The Empire

[GunZet]

And so with one steady boot planted in the earth. We rise.
Fellow knights, introduce yourselves and let your presence be known.

With this, Knight Josh, Knight Saphira. Welcome to my ranks, I await your arrival.

[Hayashida]

how cute just like something little kids would make

[jubeh]

Dawwww

[Celestial-Fox]

Jubeh loq dis thred plz

[GunZet]

I see, so the rumors were true. And Seefy, you are a part of the Modd? This is disheartening. I've always liked you.

[Hayashida]

Have you guys built your own fort and everything

[GunZet]

Fort?
http://images.wikia.com/masseffect/images/f/fd/Reapers.png

[jubeh]

Fort more like fart

[GunZet]

If only you'd see the light and join us, Jubeh. I've known you to have the strongest dumps in all the land.

[Hayashida]

Fort more like fart

heheheheh

[jubeh]

Sup john

[Hayashida]

Sup john

lookin up some stuff on the computer, what about you

[jubeh]

Playing yakuza 4. Hey have you ever listened to the unicorns.

[GunZet]

Unicorns. What blasphemy is this.

[Hayashida]

Playing yakuza 4. Hey have you ever listened to the unicorns.

Yeah

[jubeh]

They're p cool

[Hayashida]

Yeah the dude from the Unicorns made a band called Islands and now he teamed up with that dude from Man Man and a couple other guys to make Mr. Heavenly

[jubeh]

Oic cool.

[Hayashida]

Yeah

[Sho]

Stormcloaks ftw.

[Joosh]

It seems as though Modd has sent their jesters to mock us, let us reign fury and fire upon them.

[Gedeon]

M'lord i think we have a vermin infestation in the empire. Some kind of a grinning reptile, also it seems that some baseball-fans have started a relationship with some of the Yakuza........always thought there were some closet gay's in those two. And there is that........creature ..that we allied ourselves with. What are we to do...........?
I think that a nuisance-repelling spray will be enough.

[Sho]

Hey the stormcloak comment didn't have anything to do with the gunzeticus empire. + I am actually human.

[GunZet]

I agree, but I think it's best to let them meddle amongst themselves. We have more urgent matters to attend to. As for this... creature. It is no threat to us.
No worries Sho, you are with family.

[Joosh]

Sho is a wise creature of other worldy power. Should we really trust it?

[Sho]

Have no fear, I do not plan on betraying the empire. Earlier defeat has taught me the empire is not something to take lightly. You can trust me to have your back.

[GunZet]

Sho is a wise creature of other worldy power. Should we really trust it?

He is my only son...

[Sylux]

He is my only son...
But father...

[GunZet]

http://www.philolzophy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/maury-povich11.jpg

[Joosh]

Idk who that guy is

[Byakuran]

lol.... mod's are teasing.

Knight Bya in tha house.

[Sho]

It's maury povich. Or at least it says so in the link.

[Joosh]

Who is that

[Sylux]

Maury as in from Maury as in the Jerry Springer TV-alike

[Fenn]

Sweet digs you got here.

[butternut]

Knight Saphira presenting herself!
Honored to have joined the empire. Since the battle seems to be fast approaching, m'lord, what kind of weapons do you prefer? Pls consult with the commanders and let me know. Old world types (cross-bows, swords, cannons etc), magical, or modern (guns, rifles, missiles, rockets etc)?

[GunZet]

Glad to have such a gifted person in my Empire, as all my knights are.
As for weaponry, I cannot give you direct needs, as fleet Commander Sy, and Knight Bacon lead the armies. Hmmm, surprise me with something. Something big and destructive; a weapon of chaos to use in the forthcoming war.

[jaidurn]

Guys, when we rule the world, do I get more tin cans?

[GunZet]

Actually, I have a shipment of approximately 100,00 tin cans on its way as we speak. Just for you, as I care for the well being of all.

[jaidurn]

You're the best.

[GunZet]

I thank you for your kind words. But a true king realizes his Empire is nothing without his people. Enjoy your tin cans, but keep your mind clear. The lords of Modd have tainted many pure souls already.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Knight Bacon, High Janitor and personal doctor to his Lord GunZ reporting.

[GunZet]

Ahhhh, K. Bacon, I was waiting on you. Our new recruit Saphira is standing by for weapons report. If you could forward your arms needs to her, that would move things along on her side greatly.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

All I need is a sharp scalpel and a mop.

[GunZet]

Simple needs. I like this. I'm sure Knight Saphira will have these to you posthaste.

[butternut]

Alriiite!! Scalpel n Mop comin up! plain and simple - basic, or, studded with surprises?

[Sylux]

Bacon got baaaaaanned hahaha

[Joosh]

So... -whistles-
Did K. Gedeon ever go to the hills over yonder to investigate those mines?

[Sylux]

Idk ask him yerself

[Joosh]

Hm. Wheres the empires messenger when you need him..

[GunZet]

I also don't currently know the whereabouts of K. Ged, but I suspect with the capturing of Bacon, that he might have been captured too. The Modd are moving fast, but hold your ground.

[Fenn]

I am a travelling merchant. I am here to sell you goods.

[jubeh]

Aight gj fenn just dont let him know you're a spy

[Sylux]

Ayo king I think dis dude is a spy

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I return. *superman pose*

[DrPumpkin]

Hey Bacon is it true that Fenn is a spy.

[GunZet]

Knight Bacon! Welcome back....h-how did you make it out? And I also suspect Fenn is a spy. I'll have someone interrogate him.

[jubeh]

Hey Bacon is it true that Fenn is a spy.

Chill out pumpkin they're going to figure out that you're a spy too

[DrPumpkin]

This is a job for me.

*Puts on cloak*

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Knight Bacon! Welcome back....h-how did you make it out?
It was nothing but a light skirmish. While I did not end up the victor there were no devastating blows, only a few glancing ones.


And I also suspect Fenn is a spy. I'll have someone interrogate him.
I'll get on it first thing in the morning m'lord. It is my duty after all.

[DrPumpkin]

So how does it feel to be a knight.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

It's p. cool, but you get beat up sometimes.

[DrPumpkin]

Are there any special things you get?

Like, discounts on metal polish or horses.

[Inksprout]

Do you get a free battle dinosaur?

[GunZet]

Make your one desire, and it shall be granted in unlimited portions, considering you remain a knight. Except for Jai, he's always in need of tin cans, and constantly depleting his resources.

[Fenn]

If I'm a spy for Modd that makes me a mod then right?

[Sho]

No, it makes you a Modd. You're one of them.

[GunZet]

Then I think we know what the answer is. Capture the spy, and torture him. Make him tell us all he knows about the Modd. Sho, you're good at interrogations I suspect, you could lead the way with getting... answers.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

If I may interject m'lord, torture is vastly infective in comparison to a few drinks...

[GunZet]

Ahhh, thankyou for pointing that out Knight Bacon. My old days of taking things into my own hands have left previous suspects... indisposed if you will.
Very well, I assume you'll be providing the drinks, select anything you wish.

[Sho]

Make sure not to let him drink so much that all he can say is 'Barf' though.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I'll check the royal pantry for the strongest scotch we can fine. "Sugar and vinegar", m'lord.

[GunZet]

Chances are, I may have to pass my legacy on to my next of kin. For I am on the brink of the void. I am ready to give my soul's pureness for my knight's well being.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

No m'lord! We can fight this... Together. All of us. All the knights will come to be by your side if only you so choose!

[GunZet]

*Nods head* So then you are with me... To the end? The Gods have indeed blessed me with the greatest knights one could ask for.

[Celestial-Fox]

/walks in with sword
/gets intimidated
/walks out

[Sho]

Father, we have the power of the Empire. If that power has won us countless battles before, surely it will be able to stop this. If there is anything I can do to help fight against this, I will.

[Celestial-Fox]

You're one of them too, Sho?!

[Sho]

I'm Gunz's only son, however I am not part of the empire itself. I formed an alliance with them.

[GunZet]

It is an odd alliance indeed, seeing as though we've fought before. But for all the wrong reasons. Bringing both empires together makes us strong as one united entity. And Sho, my son, I'm sure nothing will stand in our way of victory.

[Celestial-Fox]

So Sho's in it for the business, huh.

[Sho]

Its only beneficial to both sides.

[Celestial-Fox]

Meh? As the son of a king, you're rather blah.

[Sho]

There better now?

[Celestial-Fox]

How diplomatic!

[Bacon_Barbarian]

M'lord, is your son truly trustworthy?

[GunZet]

I've asked myself this many a time, Knight Bacon. Yes, he has proven himself indeed worthy. Ever since our last battle, we have come to terms and bonded together for the common good, once again.

[Sho]

I feel like I should prove you and the others who don't trust me, that I can be trusted. If there is anything to do to show you, just tell me.

[jubeh]

Lend me some money

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I hate beggars. Should I throw him in the dungeon, m'lord?

[GunZet]

Do so, as quick as you can. Can't have those kind littering the streets and tarnishing our beauty.

[Fenn]

I never got my drinks.

[jubeh]

I just don't get how you're an umpire but you dont like baseball

[Hayashida]

I just don't get how you're an umpire but you dont like baseball

heh nice

[Fenn]

I don't get it who was that referring to?

[butternut]

So, i'm back to the empire for good. I've learnt a lot about different kinds of weapons while i've been away. so, ya guys need any??

[Joosh]

I'll have a one handed mace, Knight Saphira. Preferably with spikes on the end of it. Also I want a sword to be in the handle, so I can take it out if I need a quick slash here an there. I rely too heavily on these bear arms...

--Will someone take care of these damned Jesters here in our courts? They dishonor the very ground upon which they walk. I SAY, its a miracle we haven't made an example out of them yet.

[butternut]

Yes, you shall have them soon Knight Joosh. Customized ones for your bear arms.

On another note - 'joosh' reminds me of 'juice'. sounds extremely similar.

[greenfox212]

ohhh an empire, yes I've always wanted to be apart of one of these, if lord gunzet would allow it i will use my newly acquired junior member powers to help in the advancement of the empire.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

You have to win my approval before High Lord GunZ will evem consider you.

[GunZet]

WELL, I haven't had applications open for new knights in quite some time. But, the Empire always has openings, my friend.
And your specialties are?

[greenfox212]

sniper, sharpshooter, archer, and user of junior member powers.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

M-m'lord, are you going over my head? I feel hurt.

[GunZet]

It's your job to collect and assess the specialties of each newcomer, Knight Bacon. What do you think of this skillset?

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Oh, I suppose there was an error in communication on my part m'lord. I apologize. I suppose we could always use another talented archer.

[GunZet]

Mmm, indeed. Seems this one has some knowledge of long range firing. So all is agreed upon?

[jaidurn]

We should start a tin can club.

[greenfox212]

mahhahahah. the empire shall not regret this day. i guess i'll go shoot an enemy of the empire.