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GunZet
01-01-2012, 05:28 PM
And so with one steady boot planted in the earth. We rise.
Fellow knights, introduce yourselves and let your presence be known.

With this, Knight Josh, Knight Saphira. Welcome to my ranks, I await your arrival.

Hayashida
01-01-2012, 05:35 PM
how cute just like something little kids would make

jubeh
01-01-2012, 05:35 PM
Dawwww

Celestial-Fox
01-01-2012, 05:36 PM
Jubeh loq dis thred plz

GunZet
01-01-2012, 05:36 PM
I see, so the rumors were true. And Seefy, you are a part of the Modd? This is disheartening. I've always liked you.

Hayashida
01-01-2012, 05:38 PM
Have you guys built your own fort and everything

GunZet
01-01-2012, 05:39 PM
Fort?
http://images.wikia.com/masseffect/images/f/fd/Reapers.png

jubeh
01-01-2012, 05:40 PM
Fort more like fart

GunZet
01-01-2012, 05:41 PM
If only you'd see the light and join us, Jubeh. I've known you to have the strongest dumps in all the land.

Hayashida
01-01-2012, 05:53 PM
Fort more like fart

heheheheh

jubeh
01-01-2012, 05:57 PM
Sup john

Hayashida
01-01-2012, 06:08 PM
Sup john

lookin up some stuff on the computer, what about you

jubeh
01-01-2012, 06:11 PM
Playing yakuza 4. Hey have you ever listened to the unicorns.

GunZet
01-01-2012, 06:12 PM
Unicorns. What blasphemy is this.

Hayashida
01-01-2012, 06:17 PM
Playing yakuza 4. Hey have you ever listened to the unicorns.

Yeah

jubeh
01-01-2012, 06:17 PM
They're p cool

Hayashida
01-01-2012, 06:18 PM
Yeah the dude from the Unicorns made a band called Islands and now he teamed up with that dude from Man Man and a couple other guys to make Mr. Heavenly

jubeh
01-01-2012, 06:21 PM
Oic cool.

Hayashida
01-01-2012, 06:22 PM
Yeah

Sho
01-01-2012, 07:31 PM
Stormcloaks ftw.

Joosh
01-01-2012, 07:34 PM
It seems as though Modd has sent their jesters to mock us, let us reign fury and fire upon them.

Gedeon
01-01-2012, 07:36 PM
M'lord i think we have a vermin infestation in the empire. Some kind of a grinning reptile, also it seems that some baseball-fans have started a relationship with some of the Yakuza........always thought there were some closet gay's in those two. And there is that........creature ..that we allied ourselves with. What are we to do...........?
I think that a nuisance-repelling spray will be enough.

Sho
01-01-2012, 07:37 PM
Hey the stormcloak comment didn't have anything to do with the gunzeticus empire. + I am actually human.

GunZet
01-01-2012, 07:39 PM
I agree, but I think it's best to let them meddle amongst themselves. We have more urgent matters to attend to. As for this... creature. It is no threat to us.
No worries Sho, you are with family.

Joosh
01-01-2012, 07:50 PM
Sho is a wise creature of other worldy power. Should we really trust it?

Sho
01-01-2012, 07:54 PM
Have no fear, I do not plan on betraying the empire. Earlier defeat has taught me the empire is not something to take lightly. You can trust me to have your back.

GunZet
01-01-2012, 07:57 PM
Sho is a wise creature of other worldy power. Should we really trust it?

He is my only son...

Sylux
01-01-2012, 08:03 PM
He is my only son...
But father...

GunZet
01-01-2012, 08:09 PM
http://www.philolzophy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/maury-povich11.jpg

Joosh
01-01-2012, 08:16 PM
Idk who that guy is

Byakuran
01-01-2012, 08:16 PM
lol.... mod's are teasing.

Knight Bya in tha house.

Sho
01-01-2012, 08:21 PM
It's maury povich. Or at least it says so in the link.

Joosh
01-01-2012, 08:22 PM
Who is that

Sylux
01-01-2012, 08:22 PM
Maury as in from Maury as in the Jerry Springer TV-alike

Fenn
01-01-2012, 08:47 PM
Sweet digs you got here.

butternut
01-02-2012, 01:18 AM
Knight Saphira presenting herself!
Honored to have joined the empire. Since the battle seems to be fast approaching, m'lord, what kind of weapons do you prefer? Pls consult with the commanders and let me know. Old world types (cross-bows, swords, cannons etc), magical, or modern (guns, rifles, missiles, rockets etc)?

GunZet
01-02-2012, 01:51 AM
Glad to have such a gifted person in my Empire, as all my knights are.
As for weaponry, I cannot give you direct needs, as fleet Commander Sy, and Knight Bacon lead the armies. Hmmm, surprise me with something. Something big and destructive; a weapon of chaos to use in the forthcoming war.

jaidurn
01-02-2012, 01:57 AM
Guys, when we rule the world, do I get more tin cans?

GunZet
01-02-2012, 01:58 AM
Actually, I have a shipment of approximately 100,00 tin cans on its way as we speak. Just for you, as I care for the well being of all.

jaidurn
01-02-2012, 02:01 AM
You're the best.

GunZet
01-02-2012, 02:06 AM
I thank you for your kind words. But a true king realizes his Empire is nothing without his people. Enjoy your tin cans, but keep your mind clear. The lords of Modd have tainted many pure souls already.

Bacon_Barbarian
01-02-2012, 02:08 AM
Knight Bacon, High Janitor and personal doctor to his Lord GunZ reporting.

GunZet
01-02-2012, 02:16 AM
Ahhhh, K. Bacon, I was waiting on you. Our new recruit Saphira is standing by for weapons report. If you could forward your arms needs to her, that would move things along on her side greatly.

Bacon_Barbarian
01-02-2012, 02:20 AM
All I need is a sharp scalpel and a mop.

GunZet
01-02-2012, 02:29 AM
Simple needs. I like this. I'm sure Knight Saphira will have these to you posthaste.

butternut
01-02-2012, 03:25 AM
Alriiite!! Scalpel n Mop comin up! plain and simple - basic, or, studded with surprises?

Sylux
01-02-2012, 06:25 AM
Bacon got baaaaaanned hahaha

Joosh
01-02-2012, 10:48 AM
So... -whistles-
Did K. Gedeon ever go to the hills over yonder to investigate those mines?

Sylux
01-02-2012, 10:50 AM
Idk ask him yerself

Joosh
01-02-2012, 11:14 AM
Hm. Wheres the empires messenger when you need him..

GunZet
01-02-2012, 01:36 PM
I also don't currently know the whereabouts of K. Ged, but I suspect with the capturing of Bacon, that he might have been captured too. The Modd are moving fast, but hold your ground.

Fenn
01-02-2012, 08:30 PM
I am a travelling merchant. I am here to sell you goods.

jubeh
01-02-2012, 08:31 PM
Aight gj fenn just dont let him know you're a spy

Sylux
01-03-2012, 01:04 AM
Ayo king I think dis dude is a spy

Bacon_Barbarian
01-03-2012, 02:25 AM
I return. *superman pose*

DrPumpkin
01-03-2012, 02:49 AM
Hey Bacon is it true that Fenn is a spy.

GunZet
01-03-2012, 02:51 AM
Knight Bacon! Welcome back....h-how did you make it out? And I also suspect Fenn is a spy. I'll have someone interrogate him.

jubeh
01-03-2012, 02:52 AM
Hey Bacon is it true that Fenn is a spy.

Chill out pumpkin they're going to figure out that you're a spy too

DrPumpkin
01-03-2012, 02:54 AM
This is a job for me.

*Puts on cloak*

Bacon_Barbarian
01-03-2012, 03:15 AM
Knight Bacon! Welcome back....h-how did you make it out?
It was nothing but a light skirmish. While I did not end up the victor there were no devastating blows, only a few glancing ones.


And I also suspect Fenn is a spy. I'll have someone interrogate him.
I'll get on it first thing in the morning m'lord. It is my duty after all.

DrPumpkin
01-03-2012, 03:22 AM
So how does it feel to be a knight.

Bacon_Barbarian
01-03-2012, 03:26 AM
It's p. cool, but you get beat up sometimes.

DrPumpkin
01-03-2012, 03:31 AM
Are there any special things you get?

Like, discounts on metal polish or horses.

Inksprout
01-03-2012, 04:30 AM
Do you get a free battle dinosaur?

GunZet
01-03-2012, 05:47 AM
Make your one desire, and it shall be granted in unlimited portions, considering you remain a knight. Except for Jai, he's always in need of tin cans, and constantly depleting his resources.

Fenn
01-03-2012, 11:03 AM
If I'm a spy for Modd that makes me a mod then right?

Sho
01-03-2012, 11:36 AM
No, it makes you a Modd. You're one of them.

GunZet
01-04-2012, 02:01 PM
Then I think we know what the answer is. Capture the spy, and torture him. Make him tell us all he knows about the Modd. Sho, you're good at interrogations I suspect, you could lead the way with getting... answers.

Bacon_Barbarian
01-04-2012, 02:11 PM
If I may interject m'lord, torture is vastly infective in comparison to a few drinks...

GunZet
01-04-2012, 02:33 PM
Ahhh, thankyou for pointing that out Knight Bacon. My old days of taking things into my own hands have left previous suspects... indisposed if you will.
Very well, I assume you'll be providing the drinks, select anything you wish.

Sho
01-04-2012, 03:52 PM
Make sure not to let him drink so much that all he can say is 'Barf' though.

Bacon_Barbarian
01-04-2012, 05:30 PM
I'll check the royal pantry for the strongest scotch we can fine. "Sugar and vinegar", m'lord.

GunZet
01-06-2012, 01:39 AM
Chances are, I may have to pass my legacy on to my next of kin. For I am on the brink of the void. I am ready to give my soul's pureness for my knight's well being.

Bacon_Barbarian
01-06-2012, 01:43 AM
No m'lord! We can fight this... Together. All of us. All the knights will come to be by your side if only you so choose!

GunZet
01-06-2012, 01:46 AM
*Nods head* So then you are with me... To the end? The Gods have indeed blessed me with the greatest knights one could ask for.

Celestial-Fox
01-06-2012, 02:16 AM
/walks in with sword
/gets intimidated
/walks out

Sho
01-06-2012, 03:33 AM
Father, we have the power of the Empire. If that power has won us countless battles before, surely it will be able to stop this. If there is anything I can do to help fight against this, I will.

Celestial-Fox
01-06-2012, 03:43 AM
You're one of them too, Sho?!

Sho
01-06-2012, 03:57 AM
I'm Gunz's only son, however I am not part of the empire itself. I formed an alliance with them.

GunZet
01-06-2012, 04:00 AM
It is an odd alliance indeed, seeing as though we've fought before. But for all the wrong reasons. Bringing both empires together makes us strong as one united entity. And Sho, my son, I'm sure nothing will stand in our way of victory.

Celestial-Fox
01-06-2012, 04:36 AM
So Sho's in it for the business, huh.

Sho
01-06-2012, 04:38 AM
Its only beneficial to both sides.

Celestial-Fox
01-06-2012, 04:39 AM
Meh? As the son of a king, you're rather blah.

Sho
01-06-2012, 04:51 AM
There better now?

Celestial-Fox
01-06-2012, 04:37 PM
How diplomatic!

Bacon_Barbarian
01-06-2012, 04:53 PM
M'lord, is your son truly trustworthy?

GunZet
01-06-2012, 05:00 PM
I've asked myself this many a time, Knight Bacon. Yes, he has proven himself indeed worthy. Ever since our last battle, we have come to terms and bonded together for the common good, once again.

Sho
01-06-2012, 05:08 PM
I feel like I should prove you and the others who don't trust me, that I can be trusted. If there is anything to do to show you, just tell me.

jubeh
01-06-2012, 05:09 PM
Lend me some money

Bacon_Barbarian
01-06-2012, 05:16 PM
I hate beggars. Should I throw him in the dungeon, m'lord?

GunZet
01-06-2012, 05:18 PM
Do so, as quick as you can. Can't have those kind littering the streets and tarnishing our beauty.

Fenn
01-10-2012, 09:42 PM
I never got my drinks.

jubeh
01-10-2012, 10:57 PM
I just don't get how you're an umpire but you dont like baseball

Hayashida
01-11-2012, 02:11 AM
I just don't get how you're an umpire but you dont like baseball

heh nice

Fenn
01-11-2012, 11:13 AM
I don't get it who was that referring to?

butternut
01-11-2012, 03:20 PM
So, i'm back to the empire for good. I've learnt a lot about different kinds of weapons while i've been away. so, ya guys need any??

Joosh
01-11-2012, 03:53 PM
I'll have a one handed mace, Knight Saphira. Preferably with spikes on the end of it. Also I want a sword to be in the handle, so I can take it out if I need a quick slash here an there. I rely too heavily on these bear arms...

--Will someone take care of these damned Jesters here in our courts? They dishonor the very ground upon which they walk. I SAY, its a miracle we haven't made an example out of them yet.

butternut
01-11-2012, 04:25 PM
Yes, you shall have them soon Knight Joosh. Customized ones for your bear arms.

On another note - 'joosh' reminds me of 'juice'. sounds extremely similar.

greenfox212
01-24-2012, 06:52 PM
ohhh an empire, yes I've always wanted to be apart of one of these, if lord gunzet would allow it i will use my newly acquired junior member powers to help in the advancement of the empire.

Bacon_Barbarian
01-24-2012, 06:58 PM
You have to win my approval before High Lord GunZ will evem consider you.

GunZet
01-24-2012, 06:58 PM
WELL, I haven't had applications open for new knights in quite some time. But, the Empire always has openings, my friend.
And your specialties are?

greenfox212
01-24-2012, 07:05 PM
sniper, sharpshooter, archer, and user of junior member powers.

Bacon_Barbarian
01-24-2012, 07:06 PM
M-m'lord, are you going over my head? I feel hurt.

GunZet
01-24-2012, 07:09 PM
It's your job to collect and assess the specialties of each newcomer, Knight Bacon. What do you think of this skillset?

Bacon_Barbarian
01-24-2012, 07:25 PM
Oh, I suppose there was an error in communication on my part m'lord. I apologize. I suppose we could always use another talented archer.

GunZet
01-24-2012, 07:29 PM
Mmm, indeed. Seems this one has some knowledge of long range firing. So all is agreed upon?

jaidurn
01-24-2012, 07:31 PM
We should start a tin can club.

greenfox212
01-24-2012, 07:41 PM
mahhahahah. the empire shall not regret this day. i guess i'll go shoot an enemy of the empire.