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Black_Shaggie
12-27-2011, 01:28 PM
Okay, here's the scenario: Your common variety of monsters become active in today's modern world. There presence isn't overpowering, but it's obvious to the world that there are monsters that may very well eat you, kill you, trick you into giving up your unborn children, turn you into one of them or their slaves...whatever.

What would you do in such a world? Would you go about your everyday business trying not to believe? Would you quit your job & become a monster hunter? Would you try to become a monster yourself? Or, would you try to find the source of the monsters' manifestation into our world?

I'm just curious what craziness you guys come up with!

Black_Shaggie
12-27-2011, 01:41 PM
I myself would try to go about my everyday routine but be fully aware of the monsters & start stockpiling "countermeasures" to protect friends, family & myself. I'd ham up on what the myths say about monsters & how to kill them too. But, I'd still go to work, go out, etc...
I'd let the local authorities & the military handle the heavy stuff.

Until they begin to overrun society that is, then I'm looking to survive the best I can.

AudriCantDance
12-27-2011, 02:47 PM
id be cool with all of them except twilight's glitter vampires. im gonna go all Blade wesley snipes on their asses
mebbe settle down, have some interracial kids,live in a diverse society and die quietly after that.

Byakuran
12-27-2011, 02:54 PM
I would survive, by being with the empire of Gunzeticus.

I'm weak, so make a pact and stay with the strong.

ClockHand
12-27-2011, 03:13 PM
I don't understand, what kind of monsters? smart? firebreathers? poison spitters? what? there are to many options here.

Evil_Cake
12-27-2011, 05:10 PM
I would just walk around shrugging and saying "whateva"

jubeh
12-27-2011, 05:13 PM
I would take a dump and go to sleep

Hell_Baron
12-27-2011, 06:24 PM
I would take a dump on them and go to sleep

Fix'd

GAbRieLWrIgHt
12-27-2011, 07:46 PM
I would train from a young age in a place that monsters could not reach, or maybe move into the Vault (Fallout, right. I think thats what its called) and then bust up out of that thing, wit my glock turned upside down, shootin up dem dragons, and chimeras, and ain't NO sphinx gonna trick me. I'd tame myself a unicorn and ride dat thang all night. MMMhmmmm

Sylux
12-27-2011, 08:13 PM
I don't understand, what kind of monsters? smart? firebreathers? poison spitters? what? there are to many options here.
EVERY SINGLE KIND

corastaur
12-27-2011, 11:17 PM
I would tame a dragon.... somehow

Inksprout
12-28-2011, 12:24 AM
Breed a massive family then use my children as human shields.

corastaur
12-28-2011, 01:01 AM
^awesome. So either a ton of wives, or a way to clone/grow people?

Inksprout
12-28-2011, 02:08 AM
Well actually I guess it could end up worse for me because I'm female D: New plan, take orphans, use as human shield.

Bacon_Barbarian
12-28-2011, 03:16 AM
I wouldn't.

Cyanide Pills, HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Black_Shaggie
12-28-2011, 10:45 AM
I don't understand, what kind of monsters? smart? firebreathers? poison spitters? what? there are to many options here.

All of the monsters from the oldest myths. Vampires, demons, werewolves, ghouls, ghosts, fay, dragons, goblins trolls, etc....

I'd also hook up with some hot fairy chick & get her to teach magic! Yeah...I'd be a Mystical Pimp

ClockHand
12-28-2011, 12:46 PM
Ok, so I guess those monsters would be like in the old myths, not like in our new interpretations.

Then I think the only dangerous creature are probably Vampires, Werewolf and Sea monsters. The best thing is that at least you can become one of those 3.

Black_Shaggie
12-28-2011, 01:16 PM
Has anyone ever considered that the worst monster of them all is man? We can be pretty horrific when we want to be.

CypressDahlia
12-28-2011, 01:31 PM
GOJIRRAAAA~

jubeh
12-28-2011, 04:46 PM
Way to go for asian stereotypes cype you just set us back like 10 years

GunZet
12-28-2011, 05:02 PM
Cype did the right thing.

Black_Shaggie
12-29-2011, 04:55 PM
lol @ least he didn't mention giant gorilla snatching the pretty lady up out the Empire State Building bit. What the hell was Kong gonna do with her anyway?

Also, what in the hell is a chupakabra?

GunZet
12-29-2011, 04:56 PM
Also, what in the hell is a chupakabra?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

Fenn
12-29-2011, 11:02 PM
Get a degree in Interspecies Relations and form alliances with their leaders.

CypressDahlia
12-29-2011, 11:18 PM
Interspecies relations. Furry.

Black_Shaggie
12-30-2011, 12:47 PM
Get a degree in Interspecies Relations and form alliances with their leaders.

So...you figure things would be like that Comedy Central show UGLY AMERICANS then? That's kind of on the right track.

But with Furries.

Joosh
12-30-2011, 01:13 PM
-Dip most of my body in the river styx
-be invincible.
-survive everything

Bacon_Barbarian
12-30-2011, 01:48 PM
Actually no. I wouldn't take my Cyanide Pills. I'd make these spheres. That could capture the monsters and let me do whatever I want to them. Then I would poke the monsters. Pokemonsters. Pokemon.

Fenn
12-30-2011, 10:42 PM
So...you figure things would be like that Comedy Central show UGLY AMERICANS then? That's kind of on the right track.

But with Furries.

Yeah except it wouldn't want to make me gouge my eyes out.

Sylux
12-31-2011, 12:25 AM
Are you sure

GunZet
12-31-2011, 03:49 AM
sure are you, rmmm, not quite.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/06/article-1318093-0B803914000005DC-954_306x423.jpg

toast
01-01-2012, 05:10 AM
I would take a dump and go to sleep

the thread should have ended after this post

Inksprout
01-01-2012, 05:11 AM
if everyone did that there would be nowhere left to dump and sleep :(

toast
01-01-2012, 05:11 AM
the wonders of toilets!

Black_Shaggie
01-04-2012, 09:58 AM
Yeah except it wouldn't want to make me gouge my eyes out.

Fenn's right Ugly Americans will make you gouge your eyes out (bleh!)

As far as this thread goes...I know it sucks...but I couldn't think of anything that had any real conscious thought behind it so there...