Give a gift to the person above

[jubeh]

Give the person above you a gift like a monkey with a top hat or an expensive spoon.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

*gives Jubeh herpes*

[jubeh]

I already have that so now I gotta wait in line at wal mart to return it thanks buddy.

To you I give a stolen horse

[GunZet]

You can have my brand new horse.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

You can have my stolen horse, I don't know how to ride.

[Hayashida]

I give you three and a half portobello mushrooms

[Sylux]

I give you food poisoning

[Tetsuphil]

I give you yawl

[Hell_Baron]

I give you a piece of paper with a dick drawn on it

[Fenn]

I give you a pitchfork with "AW YEAH" engraved down the side.

[Sylux]

I give you a hoe to compensate your generous loss

[Tetsuphil]

I give you a HOLY *** LOOK OVER THERE

[Renzokuken]

I give you pain.

[indescribable]

I give you the gift of being alive for the rest of your life. Aren't I generous?

[Sylux]

You stole that word from me

[indescribable]

Sorry, I didn't realize you owned the rights to it.

[Sylux]

Yeah but it's okay I give you permission to use it

[indescribable]

Gee, thanks.

[Sylux]

OMG UR SO WELCOME

[GAbRieLWrIgHt]

i give you a very sexy maid

[Inksprout]

I give you millions of cats.

[Evil_Cake]

have a penny for your thoughts

[pajamajam]

I give you some good cake.

[Blue_Dragon]

I give you pair of stout boots.

[jubeh]

I give you some laxatives and sleeping pills

[Inksprout]

I give you a disturbed look, then quickly run away to hide O_O

[Outcast]

I give you my love, whether you want it or not.

[GunZet]

A firm handshake.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

A colonoscopy.

[digitek]

I give you a colon.... : <<< here it is.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I already have 3 man. *gives Colon back*

[Sho]

Then have a semicolon.

;

[Inksprout]

I give you my inability to get to sleep

[Fenn]

I give you a concussion. Problem solved.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I give you a lethal injection ... More problems solved.

[indescribable]

So we're giving punctuation now?

Have a period: .

[Bacon_Barbarian]

But I'm not a woman ... Here, take these Happy Pills. I'm not suppose to have them anymore.

[Inksprout]

I give you additional bacons

[Outcast]

I give you some ketamine.

[GunZet]

So we were giving punctuation that Bacon deems womanly?

here, have a full stop.

[trilokcool3]

if you don't mind . I will give you my 3 hot ladies. I have done enough with them . Take them and you wont regret in your life.

[Renzokuken]

I give you hatred.

[digitek]

I give you red hats

[indescribable]

Have some freshly baked cookies.

[Evil_Cake]

have a neck pillow

http://justpillow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/best-neck-travel-pillow1.jpg

[Blue_Dragon]

I give you many conclusions.

And a "jump to conclusions" mat.

[GAbRieLWrIgHt]

i give you, a deadly case of pnuemonia

[GunZet]

Here, have this random chronic disease. The gift that keeps on giving.

[Blue_Dragon]

I give you the cure to said diseases.

[Fenn]

I give you the letter "B."

[GunZet]

I give you a clone.
http://www.mangatutorials.com/forum/image.php?u=97&dateline=1317350870http://www.mangatutorials.com/forum/image.php?u=97&dateline=1317350870

[Inksprout]

I give you the cookies I am about to make. FUTURE COOKIES

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I give you the advice to make brownies. Special brownies.

[Outcast]

I give you a sweet smelling rag. Please sniff it now.

[digitek]

I give you a stern telling off

[GunZet]

Anal sex from one of my best horses. You can have it.

[Gedeon]

A bird rifle to kill that effin crow

[Outcast]

A donkey punch.

[Hell_Baron]

A hippie repellant device (A.K.A a Slayer CD)

[GunZet]

I've recently acquired massive riches. So I'll give you my old mode of transportation. On the house.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KYPHUZhIKZ0/TgXvrJRy_vI/AAAAAAAAAsc/f9iUb9THGQ4/s1600/apache+helicopter+&#37;25285%2529.jpg

[Renzokuken]

I give you drought.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I give you an autopeotomy kit.

[Fenn]

I give you a dictionary.

[ram]

I give you my autograph

[Renzokuken]

I give you greatest thing ever: instant death. You no longer need to suffer life's troubles.

[ram]

I give you your virginity

[Fenn]

I give your cat avatar seizure meds.

[Inksprout]

I give you a nose

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I give you a pen.


I give you a dictionary.

Autopeotomy is a word. Auto means Self. Peotomy is the surgical name for the removal of the penis. Figure it out yourself.

[Peteman]

o.O...I give you memory erasing pills. Wait I'll need those! Have some cooties.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I give you the pills you gave me. It's best that I learn from this conversation.

[pajamajam]

I give you snow because I sure as hell don't want it.

[Fenn]

I give you monkeys. Lots of monkeys.


I give you a pen.



Autopeotomy is a word. Auto means Self. Peotomy is the surgical name for the removal of the penis. Figure it out yourself.

The dictionary was so you could find the word and read the definition to me.

[Hamachi]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nnNyF_WdOcQ/TlUe2jfTsGI/AAAAAAAAAGI/ByYaA-C54nE/s1600/Keffiyeh_throwing_cash.gif

[Gedeon]

I give the girl in the video a gun. To shoot that terrorist muthafucka!

[Sylux]

Uh well she looks like a whore and that guy looks a bit cool frankly

[Gedeon]

^ Exactly

[Hamachi]

I want to troll people doing this, but with realistic fake money. Maybe replace Benjamin Franklin with Zoidberg.

[Peteman]

I give you the money that silly man has thrown on the floor....~mumble mutter..arab oil tychoon *cough* mumble mutter~

[Bacon_Barbarian]

The dictionary was so you could find the word and read the definition to me.

I give you an apology.

[Fenn]

I give you a magnifying glass (it was the oxford dictionary).

[nextweek]

I give you..

No...

I GRANT you...

This golden dunt touch me whistle ...

Protect it with your life... your the last guardian...

[ram]

I give you another week to live

[digitek]

Here, have a calendar to document this week.

[Gedeon]

I give you a pen, so that you can cry fr not having a calendar on which to scribble with it!

[Outcast]

I give you Albert Fish... and an oven.

[butternut]

I give you.... butter.Have it with bread.

[Hell_Baron]

I give you siphilis

[Gedeon]

I pass on to you Albert Fish................i don't like him

[GunZet]

Gift of gab, take it. TAKE IT!

[digitek]

I give you a really bad smell

[Sylux]

I give you dat Mass

[Byakuran]

I give you puke.

[Sylux]

I give u Huke

[butternut]

I give you a beetle. Enjoy!

[Byakuran]

i give you chaii

[Hell_Baron]

i give you advice on how to form babby

[Byakuran]

I give you a restraining-order.

[Hell_Baron]

i want a divorce

[Gedeon]

I give you the divorce papers.

[Inksprout]

I give you a rock with googley eyes stuck on.

[butternut]

I give you a paper with a cat on it.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I give you $9.99.

[Fenn]

Is re-gifting allowed?

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Yes ... ?

[Kenzieroo]

I give you Eda the Elvish demonic angel, just make sure he's not hungry. He'll eat your soul.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Good thing I have a ginger beard and thus, have no soul. I give you blue hair dye.

[Inksprout]

I give you 'Ikachu' - A deformed pikachu statue

[butternut]

I give you water with a mutant virus in it. The virus turns you into a tree, just stay away from sunlight.

[GAbRieLWrIgHt]

i give you a....Ferocious....Apple!

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I give you herpegonosyphiliAIDS, the rarest most deadly STD known to man.

[Hell_Baron]

I give you a Justin Bieber album

[corastaur]

I give you a date with Rebecca Black

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I give you the gift of learning.

[corastaur]

I give you an F

[butternut]

i give you the C. Interpret it as whatever you want.

[Son44]

I give you a third mushroom

[Kenzieroo]

I give you a helpful hint on life

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/halolzcom-pokemone-diglett-snorlax.gif

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I give you a better spriter.

[GunZet]

Here, have some surprise buttcex.

[Son44]

Here, have a real lazer beam that you can use right now

[Inksprout]

I give you chocolate eyeballs

[M3S1H]

I give you a small piece of lint, and a gumball. Go nuts.

[AlphaShard]

I give you purple lemonade and a ticking bomb. Try not to spill the lemonade.

[Renzokuken]

I gift upon you a punch in the face.

[AlphaShard]

And I give you something random:
LALALALALLALALALALALLALALALALALALALA

[Sylux]

I gift upon you a punch in the face.
have it again alphaperv

[AlphaShard]

I give you a box that keeps saying:
STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT

[Inksprout]

I give you pokeball to catch yourself in

[AlphaShard]

I give you that pokeball back. I'm not a trainer.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

We give you a better spriter so you can have sexier avatar.

[Fenn]

I give you a better avatar so you can be a better spriter.

[AlphaShard]

I give you a sign saying "I'm Stupid"

[Fenn]

I give you a sign saying "Me too."

[AlphaShard]

I give you a hippo taped to your face.

[Fenn]

I give you a kind soul.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I give you x999 Rare Candies.

[Inksprout]

I give you Spongebob Squarepants.

[AlphaShard]

I give you the corpse of Dracula

[Inksprout]

Hang on does that mean you're giving me a living vampire? After all they are kind of supposed to be living corpses D: *gets turned into a vampire by dracula*

I give you blood born diseases!!

[butternut]

I give you infected blood and rotten flesh. Happy eating!

[AlphaShard]

I give you the power to blink. Epic, right?

[ram]

I give you ALL of my phobia, Cause I surely hate all my fears!

[Afrobit]

I give you the dance of my people: The Carlton Dance.

[Renzokuken]

I give you a bomb.

[Gedeon]

I give you the management right's of Mangatutorials.com!!!

[butternut]

I give you a calorimeter.

[GunZet]

I give you the face of Rio.

[butternut]

I give you the face of Jubeh. And the body.

[indescribable]

I give you an alibi.

[Ozzaharwood]

I give you evidence to disprove his alibi

[Sylux]

Well congrats you just gave the person who gave him the alibi in the first place the evidence against her own gift

I give you some common sense, let's see if it works

[Ozzaharwood]

I give you a chill pill

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I give you one of your creepy fetish things so you'll shut up.

[Ozzaharwood]

I give you a warning

[indescribable]

I give you light.

[Evil_Cake]

I give you Doritos: Late night taco flavor

[indescribable]

I give you taste buds.

[GunZet]

I give you Doritos: Late night pizza flavor

[indescribable]

I give you a facepalm.

[GunZet]

omg, funny, cuz that's what I was gnna give you too! :V
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/AlgetaTalon/Reference&#37;20Pictures/Vampire%20Hunter%20D/VampireHunterD-LeftHand_0002.jpg

[butternut]

I give your palm-face a hi5.

[Gedeon]

i give you an another face-palm......so you like hands that are kissing each other hm!? ....................... weirdo :P