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Gerzorz
01-02-2012, 02:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/IXo3K.png

You are this guy.

You have three (3) hearts and one (1) party hat.

After a night of partying, you try to walk home on the sidewalk, only to find this sword stuck in this stone lodged firmly in your glorious walking-path.

You give it the sternest stare you can currently muster, which is pretty stern, I'd say.

What will you do?

Sylux
01-02-2012, 02:55 PM
Stare sterner

GunZet
01-02-2012, 02:58 PM
I'd step around it and keep all 3 of my hearts, because I don't know if that sword is electrified or not.

Hayashida
01-02-2012, 03:15 PM
pull the sword out

Delphinus
01-02-2012, 03:35 PM
-> put rock in underpants

Gerzorz
01-02-2012, 03:36 PM
I'd step around it and keep all 3 of my hearts, because I don't know if that sword is electrified or not.

Okay. Carefully now...

http://i.imgur.com/kQcAf.png

Whoops! Looks like you inadvertently pulled the sword out using all of your strength.

This was totally an accident.

Whoa hey, what's this?!

http://i.imgur.com/7bJqA.png

SOME SORT OF BLACK, EVIL LOOKING GAS IS SQUIRTING OUT OF THE ROCKS VOLUMINOUSLY! JINKIES!

http://i.imgur.com/IiU6o.png

And as soon as it started, it's over. Probably nothing bad will happen from that. Probably.

You think to yourself that you are lacking a name! What name will our brave hero be known by?

You are feeling a little peckish.

You have acquired one (1) sword!

You take a look at your map...

http://i.imgur.com/sSGwc.png

Looks like you were on your way from Jim's Place to the City before you were rudely interrupted by a graphical adventure.

Well, it's time to ambulate. Where go?

Delphinus
01-02-2012, 04:16 PM
-> go to THE CITY then travel aimlessly to BEACH, JIM'S PLACE, FARM, FOREST, then back to THE CITY in that order, forming a pentagram of doom on the map

Sylux
01-02-2012, 04:35 PM
Your name will be Garrus Vakarian

Fenn
01-02-2012, 04:43 PM
Sell the party hat on Runescape and live lavishly the rest of my days.

GunZet
01-02-2012, 04:58 PM
Sell the party hat on Runescape and live lavishly the rest of my days.

My goodness, the memories you've brought back. Party hats in RS going for millions of gold... How, why?

Slurpee
01-02-2012, 07:13 PM
Go to the city! :D