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butternut
12-01-2011, 03:12 AM
Finally Here!

Now all the happenings, all the gossip, all the births and deaths (including conversions to immortality), all holidays, winners, losers, asses and donkeys shall be known easily to the people of MT. The long awaited MT News Thread has finally arrived! Different milestones in the history of MT all recorded in one place.

So, who shall start it off with the first smashing news story?

P.S. Anyone can contribute to the News Thread if and when they feel that there is News Worth Sharing.
P.P.S. See that all posts are news with a headline and a description of the event/announcement. Random spam not tolerated.

Fenn
12-01-2011, 09:46 AM
Hello! Meteorlogist Fenn here with today's forum weather report!

Looks to be a fairly average day today, activity highs at around 10 online. Expect a couple walls of text our way over the next fews days from some active new users. Chatterbox spamming has been steadily climbing, expect a spike over the weekend followed by a decline as the holidays roll around. I recommend you take your flame shield on your way to General Discussion for the next few days, it's been rather lull recently, which generally precedes a highly controversial and argumentative thread.

That's it for Fenn's Weather Report!

Byakuran
12-01-2011, 12:57 PM
Today is World Aids day.

What is World AIDS Day?
World AIDS Day is held on 1 December each year and is an opportunity for people worldwide to unite in the fight against HIV, show their support for people living with HIV and to commemorate people who have died. World AIDS Day was the first ever global health day and the first one was held in 1988.

Why is World AIDS Day important?
More than 90,000 people are currently living with HIV in the UK and globally an estimated 33.3 million people have HIV. More than 25 million people between 1981 and 2007 have died from the virus, making it one of the most destructive pandemics in history.

Today, many scientific advances have been made in HIV treatment, there are laws to protect people living with HIV and we understand so much more about the condition. But despite this, people do not know the facts about how to protect themselves and others from HIV, and stigma and discrimination remain a reality for many people living with HIV. World AIDS Day is important as it reminds the public and Government that HIV has not gone away – there is still a vital need to raise money, increase awareness, fight prejudice and improve education.

What should I do on World AIDS Day?
World AIDS Day is an opportunity for you to learn the facts about HIV and put your knowledge into action. If you understand how HIV is transmitted, how it can be prevented, and the reality of living with HIV today - you can use this knowledge to take care of your own health and the health of others, and ensure you treat everyone living with HIV fairly, and with respect and understanding. Click here to find out the facts.

You can also show your support for people living with HIV on World AIDS Day by wearing a red ribbon, the international symbol of HIV awareness.

World AIDS Day is also a great opportunity to raise money for NAT and show your support for people living with HIV. If you feel inspired to hold an event, bake sale or simply sell red ribbons, click here to get started. If you'd like to see what other events are taking place — click here and find out more.

But what about after World AIDS Day?
Although World AIDS Day is a great opportunity to get the public talking about HIV and fundraise, we need to remember the importance of raising awareness of HIV all year round. That's why NAT has launched HIVaware — a fun, interactive new website which provides all the information everyone should know about HIV. Why not use what you have learnt on World AIDS Day to Act Aware throughout the year and remember, you can fundraise at any time of year too.

/this information was taken from www.worldaidsday.org

Bacon_Barbarian
12-01-2011, 01:00 PM
Either Bya is missing the point completely or this should be moved out of the Chatter Box.

ClockHand
12-01-2011, 02:22 PM
News!

Bacon was pregnated by Fenns.

Fenn
12-01-2011, 02:22 PM
Today is World Aids day.

What is World AIDS Day?
World AIDS Day is held on 1 December each year and is an opportunity for people worldwide to unite in the fight against HIV, show their support for people living with HIV and to commemorate people who have died. World AIDS Day was the first ever global health day and the first one was held in 1988.

Why is World AIDS Day important?
More than 90,000 people are currently living with HIV in the UK and globally an estimated 33.3 million people have HIV. More than 25 million people between 1981 and 2007 have died from the virus, making it one of the most destructive pandemics in history.

Today, many scientific advances have been made in HIV treatment, there are laws to protect people living with HIV and we understand so much more about the condition. But despite this, people do not know the facts about how to protect themselves and others from HIV, and stigma and discrimination remain a reality for many people living with HIV. World AIDS Day is important as it reminds the public and Government that HIV has not gone away there is still a vital need to raise money, increase awareness, fight prejudice and improve education.

What should I do on World AIDS Day?
World AIDS Day is an opportunity for you to learn the facts about HIV and put your knowledge into action. If you understand how HIV is transmitted, how it can be prevented, and the reality of living with HIV today - you can use this knowledge to take care of your own health and the health of others, and ensure you treat everyone living with HIV fairly, and with respect and understanding. Click here to find out the facts.

You can also show your support for people living with HIV on World AIDS Day by wearing a red ribbon, the international symbol of HIV awareness.

World AIDS Day is also a great opportunity to raise money for NAT and show your support for people living with HIV. If you feel inspired to hold an event, bake sale or simply sell red ribbons, click here to get started. If you'd like to see what other events are taking place click here and find out more.

But what about after World AIDS Day?
Although World AIDS Day is a great opportunity to get the public talking about HIV and fundraise, we need to remember the importance of raising awareness of HIV all year round. That's why NAT has launched HIVaware a fun, interactive new website which provides all the information everyone should know about HIV. Why not use what you have learnt on World AIDS Day to Act Aware throughout the year and remember, you can fundraise at any time of year too.

/this information was taken from www.worldaidsday.org

This would probably be far more suitable (and effective) as its own thread in general discussion.

This thread is for hilarious news around MT. Like the weather.

Byakuran
12-01-2011, 02:39 PM
It's like news right? I hate GD.

T1B3R1U5
12-01-2011, 03:20 PM
In today's news, a heated discussion ended with someone leaving the forums. Unbeknownst to the noob that left, their signature, meem's, and horribly annoying shenanigans still remain within the forum. Could we see a trend of more of this activity or could we see a decline? Anyways, to the noob watching this session, you are technically still here in the forums because of the "trash" you have left behind.


Lucid Dream - "That was obnoxiously accurate but horribly annoying"

Bacon_Barbarian
12-01-2011, 03:21 PM
The correct spelling is meme, not meem. We don't tolerate spelling errors here at The Daily MT. GTFO. Jk, jk, I'm not Sylux.

T1B3R1U5
12-01-2011, 03:26 PM
Yeah I just saw that as you pointed it out. :cat_mad: Dang you Sylux! JK! :cat_lol:

Sylux
12-01-2011, 03:35 PM
wtf man

Bacon_Barbarian
12-01-2011, 03:55 PM
You rang?

Sylux
12-01-2011, 04:14 PM
yeah man I'm not a spelling nazi :(

GunZet
12-01-2011, 04:19 PM
Obviously not, because it's called grammar nazi, not spelling nazi.

Sylux
12-01-2011, 04:25 PM
yeah but I don't even use caps a lot of the time

Bacon_Barbarian
12-01-2011, 04:27 PM
yeah man I'm not a spelling nazi :(

Oh ... Well, you are in my mind.

Byakuran
12-01-2011, 04:30 PM
So i heard, Cyp and Clock are breaking up! Omg, i did see this coming though.

Sylux
12-01-2011, 04:49 PM
divorce is heavier than a break-up bro at least it can be

T1B3R1U5
12-01-2011, 05:01 PM
I think I need to apologize to ya Sylux. I was jk. :cat_noes:

GunZet
12-01-2011, 05:02 PM
Who the hell apologizes here, screw you, Sy, SCREW YOU!! SAY IT WITH PASSION.

Bacon_Barbarian
12-01-2011, 05:02 PM
divorce is heavier than a break-up bro at least it can be
I would say this is generally true.

Evil_Cake
12-01-2011, 05:02 PM
sulux plz use proper caps and punctuation

Sylux
12-01-2011, 05:03 PM
why would I do that when I'm a lazybutt

T1B3R1U5
12-01-2011, 05:05 PM
Sy's got a point...

Bacon_Barbarian
12-01-2011, 05:12 PM
No he doesn't. He's got a blunt.

Evil_Cake
12-01-2011, 05:13 PM
why would I do that when I'm a lazybutt

ok then plz use proper craps

Sylux
12-01-2011, 05:15 PM
ok then plz use proper craps
ok I will capitalize names and Is is that a very fair compromise

T1B3R1U5
12-01-2011, 05:16 PM
No he doesn't. He's got a blunt.

<.< what were you smoking this morning, Bacon?

Bacon_Barbarian
12-01-2011, 05:17 PM
The question is what was Sy smoking.


ok I will capitalize names and Is is that a very fair compromise

Very much so.

T1B3R1U5
12-01-2011, 05:19 PM
It'd be better not to ask him. lol

GunZet
12-01-2011, 05:21 PM
ok I will capitalize names and Is is that a very fair compromise

They're called proper nouns, bitch.

Sylux
12-01-2011, 05:22 PM
Oh snap lol I forgot @_@

Byakuran
12-01-2011, 05:45 PM
Guys where is the news? The gossip?

Sylux
12-01-2011, 05:49 PM
Mass Effect 3 comes out on a Tuesday. I am sadface, however I am still going to the midnight premiere. Headline: Sottaceti skips school for a vidya gaem? o the travesty of a boy rotten by interactive media entertainment

Bacon_Barbarian
12-01-2011, 05:49 PM
BREAKING HEADLINES: BYAKURAN CALLS FOR A HIGHER TABLOID PRODUCTIVITY

GunZet
12-01-2011, 05:50 PM
http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2011/5/28/16/from-memebase-one-of-my-all-time-favorites-28945-1306616213-12.jpg

Evil_Cake
12-01-2011, 05:50 PM
zzzzzzz

Ozzaharwood
12-01-2011, 05:53 PM
BREAKING NEWS!

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/392584_321976361148233_100000076162809_1328794_140 666170_n.jpg

Pedobear has been scared into hibernation by a Barrett wielding loli.

Sylux
12-01-2011, 05:54 PM
that's not MT news bro

Byakuran
12-01-2011, 05:58 PM
Breaking news: BENNETT RELEASED FROM JAIL. AFTER INCIDENT WITH NEIGHBOR'S CAR.

Inappropriate language
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv52a1HTcJ1qk9nrro1_500.png

Bacon_Barbarian
12-01-2011, 06:03 PM
Who hasn't filled their neighbors car with water?

GunZet
12-01-2011, 06:05 PM
I filled mine with piss, but he drank it all D:
http://edwindsyam.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/grylls.jpg

Byakuran
12-01-2011, 06:06 PM
Where did all the piss come from?

Renzokuken
12-01-2011, 06:07 PM
Me.

Sylux
12-01-2011, 06:08 PM
Sun's going down in my town...

GunZet
12-01-2011, 06:10 PM
Something's rising in my pants.

Ozzaharwood
12-01-2011, 06:13 PM
Bread?

Renzokuken
12-01-2011, 06:13 PM
Your leg.

GunZet
12-01-2011, 06:18 PM
My third leg to be precise.

Renzokuken
12-01-2011, 06:20 PM
Ingrown.

Sylux
12-01-2011, 06:20 PM
What the fuck is going on in here @_@

Renzokuken
12-01-2011, 06:21 PM
Many magical things.

T1B3R1U5
12-01-2011, 06:22 PM
Yeah, we can see that. x.x

jubeh
12-01-2011, 06:52 PM
Motherfuckin miracles

Byakuran
12-01-2011, 06:58 PM
http://www.projectafterforums.com/uploads/post-303-1296088977.gif

mIrAcLeS


My third leg to be precise.

Adult-ish
http://6.p.s.mfcdn.net/store/manga/8443/03-012.0/compressed/vpink_heaven_ch012_024.jpg

Ozzaharwood
12-01-2011, 07:09 PM
Roflwtf

Is that from the same people who did Kimi Ni Todoke?

Byakuran
12-01-2011, 07:11 PM
Noooo WTH oz how dare you say that this would be from something Kimi Ni Todoke related, Kimi Ni Todoke love is sooo pureeee and cuuuuuute.

This is from some smut shoujo.

Ozzaharwood
12-01-2011, 07:12 PM
Hey, the girl in the bottom right panel looks like Sawako

Actually she looks like her in all the panels. What's it called?

Sylux
12-01-2011, 07:14 PM
Roflwtf

Is that from the same people who did Kimi Ni Todoke?

it's homestuck

Bacon_Barbarian
12-01-2011, 07:16 PM
I think he meant the manga piece in the spoiler.

Byakuran
12-01-2011, 07:18 PM
Hey, the girl in the bottom right panel looks like Sawako

Actually she looks like her in all the panels. What's it called?


Kimi ni Todoke art is reaaaaaaally different but its called Momoiro Heaven!

Hayashida
12-01-2011, 07:27 PM
This thread...

Renzokuken
12-01-2011, 07:44 PM
Hahaha

T1B3R1U5
12-01-2011, 08:01 PM
And I thought that I was insane? I think I may have to find another job description....

GunZet
12-01-2011, 09:25 PM
Change it to buttprober.

Ozzaharwood
12-01-2011, 09:28 PM
Warning: Butthurt

I bet you like it when you think of a long, cold, metallic rod gently sliding up your rectal cavity, pushing and mixing up your insides while it makes you bleed and captures it all on camera.

Does your butt hurt now?

ClockHand
12-01-2011, 09:33 PM
no

GunZet
12-01-2011, 09:33 PM
How are you a mod of any sort, Ozz? Tell me your secret.

Byakuran
12-01-2011, 09:36 PM
Thank god Gunz said it, i have been wondering the same a while now.

Sylux
12-01-2011, 09:44 PM
I actually watched it happen Rio opened a thread and said "Hey I need Oekaki Board moderators" and Oz was the first to sign up so he got it. I guess we just have to trust Rio's judgment.

GunZet
12-01-2011, 09:47 PM
By the gods, Rio. What have you done.

Ozzaharwood
12-01-2011, 09:55 PM
Lol. I can be a good mod and silly on the forums at the same time, can't I?

I'm p. much just a back-up anyway; just in case a mod ever disappears.

Evil_Cake
12-01-2011, 09:56 PM
no. look at haya and jubeh. they are frickin awful

Sylux
12-01-2011, 09:58 PM
Wow dude the more I think aboot it the more I realize they are just about the worst, the only person worse is Fenn or perhaps Bacon Barbarian

Hayashida
12-01-2011, 10:03 PM
no. look at haya and jubeh. they are frickin awful

I will ban five random people for that comment

Evil_Cake
12-01-2011, 10:10 PM
u c it is only in fear of Rio that they havent banned half the members already

Bacon_Barbarian
12-01-2011, 10:13 PM
Wow dude the more I think aboot it the more I realize they are just about the worst, the only person worse is Fenn or perhaps Bacon Barbarian

I was actually thinking that looking at how Ozz runs things, you, I, Outcast, and Clock look like competent Mod material.

Ozzaharwood
12-01-2011, 10:22 PM
ROFL. This thread is getting good nao

GunZet
12-01-2011, 10:54 PM
Wasn't Hammy the only straight forward mod here for a looong time?

ClockHand
12-01-2011, 10:57 PM
To be fair Dokken and Jubeh do a nice job as mods. And I think Superphailmachine or Psy are better mod material than anyone here.

Also, I told everyone that Ozz was a bad idea for a mod -.-

Bacon_Barbarian
12-01-2011, 11:00 PM
Kodos for Moderator.

GunZet
12-01-2011, 11:01 PM
Psy ftw.

ClockHand
12-01-2011, 11:02 PM
I don't know guys, those are good options, but phails have more style.

GunZet
12-01-2011, 11:03 PM
I don't think you heard me, mofo.

ClockHand
12-01-2011, 11:03 PM
who is mofo?

Bacon_Barbarian
12-01-2011, 11:04 PM
Motherfucker

GunZet
12-01-2011, 11:04 PM
Motherfucker
This man knows wassup.

ClockHand
12-01-2011, 11:05 PM
Then, is he talking to himself?

Bacon_Barbarian
12-01-2011, 11:07 PM
He was calling you one, Clock.

ClockHand
12-01-2011, 11:08 PM
oh I see. But it doesn't make sense, it would if he were talking to himself, then why would he use it to talk to me?

This USA kids are weirds.

GunZet
12-01-2011, 11:09 PM
Do I have to spell stuff out for you? Cause I really don't want to.

Ozzaharwood
12-01-2011, 11:10 PM
Celestial-Fox would be good too, I think

GunZet
12-01-2011, 11:11 PM
A mod needs to be active. Ceefy is only active in spurts.
Woops, guess I contradicted myself. That rules Psy out.

ClockHand
12-01-2011, 11:11 PM
Do I have to spell stuff out for you? Cause I really don't want to.

Then its your problem not mine.

Bacon_Barbarian
12-01-2011, 11:21 PM
Woops, guess I contradicted myself.
You're fairly active.

GunZet
12-01-2011, 11:27 PM
I used to be a mod on an animation forum, I was pretty cool at it, had to edit and move a LOT of stuff. It wasn't my thing.
Oh wait, I used to be a mod, then they moved me up to admin, lol.

Bacon_Barbarian
12-01-2011, 11:28 PM
So, less work. :P

ClockHand
12-01-2011, 11:36 PM
I use to be a mod in a rol forum. Then I become a admin, and after that I send everything to the shit because it was to much damn work.

From that day I did a oath, I will make the life impossible to every person in a forum, and I'm a man of my words.

Ozzaharwood
12-01-2011, 11:37 PM
Lmao, that explains everything

GunZet
12-01-2011, 11:41 PM
Me and Clock are brothers. Bet you didn't know that.

ClockHand
12-01-2011, 11:43 PM
the difference is that I got crazy after working as a admin in one of the worst managed rol forums ever.

Fenn
12-02-2011, 12:10 AM
Wow dude the more I think aboot it the more I realize they are just about the worst, the only person worse is Fenn or perhaps Bacon Barbarian


the only person worse is Fenn


Fenn

I fail to see what I do that's so crappy. And I'm not a mod.

That's it Bacon, let's start our own forum. www.mangatutorialz.com/forums.

butternut
12-02-2011, 12:11 AM
Man! You guys just ruined the whole thing. It just turned into another spam thread.

You Disappointed Me.

Except for Fenn and Bya of course.

Fenn
12-02-2011, 12:28 AM
I tried, I liked the idea too. I guess I'll never live my dream of being a famous and perenially incorrect weatherman.

Bacon_Barbarian
12-02-2011, 12:32 AM
That's it Bacon, let's start our own forum. www.mangatutorialz.com/forums.
Let's do it, man.

Fenn
12-02-2011, 12:36 AM
Okay, you're the programmer, you spend hours upon hours writing HTML and making the website. I'll be the executive overseer and Head Administrator and tell you what to do. Plan?

GunZet
12-02-2011, 12:39 AM
I'll be the general and tell both of you what to do.

Bacon_Barbarian
12-02-2011, 12:40 AM
I can only script in RPGMXP man. And only really, really, poorly. So no. Not OK.

Fenn
12-02-2011, 12:42 AM
Time for me to learn HTML I suppose.

What do you want our logo to be? I was thinking an image of a pic of jubeh and haya with their faces crossed out, and an ellipsis next to it.

butternut
12-02-2011, 12:49 AM
Let me join in too! I'll be the content manager, call me when everything else is done set up and i'll tell you what to put in it.

Fenn
12-02-2011, 12:58 AM
Sounds good. As long as we can have an "Official Fenn Thread" topic.

butternut
12-02-2011, 01:00 AM
One thread right? Done.