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jubeh
11-05-2011, 03:53 PM
Give the person above you a gift like a monkey with a top hat or an expensive spoon.

Bacon_Barbarian
11-05-2011, 03:54 PM
*gives Jubeh herpes*

jubeh
11-05-2011, 03:58 PM
I already have that so now I gotta wait in line at wal mart to return it thanks buddy.

To you I give a stolen horse

GunZet
11-05-2011, 04:06 PM
You can have my brand new horse.

Bacon_Barbarian
11-05-2011, 04:28 PM
You can have my stolen horse, I don't know how to ride.

Hayashida
11-05-2011, 05:10 PM
I give you three and a half portobello mushrooms

Sylux
11-05-2011, 05:23 PM
I give you food poisoning

Tetsuphil
11-05-2011, 05:26 PM
I give you yawl

Hell_Baron
11-05-2011, 05:26 PM
I give you a piece of paper with a dick drawn on it

Fenn
11-05-2011, 05:38 PM
I give you a pitchfork with "AW YEAH" engraved down the side.

Sylux
11-05-2011, 05:41 PM
I give you a hoe to compensate your generous loss

Tetsuphil
11-05-2011, 05:42 PM
I give you a HOLY *** LOOK OVER THERE

Renzokuken
11-05-2011, 08:26 PM
I give you pain.

indescribable
11-05-2011, 08:27 PM
I give you the gift of being alive for the rest of your life. Aren't I generous?

Sylux
11-05-2011, 08:30 PM
You stole that word from me

indescribable
11-05-2011, 08:36 PM
Sorry, I didn't realize you owned the rights to it.

Sylux
11-05-2011, 08:39 PM
Yeah but it's okay I give you permission to use it

indescribable
11-05-2011, 08:41 PM
Gee, thanks.

Sylux
11-05-2011, 08:41 PM
OMG UR SO WELCOME

GAbRieLWrIgHt
11-05-2011, 08:58 PM
i give you a very sexy maid

Inksprout
11-05-2011, 09:04 PM
I give you millions of cats.

Evil_Cake
11-05-2011, 09:20 PM
have a penny for your thoughts

pajamajam
11-05-2011, 10:01 PM
I give you some good cake.

Blue_Dragon
11-05-2011, 10:07 PM
I give you pair of stout boots.

jubeh
11-05-2011, 10:22 PM
I give you some laxatives and sleeping pills

Inksprout
11-06-2011, 04:12 AM
I give you a disturbed look, then quickly run away to hide O_O

Outcast
11-06-2011, 04:37 AM
I give you my love, whether you want it or not.

GunZet
11-06-2011, 06:05 AM
A firm handshake.

Bacon_Barbarian
11-06-2011, 09:56 AM
A colonoscopy.

digitek
11-06-2011, 10:10 AM
I give you a colon.... : <<< here it is.

Bacon_Barbarian
11-06-2011, 10:32 AM
I already have 3 man. *gives Colon back*

Sho
11-06-2011, 10:50 AM
Then have a semicolon.

;

Inksprout
11-06-2011, 11:41 AM
I give you my inability to get to sleep

Fenn
11-06-2011, 12:33 PM
I give you a concussion. Problem solved.

Bacon_Barbarian
11-06-2011, 12:33 PM
I give you a lethal injection ... More problems solved.

indescribable
11-06-2011, 12:46 PM
So we're giving punctuation now?

Have a period: .

Bacon_Barbarian
11-06-2011, 12:48 PM
But I'm not a woman ... Here, take these Happy Pills. I'm not suppose to have them anymore.

Inksprout
11-06-2011, 12:54 PM
I give you additional bacons

Outcast
11-06-2011, 01:05 PM
I give you some ketamine.

GunZet
11-06-2011, 01:47 PM
So we were giving punctuation that Bacon deems womanly?

here, have a full stop.

trilokcool3
11-06-2011, 02:02 PM
if you don't mind . I will give you my 3 hot ladies. I have done enough with them . Take them and you wont regret in your life.

Renzokuken
11-06-2011, 02:07 PM
I give you hatred.

digitek
11-06-2011, 03:42 PM
I give you red hats

indescribable
11-06-2011, 04:37 PM
Have some freshly baked cookies.

Evil_Cake
11-06-2011, 04:59 PM
have a neck pillow

http://justpillow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/best-neck-travel-pillow1.jpg

Blue_Dragon
11-06-2011, 05:06 PM
I give you many conclusions.

And a "jump to conclusions" mat.

GAbRieLWrIgHt
11-06-2011, 06:05 PM
i give you, a deadly case of pnuemonia

GunZet
11-06-2011, 06:29 PM
Here, have this random chronic disease. The gift that keeps on giving.

Blue_Dragon
11-06-2011, 06:58 PM
I give you the cure to said diseases.

Fenn
11-06-2011, 09:15 PM
I give you the letter "B."

GunZet
11-06-2011, 09:24 PM
I give you a clone.
http://www.mangatutorials.com/forum/image.php?u=97&dateline=1317350870http://www.mangatutorials.com/forum/image.php?u=97&dateline=1317350870

Inksprout
11-06-2011, 10:24 PM
I give you the cookies I am about to make. FUTURE COOKIES

Bacon_Barbarian
11-06-2011, 11:50 PM
I give you the advice to make brownies. Special brownies.

Outcast
11-07-2011, 12:33 AM
I give you a sweet smelling rag. Please sniff it now.

digitek
11-07-2011, 06:34 AM
I give you a stern telling off

GunZet
11-07-2011, 06:44 AM
Anal sex from one of my best horses. You can have it.

Gedeon
11-07-2011, 10:39 AM
A bird rifle to kill that effin crow

Outcast
11-07-2011, 10:21 PM
A donkey punch.

Hell_Baron
11-08-2011, 02:36 PM
A hippie repellant device (A.K.A a Slayer CD)

GunZet
11-08-2011, 04:23 PM
I've recently acquired massive riches. So I'll give you my old mode of transportation. On the house.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KYPHUZhIKZ0/TgXvrJRy_vI/AAAAAAAAAsc/f9iUb9THGQ4/s1600/apache+helicopter+&#37;25285%2529.jpg

Renzokuken
11-08-2011, 04:40 PM
I give you drought.

Bacon_Barbarian
11-08-2011, 04:52 PM
I give you an autopeotomy kit.

Fenn
11-08-2011, 06:33 PM
I give you a dictionary.

ram
11-08-2011, 06:39 PM
I give you my autograph

Renzokuken
11-08-2011, 06:45 PM
I give you greatest thing ever: instant death. You no longer need to suffer life's troubles.

ram
11-08-2011, 06:49 PM
I give you your virginity

Fenn
11-08-2011, 09:40 PM
I give your cat avatar seizure meds.

Inksprout
11-08-2011, 09:45 PM
I give you a nose

Bacon_Barbarian
11-08-2011, 09:55 PM
I give you a pen.


I give you a dictionary.

Autopeotomy is a word. Auto means Self. Peotomy is the surgical name for the removal of the penis. Figure it out yourself.

Peteman
11-08-2011, 10:05 PM
o.O...I give you memory erasing pills. Wait I'll need those! Have some cooties.

Bacon_Barbarian
11-08-2011, 10:08 PM
I give you the pills you gave me. It's best that I learn from this conversation.

pajamajam
11-09-2011, 01:24 AM
I give you snow because I sure as hell don't want it.

Fenn
11-09-2011, 09:53 AM
I give you monkeys. Lots of monkeys.


I give you a pen.



Autopeotomy is a word. Auto means Self. Peotomy is the surgical name for the removal of the penis. Figure it out yourself.

The dictionary was so you could find the word and read the definition to me.

Hamachi
11-09-2011, 06:36 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nnNyF_WdOcQ/TlUe2jfTsGI/AAAAAAAAAGI/ByYaA-C54nE/s1600/Keffiyeh_throwing_cash.gif

Gedeon
11-09-2011, 07:03 PM
I give the girl in the video a gun. To shoot that terrorist muthafucka!

Sylux
11-09-2011, 07:17 PM
Uh well she looks like a whore and that guy looks a bit cool frankly

Gedeon
11-09-2011, 08:05 PM
^ Exactly

Hamachi
11-09-2011, 08:30 PM
I want to troll people doing this, but with realistic fake money. Maybe replace Benjamin Franklin with Zoidberg.

Peteman
11-09-2011, 09:05 PM
I give you the money that silly man has thrown on the floor....~mumble mutter..arab oil tychoon *cough* mumble mutter~

Bacon_Barbarian
11-09-2011, 11:15 PM
The dictionary was so you could find the word and read the definition to me.

I give you an apology.

Fenn
11-10-2011, 01:19 AM
I give you a magnifying glass (it was the oxford dictionary).

nextweek
11-10-2011, 10:57 PM
I give you..

No...

I GRANT you...

This golden dunt touch me whistle ...

Protect it with your life... your the last guardian...

ram
11-11-2011, 12:38 AM
I give you another week to live

digitek
11-11-2011, 11:45 AM
Here, have a calendar to document this week.

Gedeon
11-11-2011, 01:35 PM
I give you a pen, so that you can cry fr not having a calendar on which to scribble with it!

Outcast
11-12-2011, 02:52 AM
I give you Albert Fish... and an oven.

butternut
11-12-2011, 03:19 AM
I give you.... butter.Have it with bread.

Hell_Baron
11-12-2011, 07:02 AM
I give you siphilis

Gedeon
11-12-2011, 07:56 AM
I pass on to you Albert Fish................i don't like him

GunZet
11-12-2011, 09:30 AM
Gift of gab, take it. TAKE IT!

digitek
11-12-2011, 01:11 PM
I give you a really bad smell

Sylux
11-12-2011, 01:13 PM
I give you dat Mass

Byakuran
11-12-2011, 01:18 PM
I give you puke.

Sylux
11-12-2011, 01:26 PM
I give u Huke

butternut
11-12-2011, 02:29 PM
I give you a beetle. Enjoy!

Byakuran
11-12-2011, 02:58 PM
i give you chaii

Hell_Baron
11-12-2011, 06:04 PM
i give you advice on how to form babby

Byakuran
11-12-2011, 06:35 PM
I give you a restraining-order.

Hell_Baron
11-12-2011, 07:25 PM
i want a divorce

Gedeon
11-12-2011, 08:50 PM
I give you the divorce papers.

Inksprout
11-13-2011, 06:44 AM
I give you a rock with googley eyes stuck on.

butternut
11-13-2011, 01:48 PM
I give you a paper with a cat on it.

Bacon_Barbarian
11-13-2011, 02:25 PM
I give you $9.99.

Fenn
11-13-2011, 04:26 PM
Is re-gifting allowed?

Bacon_Barbarian
11-13-2011, 07:48 PM
Yes ... ?

Kenzieroo
11-13-2011, 10:33 PM
I give you Eda the Elvish demonic angel, just make sure he's not hungry. He'll eat your soul.

Bacon_Barbarian
11-13-2011, 10:49 PM
Good thing I have a ginger beard and thus, have no soul. I give you blue hair dye.

Inksprout
11-14-2011, 05:08 AM
I give you 'Ikachu' - A deformed pikachu statue

butternut
11-15-2011, 07:09 AM
I give you water with a mutant virus in it. The virus turns you into a tree, just stay away from sunlight.

GAbRieLWrIgHt
11-15-2011, 04:12 PM
i give you a....Ferocious....Apple!

Bacon_Barbarian
11-15-2011, 04:17 PM
I give you herpegonosyphiliAIDS, the rarest most deadly STD known to man.

Hell_Baron
11-16-2011, 07:16 AM
I give you a Justin Bieber album

corastaur
11-16-2011, 12:36 PM
I give you a date with Rebecca Black

Bacon_Barbarian
11-17-2011, 10:11 PM
I give you the gift of learning.

corastaur
11-17-2011, 11:43 PM
I give you an F

butternut
11-18-2011, 05:21 AM
i give you the C. Interpret it as whatever you want.

Son44
11-18-2011, 07:14 AM
I give you a third mushroom

Kenzieroo
11-23-2011, 09:16 PM
I give you a helpful hint on life

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/halolzcom-pokemone-diglett-snorlax.gif

Bacon_Barbarian
11-24-2011, 01:24 AM
I give you a better spriter.

GunZet
11-24-2011, 01:27 AM
Here, have some surprise buttcex.

Son44
11-24-2011, 03:38 AM
Here, have a real lazer beam that you can use right now

Inksprout
11-24-2011, 07:26 PM
I give you chocolate eyeballs

M3S1H
11-26-2011, 01:24 PM
I give you a small piece of lint, and a gumball. Go nuts.

AlphaShard
11-27-2011, 03:27 PM
I give you purple lemonade and a ticking bomb. Try not to spill the lemonade.

Renzokuken
11-27-2011, 04:19 PM
I gift upon you a punch in the face.

AlphaShard
11-27-2011, 04:27 PM
And I give you something random:
LALALALALLALALALALALLALALALALALALALA

Sylux
11-27-2011, 06:13 PM
I gift upon you a punch in the face.
have it again alphaperv

AlphaShard
11-27-2011, 07:01 PM
I give you a box that keeps saying:
STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT

Inksprout
11-27-2011, 07:06 PM
I give you pokeball to catch yourself in

AlphaShard
11-27-2011, 07:13 PM
I give you that pokeball back. I'm not a trainer.

Bacon_Barbarian
11-27-2011, 07:25 PM
We give you a better spriter so you can have sexier avatar.

Fenn
11-27-2011, 07:41 PM
I give you a better avatar so you can be a better spriter.

AlphaShard
11-27-2011, 07:44 PM
I give you a sign saying "I'm Stupid"

Fenn
11-27-2011, 07:45 PM
I give you a sign saying "Me too."

AlphaShard
11-27-2011, 07:58 PM
I give you a hippo taped to your face.

Fenn
11-27-2011, 08:01 PM
I give you a kind soul.

Bacon_Barbarian
11-27-2011, 08:20 PM
I give you x999 Rare Candies.

Inksprout
11-27-2011, 08:22 PM
I give you Spongebob Squarepants.

AlphaShard
11-27-2011, 08:25 PM
I give you the corpse of Dracula

Inksprout
11-27-2011, 08:26 PM
Hang on does that mean you're giving me a living vampire? After all they are kind of supposed to be living corpses D: *gets turned into a vampire by dracula*

I give you blood born diseases!!

butternut
11-28-2011, 01:49 AM
I give you infected blood and rotten flesh. Happy eating!

AlphaShard
11-28-2011, 08:28 AM
I give you the power to blink. Epic, right?

ram
11-30-2011, 09:24 PM
I give you ALL of my phobia, Cause I surely hate all my fears!

Afrobit
11-30-2011, 10:10 PM
I give you the dance of my people: The Carlton Dance.

Renzokuken
12-01-2011, 06:08 PM
I give you a bomb.

Gedeon
12-01-2011, 06:15 PM
I give you the management right's of Mangatutorials.com!!!

butternut
12-02-2011, 01:21 AM
I give you a calorimeter.

GunZet
12-02-2011, 01:48 AM
I give you the face of Rio.

butternut
12-02-2011, 01:49 AM
I give you the face of Jubeh. And the body.

indescribable
12-02-2011, 01:59 AM
I give you an alibi.

Ozzaharwood
12-02-2011, 07:08 AM
I give you evidence to disprove his alibi

Sylux
12-02-2011, 03:11 PM
Well congrats you just gave the person who gave him the alibi in the first place the evidence against her own gift

I give you some common sense, let's see if it works

Ozzaharwood
12-02-2011, 04:13 PM
I give you a chill pill

Bacon_Barbarian
12-02-2011, 04:58 PM
I give you one of your creepy fetish things so you'll shut up.

Ozzaharwood
12-02-2011, 05:05 PM
I give you a warning

indescribable
12-02-2011, 05:37 PM
I give you light.

Evil_Cake
12-02-2011, 05:44 PM
I give you Doritos: Late night taco flavor

indescribable
12-02-2011, 05:45 PM
I give you taste buds.

GunZet
12-02-2011, 06:30 PM
I give you Doritos: Late night pizza flavor

indescribable
12-02-2011, 07:17 PM
I give you a facepalm.

GunZet
12-02-2011, 07:19 PM
omg, funny, cuz that's what I was gnna give you too! :V
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/AlgetaTalon/Reference&#37;20Pictures/Vampire%20Hunter%20D/VampireHunterD-LeftHand_0002.jpg

butternut
12-03-2011, 12:00 PM
I give your palm-face a hi5.

Gedeon
12-03-2011, 12:41 PM
i give you an another face-palm......so you like hands that are kissing each other hm!? ....................... weirdo :P