I need to become crazy

[jubeh]

I need to become crazy but I dont want to do drugs.

Advice thread

[Hayashida]

If you want to become crazy and you don't want to do a lot of drugs, you've got to witness something horrifying and disturbing.

[jubeh]

Aight lead the way

[Evil_Cake]

what kind of crazy r we talking

[Hayashida]

I will take you to a place where they make babies fight wolves

[jubeh]

what kind of crazy r we talking

You know how in zelda there are hearts in pots.

And its like who made these pots just to leave hearts and money in them. All they do is get smashed by dudes.

I need to be as crazy as the dude who came up with that.

[ClockHand]

You know how in zelda there are hearts in pots.

And its like who made these pots just to leave hearts and money in them. All they do is get smashed by dudes.

I need to be as crazy as the dude who came up with that.

Isn't that idea a way to implement medpacks hidden in parts of the game where people might need them?

[Hayashida]

Dude are you sure you want to do that... I mean... Once you get to that point there's no going back...

[wolfman]

read homestuck or whatever its called o-o

[jubeh]

Im ready

[ClockHand]

Try to masturbate while watching Irreversible.

[GunZet]

Fap to this.
Guaranteed to work.
http://www.brokencountry.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/rosie_o_donnell-300x242.jpg

[jubeh]

I've done all of this

[GunZet]

Damn dude, you really put in work, don't you?

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Listen to everything Sy and I say.

[Sylux]

ok here's how you become crazy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggszlmqhv5s

[Delphinus]

Drop a tab of acid and ask yourself if you live in the matrix.

[Evil_Cake]

but I dont want to do drugs. --

[Delphinus]

man who even reads OPs

drugs are for winners

[Evil_Cake]

yeah its true barfing everywhere is rad

[Byakuran]

Go and menstruate. i bet you will go crazy.

[jubeh]

Okay

[Byakuran]

But then again i doubt you can grow an uterus and a vjj and make it all work so.

Best thing else to do is smell a used tampon or something.

[GunZet]

Lol, you don't grow a vag and a uterus. You just chop and move some stuff around.

[ClockHand]

try to give birth through your urethra.

[Byakuran]

Lol, you don't grow a vag and a uterus. You just chop and move some stuff around.

and take some peelz

[jubeh]

Lol, you don't grow a vag and a uterus. You just chop and move some stuff around.

Do you have like a guide or something

[GunZet]

Do you have like a guide or something

I did. Now I can't find it anywhere.

[Byakuran]

maybe because you moved all the stuff around...

[GunZet]

Looks like someone gets a biscuit!

[Byakuran]

Don't make me fat!

[Kenzieroo]

Be random, do the unexpected. Example Rusted pickles.

[jubeh]

Make her fat

[GunZet]

Bya, come to the US tomorrow. You won't need to eat for a month.

[shadowriku22]

Listen to Justin Beiber for a few hours and ur done. Jk (NOT REALLY JOKING), if you listen to the 100 hr nyan cat I hear ur brain leaks out of your eyes so i guess that would work (Try the first plan with JB though and Nyan as a plan B).

[jubeh]

Done all that. Im not sure you guys are taking me seriously.

[shadowriku22]

Ok wise guy try this on for size. ahem.... READ AND WATCH ALL SHOJU AND MAGICAL GIRL MANGA AND ANIME WHILE THE KARDASHIANS ARGUE NEXT TO YOU WHILE UPSIDE DOWN APPLYING RADIATION TO THE FRONTAL LOBE AND GETTIN TIPS FROM LADY GAGA DANCING NAKED IN PUDDING DURING A FULL BLUE MOON ON THE DAY OF A LUNAR ECLIPSE AFTER HITTIN UR HEAD REPEATEDLY!! whew. That took all my creativity, enjoy.

[jubeh]

I did that when I was 12

[GunZet]

Goatse.

[shadowriku22]

You sir, to retain ur sanity with all that, are so thirteen thirty seven that its scary that i can talk to you.

[ClockHand]

Write every post with Caps Lock.

[GunZet]

NO, DON'T TYPE LIKE THAT, Do IT liKe ThIs.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

LADY GAGA DANCING NAKED IN PUDDING

How is this bad?

[Evil_Cake]

its p gross

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I'd watch it.

[GunZet]

I'd fap to a certain point, then poker face.

[Inksprout]

no one can fap to my poker face?

[GunZet]

I'll wait for someone to get the zing.

[jubeh]

NONE OF THIS STUFF IS WORKING IM PRETTY SURE IM STILL SANE

[Byakuran]

Try to date a stupid annoying girl.

[jubeh]

That's like a normal thing for me

[Byakuran]

Then being crazy is normal for you. Try to be normal then.

[jubeh]

Whoa how do I do that

[Byakuran]

Figure it out yourself.

[jubeh]

How rude

[Byakuran]

It's part of your life experience man.

[jubeh]

Eh?

FUCK LIFE

[Hell_Baron]

try fapping at dora the explorer with the sound off while having peanutbutter on your fapping hand and having Slayer blasting through your speakers.

[Inksprout]

Sounds very character building

[Sylux]

do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_ObNRHH6ok

[GunZet]

Give it up, this man can't become crazy enough.

[Regantor]

Step 1) See things those people wouldn't believe. Make incoherent slurs.

Step 2) Set attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

Step 3) Create C-beams to glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

Step 4) Loose those moments in time, preferably like tears in rain.

Step 5) Time to die. Don't forget to have a police officer stare at your boxer-shorts wearing corpse forlornly. Release a small avian.

[Sylux]

fly across the galaxy looking for "Reapers"

[GunZet]

Bang Samara and Miranda at the same time. Dat mass.

[AlphaShard]

Spin around on the toilet with a bowl of spaghetti overturned on your head; fill the bath with water first, so you can put crystal light in it and drink it with the spaghetti on your head while trying to paint a self portrait on wet toilet paper.

[Sylux]

what did you say about a bowl of me

[AlphaShard]

I said SPAGHETTI not Sylux.

[Sylux]

my real name is spaghetti

[AlphaShard]

May I borrow it in the sense of the food?

[Sylux]

no can u borrow the name James for food

[shadowriku22]

I now believe that every1 on this forum is crazy (myself included) and that he is probably so crazy that he finally reached an end point of that and went sane. Look it up, go crazy enough and you might lose yourself and become someone else and grow up to be a college professor of applied physics and advanced math (most sane subjects i can think of).

[Sylux]

what the hell are you talking about I'm perfectly normal

[Delphinus]

Sylux you are as far from normal as Mel Gibson is from being a loveable fop.

[GunZet]

I'm so screwed in the head, that I'm a porn star.

ZING

[butternut]

Study the following, you're sure to get carzy:

Mechanics of Solids, Advanced Mechanics of solids
Micro-electronics and Micro-processors
Transport Phenomena
Chemical Engineering Thermodynamics, Applied Thermodynamics
Data Structures and Algorithms (DSA)
Electrical Sciences 1 & 2

Make sure you study them all simultaneously. Enough to get an A+ in all of them, within a week.

[Sylux]

I'm so screwed in the head, that I'm a porn star.

ZING
sorry gunzet but...
http://www.concertlivewire.com/jpegs/cds/primuscd.jpg

[GunZet]

ZING

[Outcast]

Spend years drinking wine from a lead cup.

[Hell_Baron]

when everyone's asleep, cover your entire body in vaseline and pretend you're a snail.

[Delphinus]

when everyone's asleep, cover your entire body in vaseline and pretend you're a snail.

This has to be a fetish.

[Sylux]

Hell baron doesn't believe in petty erotic or irrationally devoting pleasure. Just...coooooolstuff.

[GunZet]

when everyone's asleep, cover your entire body in vaseline and pretend you're a snail.
I lol'd.

[Evil_Cake]

Spend years drinking wine from a lead cup.

this is really good advice

[AlphaShard]

Yes. Or, repeatedly bash your head against the wall until you can't feel it.