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Hamachi
12-09-2011, 03:25 PM
You knew it was coming.

Your momma's so fat, her muscle to fat ratio is an irrational number.

ClockHand
12-09-2011, 03:32 PM
How did you knew it was coming? Is not like you could know what is going to be the theme of the thread you are going to make before making it.

GunZet
12-09-2011, 03:36 PM
Clock. Shutup.

ClockHand
12-09-2011, 03:50 PM
lalalalalalalalalalala

Hayashida
12-09-2011, 04:16 PM
hey clock your mama is all "ey where's da doughnuts"

Sylux
12-09-2011, 04:22 PM
My momma takes care of me when I stay home sick :3

ClockHand
12-09-2011, 04:53 PM
My mom is my dad. So she is double the awesome.

GunZet
12-09-2011, 04:56 PM
My mom is my dad. So she is double the awesome.

Hai.

Hayashida
12-09-2011, 05:13 PM
Yo so check it:
roses are red
I love my mom
she makes me cookies
om nom nom

ClockHand
12-09-2011, 05:16 PM
My mom makes me cakes =D

GunZet
12-09-2011, 05:16 PM
My mom makes me food.

Sylux
12-09-2011, 05:17 PM
My mom makes me work

Outcast
12-09-2011, 05:45 PM
My mom's crazy and makes me sad.

Peteman
12-09-2011, 05:47 PM
yo mama so fat she blocks out the sun.

ClockHand
12-09-2011, 05:49 PM
My mom loves me that much that I could make a stair to the sun and die.

Psy
12-09-2011, 06:06 PM
My momma scams me for money. My momma never pays me back money. My momma chose her boyfriends side over mine when he was clearly at fault.

jubeh
12-09-2011, 06:06 PM
Mo mommas mo problems

Psy
12-09-2011, 06:20 PM
Momma drama itt

Sylux
12-09-2011, 06:21 PM
My mama loves me so much

Gedeon
12-09-2011, 07:32 PM
Yo mama is so hairy, she speaks like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODCtN3akBzU

ClockHand
12-09-2011, 07:39 PM
My mom is so cool that we use her to freeze stuffs.

Hayashida
12-09-2011, 07:56 PM
yo momma sounds pretty cool

Bacon_Barbarian
12-09-2011, 08:31 PM
My mom is a ginger.

ClockHand
12-09-2011, 08:32 PM
That's makes you half ginger, and you know what that's mean.

jubeh
12-09-2011, 08:33 PM
What does it even mean to have half a soul

Bacon_Barbarian
12-09-2011, 08:33 PM
That's makes you half ginger, and you know what that's mean.
My beard comes in ginger.

GunZet
12-09-2011, 08:34 PM
It's like being a chocolate chip cookie, without the chips.

Ozzaharwood
12-09-2011, 08:37 PM
Yo momma is a noobsicle

ClockHand
12-09-2011, 08:56 PM
My mom always do amazing desserts.

GunZet
12-09-2011, 09:02 PM
My mom is your mom.

Bacon_Barbarian
12-09-2011, 09:03 PM
Life makes sense now.

Ozzaharwood
12-09-2011, 09:04 PM
You are my sister? O:

ClockHand
12-09-2011, 09:09 PM
So I'm white?

GunZet
12-09-2011, 09:28 PM
Yes and yes.

butternut
12-09-2011, 11:30 PM
yo momma so poor she cant even pay attention.

btw wasnt this thread already there a long long time ago??

Evil_Cake
12-09-2011, 11:31 PM
yo momma thinks yo momma jokes are still funny

Inksprout
12-10-2011, 05:18 AM
One of my friends got fired from the job we both worked at. One day when speaking to a customer he said 'YA MUM' (aussie equivalent of yo momma) to them and they became very upset as their mother had recently passed away.

GunZet
12-10-2011, 06:03 AM
pwned.

Black_Shaggie
12-11-2011, 12:31 AM
<sigh> Amateurs. Class, please attend:

1) Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
2) Yo momma so-o-o fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
3) Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
4) Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks the Salvation Army has tanks and machine guns.
5) Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
6) Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
7) Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
8) Yo momma so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on
the way down.
9) Yo momma's hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
10) I saw your momma kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was what
she was doing and she said, "Moving."

Those are just the basics folks.

GunZet
12-11-2011, 12:36 AM
Well now, what have we learned today, kids?

Bacon_Barbarian
12-11-2011, 12:37 AM
Your momma jokes are mean. Insult people, not their parents. :/

ClockHand
12-11-2011, 12:38 AM
Momma jokes are as funny as chuck norris joke. Ergo sucks.

GunZet
12-11-2011, 12:48 AM
Chuck Norris disagrees.
http://www.pibburns.com/catastro/metcratr.jpg

ClockHand
12-11-2011, 12:54 AM
oh man, I'm laughing so much (not).

Bacon_Barbarian
12-11-2011, 01:03 AM
Now you know what a your momma joke is like.

ClockHand
12-11-2011, 01:08 AM
Now you know what a your momma joke is like.

Just a crater of bad taste?

butternut
12-11-2011, 01:22 AM
you mean to say that crater tastes bad? THE CRATER THAT CHUCK NORRIS MADE??

GunZet
12-11-2011, 01:39 AM
Just a crater of bad taste?

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/784144_o.gif

ClockHand
12-11-2011, 01:43 AM
why did you dress like a girl? are you alien ninja?

GunZet
12-11-2011, 01:47 AM
Wait, I never dressed like a girl, bro, lol.
I just thought I just found a clip of you doin' what you do :l er... sorry.

Sylux
12-11-2011, 01:48 AM
Don't be sorry to a dick

GunZet
12-11-2011, 01:51 AM
YEA MAN, YOU'RE RIGHT.

Sylux
12-11-2011, 01:53 AM
Only to an extent :( He'll probably come back with something witty, though, and be a dick some more but make people laugh so they think he isn't a dick :(

GunZet
12-11-2011, 01:56 AM
A dick is a dick. No matter how softhearted, they'll always try to act hard.