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jubeh
11-22-2011, 08:50 PM
I need to become crazy but I dont want to do drugs.

Advice thread

Hayashida
11-22-2011, 09:07 PM
If you want to become crazy and you don't want to do a lot of drugs, you've got to witness something horrifying and disturbing.

jubeh
11-22-2011, 09:11 PM
Aight lead the way

Evil_Cake
11-22-2011, 09:12 PM
what kind of crazy r we talking

Hayashida
11-22-2011, 09:12 PM
I will take you to a place where they make babies fight wolves

jubeh
11-22-2011, 09:14 PM
what kind of crazy r we talking

You know how in zelda there are hearts in pots.

And its like who made these pots just to leave hearts and money in them. All they do is get smashed by dudes.

I need to be as crazy as the dude who came up with that.

ClockHand
11-22-2011, 09:17 PM
You know how in zelda there are hearts in pots.

And its like who made these pots just to leave hearts and money in them. All they do is get smashed by dudes.

I need to be as crazy as the dude who came up with that.

Isn't that idea a way to implement medpacks hidden in parts of the game where people might need them?

Hayashida
11-22-2011, 09:17 PM
Dude are you sure you want to do that... I mean... Once you get to that point there's no going back...

wolfman
11-22-2011, 09:27 PM
read homestuck or whatever its called o-o

jubeh
11-22-2011, 09:27 PM
Im ready

ClockHand
11-22-2011, 09:31 PM
Try to masturbate while watching Irreversible.

GunZet
11-22-2011, 09:38 PM
Fap to this.
Guaranteed to work.
http://www.brokencountry.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/rosie_o_donnell-300x242.jpg

jubeh
11-22-2011, 09:40 PM
I've done all of this

GunZet
11-22-2011, 09:43 PM
Damn dude, you really put in work, don't you?

Bacon_Barbarian
11-22-2011, 09:43 PM
Listen to everything Sy and I say.

Sylux
11-23-2011, 09:08 AM
ok here's how you become crazy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggszlmqhv5s

Delphinus
11-23-2011, 03:57 PM
Drop a tab of acid and ask yourself if you live in the matrix.

Evil_Cake
11-23-2011, 04:12 PM
but I dont want to do drugs. --

Delphinus
11-23-2011, 04:18 PM
man who even reads OPs

drugs are for winners

Evil_Cake
11-23-2011, 04:45 PM
yeah its true barfing everywhere is rad

Byakuran
11-23-2011, 06:31 PM
Go and menstruate. i bet you will go crazy.

jubeh
11-23-2011, 06:32 PM
Okay

Byakuran
11-23-2011, 06:50 PM
But then again i doubt you can grow an uterus and a vjj and make it all work so.

Best thing else to do is smell a used tampon or something.

GunZet
11-23-2011, 07:03 PM
Lol, you don't grow a vag and a uterus. You just chop and move some stuff around.

ClockHand
11-23-2011, 07:15 PM
try to give birth through your urethra.

Byakuran
11-23-2011, 07:21 PM
Lol, you don't grow a vag and a uterus. You just chop and move some stuff around.

and take some peelz

jubeh
11-23-2011, 07:46 PM
Lol, you don't grow a vag and a uterus. You just chop and move some stuff around.

Do you have like a guide or something

GunZet
11-23-2011, 07:49 PM
Do you have like a guide or something

I did. Now I can't find it anywhere.

Byakuran
11-23-2011, 08:45 PM
maybe because you moved all the stuff around...

GunZet
11-23-2011, 08:47 PM
Looks like someone gets a biscuit!

Byakuran
11-23-2011, 08:54 PM
Don't make me fat!

Kenzieroo
11-23-2011, 08:55 PM
Be random, do the unexpected. Example Rusted pickles.

jubeh
11-23-2011, 09:02 PM
Make her fat

GunZet
11-23-2011, 09:08 PM
Bya, come to the US tomorrow. You won't need to eat for a month.

shadowriku22
11-23-2011, 09:54 PM
Listen to Justin Beiber for a few hours and ur done. Jk (NOT REALLY JOKING), if you listen to the 100 hr nyan cat I hear ur brain leaks out of your eyes so i guess that would work (Try the first plan with JB though and Nyan as a plan B).

jubeh
11-23-2011, 09:56 PM
Done all that. Im not sure you guys are taking me seriously.

shadowriku22
11-23-2011, 10:02 PM
Ok wise guy try this on for size. ahem.... READ AND WATCH ALL SHOJU AND MAGICAL GIRL MANGA AND ANIME WHILE THE KARDASHIANS ARGUE NEXT TO YOU WHILE UPSIDE DOWN APPLYING RADIATION TO THE FRONTAL LOBE AND GETTIN TIPS FROM LADY GAGA DANCING NAKED IN PUDDING DURING A FULL BLUE MOON ON THE DAY OF A LUNAR ECLIPSE AFTER HITTIN UR HEAD REPEATEDLY!! whew. That took all my creativity, enjoy.

jubeh
11-23-2011, 10:05 PM
I did that when I was 12

GunZet
11-23-2011, 10:12 PM
Goatse.

shadowriku22
11-23-2011, 10:16 PM
You sir, to retain ur sanity with all that, are so thirteen thirty seven that its scary that i can talk to you.

ClockHand
11-23-2011, 11:10 PM
Write every post with Caps Lock.

GunZet
11-23-2011, 11:21 PM
NO, DON'T TYPE LIKE THAT, Do IT liKe ThIs.

Bacon_Barbarian
11-23-2011, 11:32 PM
LADY GAGA DANCING NAKED IN PUDDING

How is this bad?

Evil_Cake
11-23-2011, 11:59 PM
its p gross

Bacon_Barbarian
11-24-2011, 12:11 AM
I'd watch it.

GunZet
11-24-2011, 12:15 AM
I'd fap to a certain point, then poker face.

Inksprout
11-24-2011, 03:24 AM
no one can fap to my poker face?

GunZet
11-24-2011, 03:46 AM
I'll wait for someone to get the zing.

jubeh
11-24-2011, 09:14 AM
NONE OF THIS STUFF IS WORKING IM PRETTY SURE IM STILL SANE

Byakuran
11-24-2011, 09:45 AM
Try to date a stupid annoying girl.

jubeh
11-24-2011, 09:46 AM
That's like a normal thing for me

Byakuran
11-24-2011, 09:49 AM
Then being crazy is normal for you. Try to be normal then.

jubeh
11-24-2011, 09:49 AM
Whoa how do I do that

Byakuran
11-24-2011, 09:57 AM
Figure it out yourself.

jubeh
11-24-2011, 09:58 AM
How rude

Byakuran
11-24-2011, 10:06 AM
It's part of your life experience man.

jubeh
11-24-2011, 10:14 AM
Eh?

FUCK LIFE

Hell_Baron
11-24-2011, 01:36 PM
try fapping at dora the explorer with the sound off while having peanutbutter on your fapping hand and having Slayer blasting through your speakers.

Inksprout
11-24-2011, 08:18 PM
Sounds very character building

Sylux
11-25-2011, 08:11 PM
do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_ObNRHH6ok

GunZet
11-25-2011, 08:23 PM
Give it up, this man can't become crazy enough.

Regantor
11-25-2011, 08:31 PM
Step 1) See things those people wouldn't believe. Make incoherent slurs.

Step 2) Set attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

Step 3) Create C-beams to glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

Step 4) Loose those moments in time, preferably like tears in rain.

Step 5) Time to die. Don't forget to have a police officer stare at your boxer-shorts wearing corpse forlornly. Release a small avian.

Sylux
11-25-2011, 08:59 PM
fly across the galaxy looking for "Reapers"

GunZet
11-25-2011, 09:20 PM
Bang Samara and Miranda at the same time. Dat mass.

AlphaShard
11-27-2011, 04:18 PM
Spin around on the toilet with a bowl of spaghetti overturned on your head; fill the bath with water first, so you can put crystal light in it and drink it with the spaghetti on your head while trying to paint a self portrait on wet toilet paper.

Sylux
11-27-2011, 04:19 PM
what did you say about a bowl of me

AlphaShard
11-27-2011, 04:28 PM
I said SPAGHETTI not Sylux.

Sylux
11-27-2011, 04:32 PM
my real name is spaghetti

AlphaShard
11-27-2011, 04:34 PM
May I borrow it in the sense of the food?

Sylux
11-27-2011, 05:07 PM
no can u borrow the name James for food

shadowriku22
11-27-2011, 05:45 PM
I now believe that every1 on this forum is crazy (myself included) and that he is probably so crazy that he finally reached an end point of that and went sane. Look it up, go crazy enough and you might lose yourself and become someone else and grow up to be a college professor of applied physics and advanced math (most sane subjects i can think of).

Sylux
11-27-2011, 06:12 PM
what the hell are you talking about I'm perfectly normal

Delphinus
11-27-2011, 06:55 PM
Sylux you are as far from normal as Mel Gibson is from being a loveable fop.

GunZet
11-27-2011, 06:58 PM
I'm so screwed in the head, that I'm a porn star.

ZING

butternut
11-28-2011, 01:24 AM
Study the following, you're sure to get carzy:

Mechanics of Solids, Advanced Mechanics of solids
Micro-electronics and Micro-processors
Transport Phenomena
Chemical Engineering Thermodynamics, Applied Thermodynamics
Data Structures and Algorithms (DSA)
Electrical Sciences 1 & 2

Make sure you study them all simultaneously. Enough to get an A+ in all of them, within a week.

Sylux
11-29-2011, 10:54 PM
I'm so screwed in the head, that I'm a porn star.

ZING
sorry gunzet but...
http://www.concertlivewire.com/jpegs/cds/primuscd.jpg

GunZet
11-29-2011, 11:19 PM
ZING

Outcast
11-29-2011, 11:25 PM
Spend years drinking wine from a lead cup.

Hell_Baron
11-30-2011, 06:57 AM
when everyone's asleep, cover your entire body in vaseline and pretend you're a snail.

Delphinus
11-30-2011, 08:00 AM
when everyone's asleep, cover your entire body in vaseline and pretend you're a snail.

This has to be a fetish.

Sylux
11-30-2011, 09:39 AM
Hell baron doesn't believe in petty erotic or irrationally devoting pleasure. Just...coooooolstuff.

GunZet
11-30-2011, 02:48 PM
when everyone's asleep, cover your entire body in vaseline and pretend you're a snail.
I lol'd.

Evil_Cake
11-30-2011, 02:53 PM
Spend years drinking wine from a lead cup.

this is really good advice

AlphaShard
11-30-2011, 04:21 PM
Yes. Or, repeatedly bash your head against the wall until you can't feel it.