-09-2012, 12:07 PM
^ Winning.

I have many that i consider weird that im sure are very normal (most involve tweakers or tweakers who think they are just so much more spiritual than you are) so lets go with my sleep paralysis episode for now.

ClockHand
01-09-2012, 12:12 PM
One day I got lost in a street at night and I found a human arm inside a car.

Yeah that was the weirdest and creepiest moment.

Psy
01-09-2012, 12:19 PM
^:cat_shock:

Evil_Cake
01-09-2012, 01:14 PM
One day I got lost in a street at night and I found a human arm inside a car.

Yeah that was the weirdest and creepiest moment.was it attached 2 the rest of a person

ClockHand
01-09-2012, 01:19 PM
No.

The arm was on the driver sit and it look like it was coming from the sit behind it. But when I saw behind there was no one... that was the moment when I freak out.

GunZet
01-09-2012, 03:51 PM
One day I got lost in a street at night and I found a human arm inside a car.

Yeah that was the weirdest and creepiest moment.

Wtf.

Sylux
01-09-2012, 09:12 PM
I went to sleep and had a dream that MT had a nightclub and I was dancing with kodos.

I wish I was kidding, but I seriously did. XD

Had dream: Kodos vile dragon monster, must slay dragon, Kodos destroy jaidurn, wake up, go back to sleep, Kodos change mind, give jaidurn back. Strange dream.

Inksprout
01-10-2012, 04:26 AM
I can't possibly top clock's one D:

Celestial-Fox
01-10-2012, 06:05 AM
did you two... do anything else?
just curious.

Gross! No way! XD

Black_Shaggie
01-10-2012, 12:56 PM
While I was in the Navy, I met this girl in St. Thomas. She was very nice & fun to be with. Years later, back home & I get a letter from her claiming that I had gotten her pregnant & she'd been looking for me ever since. So, I go to St. Thomas (again) with my dad & we get a paternity test. The kid wasn't mine.

"Oh." she says. "Must've been dat other yankee-boi who banged my punani who knocked me up den."

Okay not so weird, but funny & I lost money because I started to wonder if the kid was really mine & was going to do 'the right thing' whatever that was...

Kodos
01-11-2012, 08:18 PM
Gross! No way! XD
Gross? Well then!

Sylux
01-11-2012, 08:20 PM
Weirdest thing that's ever happened to Kodos: Sylux started talking to him.

Joosh
01-11-2012, 08:47 PM
Weirdest thing ever happened to me;

I joined this forum.




And decided to stay.

Inksprout
01-12-2012, 08:32 AM
Thats pretty weird, think the mods must have some kind of mind control D:

Kodos
01-13-2012, 12:55 PM
Weirdest thing that's ever happened to Kodos: Sylux started talking to him.
No. It was the time I met a Blaxploitation pimp inside of a hospital elevator.

GunZet
01-13-2012, 05:27 PM
I was just coming out the grocery store when this dude asks if I had any change cause he needs to catch a bus outta town. So I spared a quarter out of pure kindness, and said that's all I had.
He then proceeded to kinda start following me and asking if he could have a few chips out of my unopened bag of chips, saying they looked really good and stuff. And so I chuckled and was like 'nawww man' and he stopped.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/216/7nTnr.png

Joosh
01-15-2012, 08:49 PM
Oddly that story seems normal, yet weird at the same time.

Its wermal

Regantor
01-15-2012, 09:28 PM
This one time when I was a kid, me and some freinds found this lost dog trapped at the bottom of this really deep, muddy ditch. Took us hours upon hours to climb down, get the poor thing out, and then personally track down the owners... But the old couple that answered the door basically just went like "lolthx", and then shooed us away. -_-

greenfox212
01-19-2012, 06:24 PM
a 300 pound dude walked up to my wile i was unlocking my bike and ask me how much i thought it was worth, and the next day i gave a speech on the experience.

jubeh
01-19-2012, 10:36 PM
I find it weird that you thought to weigh him

greenfox212
01-20-2012, 06:53 PM
yeah i thought about that to. it was kinda weird

jubeh
01-20-2012, 07:04 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9GNhp.jpg

GunZet
01-20-2012, 07:07 PM
Clock gives the weirdest reviews.

Gedeon
01-20-2012, 08:53 PM
The strangest thing that ever happened to me was when i was named.

greenfox212
01-21-2012, 07:44 PM
hey that happened to me too.


off topic rant:

oh and on a side note i am no longer a new member but a junior member
yes it was a long hard road to get here but i've made it.
i now demand respect that comes with this title.

off topic rant ends:

GunZet
01-21-2012, 07:51 PM
Join my Empire.

BozeSG
01-22-2012, 07:33 PM
i saw a dude explode in midair while jumping on a fire with a bike, and it took nearly five minutes for the people around him to realize that...

jubeh
01-22-2012, 07:48 PM
http://punkindrublic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/20111104-194048.jpg

GunZet
01-22-2012, 07:49 PM
Reminds me of this weird thread on the SBC forums that had to do with Slenderman and all that shite.

ClockHand
01-22-2012, 08:44 PM
Oh I remember another weird moment.

I was on downtown with someone (I don't remember who... I guess it was a friend), and we where walking around the china mall (a building with many Asiatic stores) when there was a crash sound (between a bang to a crash) that we didn't knew from where it come from, so no one really care. But a few seconds later we saw a man bleeding on the street, he was trying to walk while half of his body was covered in blood.

jubeh
01-22-2012, 08:47 PM
This is something I told cake about but I'll mention it here too.

There was this guy I met when I worked at wal-mart, and he seemed like a pretty normal guy. After I quit, I would some times see him at best buy but it seemed like he never recognized me.

The weird part is that every time I saw him outside of work he'd be really friendly and be like hey long time no see. So I figured he had a super spotty memory.

But within the last two weeks I have seen him 3 times, and he only recognized me once. What's the deal man.

ClockHand
01-22-2012, 08:48 PM
This is something I told cake about but I'll mention it here too.

There was this guy I met when I worked at wal-mart, and he seemed like a pretty normal guy. After I quit, I would some times see him at best buy but it seemed like he never recognized me.

The weird part is that every time I saw him outside of work he'd be really friendly and be like hey long time no see. So I figured he had a super spotty memory.

But within the last two weeks I have seen him 3 times, and he only recognized me once. What's the deal man.

You answer the whole thing yourself. WALMART

jubeh
01-22-2012, 08:53 PM
What

greenfox212
01-23-2012, 01:58 PM
wallmart....such a great place.

clock i find it weird that you only have stories that include blood in them
or was the arm bleeding?

GunZet
01-23-2012, 02:07 PM
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001515977/4114372053_walmart_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg

ClockHand
01-23-2012, 07:59 PM
No, the arm wasn't bleeding. It was quiet weird.

digitek
01-24-2012, 06:03 AM
I was at a bar with some friends and I witnessed a guy shove a fork RIGHT up his nose. And by right up his nose I really mean MORE THAN IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE I DON'T THINK HE HAD ANY FACE BONES.

greenfox212
01-24-2012, 01:10 PM
No, the arm wasn't bleeding. It was quiet weird.
i'm just not sure what to say.


I was at a bar with some friends and I witnessed a guy shove a fork RIGHT up his nose. And by right up his nose I really mean MORE THAN IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE I DON'T THINK HE HAD ANY FACE BONES.

how big was his nose. and was he shoving the pronged end of the fork up his nose or the handle?

Fenn
01-24-2012, 03:04 PM
In school one day a while back, I was walking through the hall after the final bell when some older student walked up to me and said, "You look like a nice guy, have a bagel" and handed me a bagel in a plastic bag. I threw it away.

Am I missing something, or is that just random as hell?

digitek
01-24-2012, 03:10 PM
He had an average sized nose, and luckily it was the handle and not the pronged end. It was bad enough but I don't think I would be able to cope with watching if it was the pronged end. *pukes*

jaidurn
01-24-2012, 03:22 PM
In school one day a while back, I was walking through the hall after the final bell when some older student walked up to me and said, "You look like a nice guy, have a bagel" and handed me a bagel in a plastic bag. I threw it away.

Am I missing something, or is that just random as hell?

It was probably Sylux and now he expects you to join his Jewish bank


I was at a bar with some friends and I witnessed a guy shove a fork RIGHT up his nose. And by right up his nose I really mean MORE THAN IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE I DON'T THINK HE HAD ANY FACE BONES.

That was probably Sylux too

digitek
01-24-2012, 04:05 PM
I wish Sylux would stop sticking kitchen utensils up his nose.

GunZet
01-24-2012, 04:27 PM
And other places.

greenfox212
01-24-2012, 06:35 PM
bagels!!!! i live on bagels!! i can't believe you threw that away. did it have cream cheese on it?

mmmmmm bagels

anouther weird thing that happened about a year ago.
and old lady walked up to me one day and squeezed my arm and said "your so cute" i was very scared.

GunZet
01-24-2012, 06:42 PM
MY SO CUTE!?
http://greenscorpio.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/omg-rage-face.png?w=529

jaidurn
01-24-2012, 08:43 PM
So this guy just called me on the phone and said he's going to try to come live with me like halfway through July. Idk man.

GunZet
01-24-2012, 08:51 PM
Was it Sy?

ClockHand
01-24-2012, 08:55 PM
Was it Sy?

I think its quiet obvious. If it wasn't him, then it would be a truly weird story.

Bacon_Barbarian
01-24-2012, 09:07 PM
But if it was Sy would it actually have been weird?

ClockHand
01-24-2012, 09:11 PM
Not for him, they are attached like a humancentipad. So for them is quiet normal.

Bacon_Barbarian
01-24-2012, 09:12 PM
Thats what I thought...

jaidurn
01-24-2012, 10:46 PM
Nah it's this one guy that my mom knows

GunZet
01-25-2012, 02:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLrpBLDWyCI&feature=related