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Evil_Cake
01-08-2012, 04:08 PM
How do you feel about mayonnaise? I just got some sandwich that was 50% mayo

feel free to talk about other condiments as well

ClockHand
01-08-2012, 04:10 PM
I also hate mayonaise, you are not alone in this fight.

GunZet
01-08-2012, 04:11 PM
I hate mayo as well. I don't get the whole deal between mayo and miracle whip though.

Sho
01-08-2012, 04:22 PM
Eh I always have mayo with my fries. Thats pretty much it though.

jubeh
01-08-2012, 04:22 PM
Man mayo is awesome has the whole world gone insane

Evil_Cake
01-08-2012, 04:37 PM
i will destroy mayo and it's kin

jubeh
01-08-2012, 04:38 PM
Not if I can help it

KAMAYOMAYO *Shoots beam of mayonnaise*

Byakuran
01-08-2012, 04:42 PM
mhm mayonaise is a bit heavy sometimes, so i just use friessause, which i like. (its differentD:< )

Evil_Cake
01-08-2012, 04:48 PM
Not if I can help it

KAMAYOMAYO *Shoots beam of mayonnaise*

*blocks with giant buns* you're not ready yet

toast
01-08-2012, 04:52 PM
its okai when a little is mixed with tuna, but too much can taste like poo poo (which I imagine tastes pretty bad, unless you're a fly).

Hayashida
01-08-2012, 05:04 PM
I like mayo on those chicken burgers you can get

Byakuran
01-08-2012, 05:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrnKUhWylzU


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhdP2FxHN_M


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puZT1Aii8aw&feature=related

Ma~Yo~Nna~Ise~

GunZet
01-08-2012, 05:20 PM
That's not mayo.

Sylux
01-08-2012, 05:20 PM
Yeah mayo and pickles on a chicken burger makes the sandwich for me

Byakuran
01-08-2012, 06:36 PM
That's not mayo.

It is... JAPANESE MAYO.

GunZet
01-08-2012, 06:42 PM
It is... JAPANESE MAYO.

Wtf you perv, I was gonna say it's vanilla icecream, ugh.

Byakuran
01-08-2012, 06:51 PM
huh whats wrong? No its not vanilla.

It's mayonaisse made in japan. D: . the Mayorin factory, it puts red lids on their mayonaise...

GunZet
01-08-2012, 07:01 PM
Tell the truth.

Byakuran
01-08-2012, 07:05 PM
i am o_o...

jubeh
01-08-2012, 07:07 PM
Puuchannnnn

SnowWhite
01-08-2012, 07:24 PM
ewww mayonaise XP
and those videos were gross.. gahh I hate the texture.

Byakuran
01-08-2012, 07:40 PM
James.

Man hijikata is kinda a creep yeah :l, he has zoro's voice-actor though <3 and Mugen's <3<3<3

jubeh
01-08-2012, 07:46 PM
That guys in like every anime

Cloudy
01-08-2012, 07:48 PM
everything in moderation

ClockHand
01-08-2012, 07:52 PM
No, mayonnaise is awful no mater what, its basically raw egg yolks.

jubeh
01-08-2012, 08:17 PM
I could say the same about your genitalia but I like to think I'm a gentleman

ClockHand
01-08-2012, 08:20 PM
Why you know so much about my genitals?

jubeh
01-08-2012, 08:23 PM
One day it will all make sense

digitek
01-09-2012, 06:21 AM
this reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend the other day.
http://i41.tinypic.com/plxuc.jpg

Outcast
01-09-2012, 09:15 AM
Only and always on sandwiches.

Sylux
01-09-2012, 10:02 AM
I ate a spoonful of maynnaise for a dollar once

Psy
01-09-2012, 12:12 PM
I only like light mayo on things I eat. I could never eat even a spoonfull by itself or id gag.

I have a younger sister that has NEVER liked any kind of condiments. Not even ketchup. LIKE WTH NOT EVEN KETCHUP??? I tried forcing her to try it once and she wont go for it. Shes ok with tuna made with mayo soy sauce on white rice and weve never told her theres mustard in the meatloaf so she can eat them she just doesnt like to.

Ive heard Mustard is supposed to be a good heartburn home remedy.

Allso because i thought id search and see
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/H1AyOAvuRKo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Yeah not liking it all that much still.

ClockHand
01-09-2012, 12:18 PM
Mustard is the greatest condiment ever.

GunZet
01-09-2012, 03:51 PM
No, ketchup is.

ClockHand
01-09-2012, 03:54 PM
Naa, too much sugar on it.

Fenn
01-10-2012, 09:40 PM
Light mayo for me.

Sylux
01-10-2012, 09:45 PM
Mustard is hands down amazing

Evil_Cake
01-10-2012, 09:48 PM
any amount of mayo is unforgivable

Sylux
01-10-2012, 09:50 PM
Ketchup and mayo on the buns mmmmmmm mmm

Bacon_Barbarian
01-10-2012, 09:53 PM
All condiments pretty much suck.

ClockHand
01-10-2012, 09:58 PM
All condiments pretty much suck.

Mustard is more than a condiment. So yeah, most condiments suck.

Sylux
01-11-2012, 08:18 AM
Yeah Ketchup is an old word for soup. So yeah most condiments suck.

Aether
01-11-2012, 08:23 AM
I don't like the fact that mayo is made with egg as part of the ingredients. I'm not a huge egg fan when it comes to my condiments.

I do like garlic sauce though.

Sylux
01-11-2012, 08:56 AM
Banana Mayonnaise
http://anneelliot.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/2325018705_cd732f52dd.jpg

Aether
01-11-2012, 09:02 AM
That's disgusting.

Sylux
01-11-2012, 09:06 AM
I saw a kid at my school sitting at my table eating it for lunch one day it was weird

Evil_Cake
01-11-2012, 10:57 AM
I saw a kid at my school sitting at my table eating it for lunch one day it was weird

did u kill him

Sylux
01-11-2012, 11:17 AM
No but I threw it on the ground

Byakuran
01-11-2012, 01:47 PM
Don't waste food man D: .

I like honey + cheese, but my friends think it is weird, i would be fucking pissed off is someone threw it on the ground :l

Sylux
01-11-2012, 02:30 PM
This nigga was eating banana and mayonnaise. That is just unacceptable.

butternut
01-11-2012, 04:19 PM
why u ppl be hatin on good old mayo? i like mayo. and mustard. more mustard. others i eat them, but dont particularly love them.

ClockHand
01-11-2012, 04:20 PM
Because mayo is disgusting.

Bacon_Barbarian
01-11-2012, 05:28 PM
+100

Evil_Cake
01-11-2012, 05:31 PM
No but I threw it on the ground

I c u should have burnt his tongue with a curling iron 2

Sylux
01-11-2012, 05:55 PM
I c u should have burnt his tongue with a curling iron 2

I burned the mayonnaise sign into his tongue with a cattle prod

Evil_Cake
01-11-2012, 06:02 PM
close enough

also why do u carry around a cattle prod? dont u think thats strange?

Psy
01-11-2012, 06:02 PM
I remember the instructor for my culinary art class saying that Mayo is pointless on a sandwich because it doesnt actually add any flavor and just creates soggy bread.

that being said it is good for other things like an oriental vinaigrette.
3 tbs honey
2 tbs rice wine vinegar
1/4 cup mayo
1 tsp dijon mustard
1/8 tsp sesame oil

whisk together in bowl and serve over salad

tastes like the one from applebees.

Sylux
01-11-2012, 06:04 PM
close enough

also why do u carry around a cattle prod? dont u think thats strange?

You mean you don't carry one around? Man you're a weirdo

Joosh
01-11-2012, 08:49 PM
I have never had Mayo, but my family stocks it all the time.

Evil_Cake
01-11-2012, 10:20 PM
I have never had Mayo, but my family stocks it all the time.

u r still pure

butternut
01-12-2012, 12:34 AM
Cmon how is mayo disgusting? its a different condiment with a different taste.

jubeh
01-12-2012, 12:35 AM
Sup saphira

butternut
01-12-2012, 12:49 AM
sup jubeh

jubeh
01-12-2012, 12:51 AM
Do you play any board games

GunZet
01-12-2012, 12:51 AM
Sup, Saphira.

edit: Gtfo Jubeh, damn.

butternut
01-12-2012, 12:53 AM
jubeh - yeah, used to. ad i shall in the near future too.

gunz - ssup?

edit: wait, this is the mayo/condiments thread

jubeh
01-12-2012, 12:54 AM
Whats games have you played

butternut
01-12-2012, 12:57 AM
loads. cluedo, monopoly, mad, something called 'discovery of india', some talespin game, ludo, snakes and ladders, game of life.....all really really old ones. y this interrogation tho?

jubeh
01-12-2012, 01:15 AM
Im gonna pretend to be you and trick your family

GunZet
01-12-2012, 01:24 AM
Jubeh wants people to play Mahjong with. He doesn't wanna be caught looking 80 alone.

jubeh
01-12-2012, 01:31 AM
We have enough dudes for mahjong if you want to play you need to start your own group

Byakuran
01-12-2012, 10:17 AM
Jubeh wants people to play Mahjong with. He doesn't wanna be caught looking 80 alone.


Is this why you made me read Saki man?

jubeh
01-12-2012, 11:03 PM
Whats saki

butternut
01-13-2012, 12:30 AM
never played mahjong except on comp. but i learn fast.

greenfox212
01-21-2012, 08:16 PM
isn't hate kind of a strong word...

Evil_Cake
01-21-2012, 08:42 PM
no. I have a picture of mayonnaise in my room that I throw darts at

Ozzaharwood
01-22-2012, 10:54 AM
Sandwiches need mayo to sandwiches be good. If you sandwiches eat sandwiches without mayo, you sandwiches are eating sandwiches crap sandwiches. Sandwiches.

GunZet
01-22-2012, 02:58 PM
I'm playing around with my swiss-army knife right now.

Evil_Cake
01-22-2012, 04:13 PM
Sandwiches need mayo to sandwiches be good. If you sandwiches eat sandwiches without mayo, you sandwiches are eating sandwiches crap sandwiches. Sandwiches.
you will burn in ur own hell for this

BozeSG
01-22-2012, 07:14 PM
i eat ketchup with salad, and sometimes a bit of mayo for the side-dish...

Blue_Dragon
01-22-2012, 07:23 PM
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Edit: I love mayo. I like dill in it. And I like it on sandwiches. And in egg salad. And deviled eggs. I don't eat it plain. I prefer it to miracle whip, but in a bind, I will take miracle W.

GunZet
01-22-2012, 07:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubV3t9_CwDc

greenfox212
01-23-2012, 07:55 PM
i can't even remember what it taste like, and this thread has scared me to much to try it again.

butternut
01-23-2012, 11:48 PM
no no, try it! only in a sandwich or something though...

GunZet
01-23-2012, 11:52 PM
Tastes like goblin baby batter.

jubeh
01-23-2012, 11:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gHYxr.gif

butternut
01-24-2012, 12:48 AM
no it doesn't.

GunZet
01-24-2012, 12:54 AM
How do you know, ehhh?

butternut
01-24-2012, 01:25 AM
i've eaten it.

Evil_Cake
01-24-2012, 11:36 AM
i can't even remember what it taste like, and this thread has scared me to much to try it again.

excellent

greenfox212
01-24-2012, 06:10 PM
no no, try it! only in a sandwich or something though...

sorry, the peer pressure is just to much.

GunZet
01-24-2012, 06:12 PM
YES

butternut
01-24-2012, 10:43 PM
sorry, the peer pressure is just to much.

No! don't cave in to peer pressure. Do what your mind is telling you to do. your heart. your soul. in the end its just you dealing with it. Eat it.

GunZet
01-24-2012, 11:11 PM
^
Form of peer pressure.

butternut
01-24-2012, 11:22 PM
Fine! Do whatever you want!






Eat it.

GunZet
01-24-2012, 11:25 PM
Do what I say!






Don't eat it.

jubeh
01-24-2012, 11:28 PM
Hey what's up.





Take a dump and go to sleep.

Evil_Cake
01-24-2012, 11:45 PM
that is true, poo is probably better than mayo on ur sandwich

butternut
01-24-2012, 11:56 PM
You all have a twisted sense of taste. Get out of it NOW!!!

Evil_Cake
01-25-2012, 12:01 AM
u c, mayo ruined our taste buds

GunZet
01-25-2012, 12:14 AM
Listen to us, Saphira, we speak the truth.

butternut
01-25-2012, 12:19 AM
no. maybe all of you ate mayo that's expired and rotten?
get fresh one now and eat it. in a sandwich.

Evil_Cake
01-25-2012, 12:28 AM
ur right all my food is expired

GunZet
01-25-2012, 12:39 AM
Mine too.

Ozzaharwood
01-25-2012, 04:50 PM
You all have a twisted sense of taste. Get out of it NOW!!!

Finally someone who knows what good food is!

Rio
01-31-2012, 09:24 PM
Mmm.... mayo! :9
I particularly like the Kewpie brand. All mayo's should be bottled like it. Seriously.

Evil_Cake
01-31-2012, 10:12 PM
boycott MT because founder likes mayo

GunZet
01-31-2012, 10:17 PM
Boycotting now.

Bacon_Barbarian
01-31-2012, 10:27 PM
Eat it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

Evil_Cake
02-01-2012, 12:42 AM
also boycott one piece until Luffy says he doesnt like mayo anymore

http://img.mangastream.com/m/5/10139425/37769012859cc962547169821723a5b2.png

Blue_Dragon
02-01-2012, 01:03 AM
Why everyone hatin' on mayonnaise? Mayo just wants your love, that's all :(

jubeh
02-01-2012, 01:39 AM
Why bother with food at all lets just eat balloons.

http://i.imgur.com/Tdn8W.gif

butternut
02-01-2012, 03:12 AM
Oh cmon!mayo isn't so bad. what did it ever do to you?!

Evil_Cake
02-03-2012, 05:42 PM
So I went 2 subway and ordered meatball sub. When the lady sliced it in half, there was residual mayonnaise on that knife and it got on my meatballs. most uncool

Hayashida
02-04-2012, 03:55 PM
yeah that would be so bogus

Black_Shaggie
02-07-2012, 12:30 AM
Unwanted mayo is a thing to be hated...

I can take or leave the stuff but Miracle Whip is top shelf in my book. Sometimes mayo can be TOO creamy & I don't like that. But nothing beats that tangy zest of Miracle Whip.

Yeah...I like Miracle Whip. Miracle Whip in turkey sandwiches, Miracle Whip in my tuna salas, Miracle Whip on my grilled cheese, Miracle Whip on just about anything bread & deli meat & cheese oriented....

mmmm Miracle Whip.....

Fuck mayonaise.

Rio
02-08-2012, 12:51 PM
As far as I'm concerned, Miracle Whip is still mayo. It's just what's called, "an alternative". Kind of like I Can't Believe It's Butter.

Black_Shaggie
02-09-2012, 09:40 PM
Okay...I may have been a bit remiss with my crude dismisal of mayonaise over Miracle Whip, but it my passion for that particular brand of salad dressing runs deep. Fathomless, even.

I still say it tatses better.

Mr_Liebe
02-09-2012, 09:54 PM
I love a bit of mayo on a sandwich, myself,