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Blue_Dragon
10-27-2011, 06:45 AM
So, I always keep a promise (er...that's a lie, but I try to keep promises) and I see no one's done this yet. Soooo....

Happy Birthday Kodos! Have some cake. And other :3

Thanks for teaching me the :3 emoticon. I likes it.

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/7647/ycake.jpg

Renzokuken
10-27-2011, 07:00 AM
Happy Birthday Kodos!

Superdooperphailmachine
10-27-2011, 07:18 AM
http://i.imgur.com/m7ajUl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EdqZk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nScdN.gif

Regantor
10-27-2011, 08:57 AM
"A hundred thousand worlds, ten hundred thousand wars. There is no respite, there it nowhere to hide. Across the galaxy there is only strange text-based games involving giant-racked wizard hotties and diabolical squid men."

http://www.freewebs.com/handcannon/KazEmpra.jpg

Happy another year without death day, man. ;I

Delphinus
10-27-2011, 09:21 AM
Kodos, what a guy! (Insert Kodosface below)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYfnWRp1Q0

Fenn
10-27-2011, 10:18 AM
Wait is that the REAL Kodos' face up there?

Also happy b-day.

Delphinus
10-27-2011, 10:38 AM
Yes, Fenn, Kodos does look like WHAT A GUY

Fenn
10-27-2011, 02:39 PM
Yes, Fenn, Kodos does look like WHAT A GUY

NOT THE VIDEO! The images people stuck someone's head in.

Evil_Cake
10-27-2011, 02:45 PM
no thats just a random dude's face

Hell_Baron
10-27-2011, 03:43 PM
happy B-day dude.
Tits, dinosaurs and volcanos and all that shit

Joosh
10-27-2011, 03:49 PM
Happy birthday Kodosbird

jubeh
10-27-2011, 03:55 PM
Happy birthday roll your hit die

ClockHand
10-27-2011, 04:46 PM
happy bday

Kodos
10-27-2011, 04:57 PM
Thanks everyone :3

@Reg: The God-Emperor and not Tzeentch? Least I'm not Nurgle.

Fenn
10-27-2011, 07:14 PM
no thats just a random dude's face

darn it, so I still can't put a face to his posts. Oh well...

Regantor
10-27-2011, 08:07 PM
Some guy's head stuck in?...

Those pictures aren't edited.

You're mad, Fenn.

MAD. D:<

Fenn
10-27-2011, 08:42 PM
Stop messing with me and be honest.

Kodos is that you in those pictures? If you answer me straight up I'll give you a birthday present.

Evil_Cake
10-27-2011, 09:01 PM
can i answer and get a present

Sylux
10-27-2011, 09:03 PM
go ahead you will become an ultimate hero because Kodos will not have had to descend to the level of Fenn simply to answer his question with only one necessary word

Fenn
10-27-2011, 09:58 PM
can i answer and get a present

Yes but only if you're being honest.


go ahead you will become an ultimate hero because Kodos will not have had to descend to the level of Fenn simply to answer his question with only one necessary word

I wouldn't want to make him do that on his birthday, that's true.

Outcast
10-27-2011, 11:04 PM
Happy Birthday.

Evil_Cake
10-27-2011, 11:21 PM
Yes but only if you're being honest.

hmm this knowledge might be too much for u today. perhaps in a year u will truly be ready

Bacon_Barbarian
10-27-2011, 11:34 PM
Have a fan-freaking-tastic birthday (future benevolent DM man)!

http://www.nosuch.org/images/birthday_comic.jpg

GunZet
10-28-2011, 11:30 AM
Happy birthday, ya freakin' floating brain. Live long and prosper, the Tau will it.

ram
10-28-2011, 11:39 AM
So are you enjoying your birthday? or are you feeling that the days of your life is just fading? That actually what I feel when I birthday OTL

Sylux
10-28-2011, 03:21 PM
Ramiel you fool his birthday was yesterday

jubeh
10-29-2011, 12:37 AM
Kodos make a horse thief class. Do it.

Sylux
10-29-2011, 03:20 PM
I like the Monk changes a lot

Gedeon
10-29-2011, 05:08 PM
Well i hope you had a great birth-day yesterday kodos you big lump of a brain you!!!

Kodos
10-30-2011, 07:55 PM
Kodos make a horse thief class. Do it.
Y?

jubeh
10-30-2011, 07:58 PM
What the hell kind of question is that are you being for real

Kodos
10-30-2011, 07:59 PM
Ya. Why a horse thief?

jubeh
10-30-2011, 08:00 PM
You've got this guy and he's just like super good at stealing horses

Kodos
10-30-2011, 08:01 PM
So is it a prestige class then?

Delphinus
10-30-2011, 08:03 PM
Sounds more like a branch of a Rogue Prestige Class. Thief (path: Horse Thief).

jubeh
10-30-2011, 08:07 PM
So is it a prestige class then?

Yeah

Kodos
10-30-2011, 08:09 PM
It is done.
HORSE THIEF
HIT DIE = AS ROGUE
BAB = AS ROGUE
SAVES = AS ROGUE

REQUIREMENTS
Alignment: Any Nonlawful
Skills: Handle Animal 8 ranks, Ride 8 ranks, Sleight of Hand 8 ranks

Steal Horse: A Horse Thief may make Sleight of Hand checks to attempt to steal a horse without the rider noticing. The DC to steal a horse is equal to 20 + the horse's HD + 1/2 the HD of the rider (if any). A Horse Thief may apply half their Horse Thief level to all Sleight of Hand checks made to steal a horse.

jubeh
10-30-2011, 08:09 PM
ty

Kodos
10-30-2011, 08:11 PM
np

Fenn
10-30-2011, 09:20 PM
Not a D&D literate but how the hell do you steal a horse while someone's riding it WITHOUT THEM NOTICING?

jubeh
10-30-2011, 09:43 PM
Sounds like somebody's not a horse thief

Sylux
10-30-2011, 10:23 PM
My clan ancestor Matthews had a brother who was a horse thief and he said fuck you and took away one t so now it's Mathews

Evil_Cake
10-30-2011, 10:49 PM
u sure thats not just a t thief

Superdooperphailmachine
10-31-2011, 10:19 AM
I thought you meant a Horse who steals things.

jubeh
10-31-2011, 02:25 PM
That would be a thief horse.

Delphinus
10-31-2011, 04:14 PM
Or a Horse (Thief)

Fenn
10-31-2011, 05:03 PM
Still makes no sense. It would only work if the rider was asleep.

Bacon_Barbarian
10-31-2011, 06:16 PM
Or if you roll a natural 20

jubeh
10-31-2011, 10:59 PM
Still makes no sense. It would only work if the rider was asleep.

It's thinking like this that gets your horse stolen while you're on it.

Evil_Cake
10-31-2011, 11:23 PM
u will look down and realize you're riding on a watermelon

Fenn
11-01-2011, 09:44 AM
Okay guys, who stole it? I was just riding my black stallion, and now it's gone.

Damn D&D nerds were right...

Sylux
11-01-2011, 02:53 PM
It was my ancestor

Delphinus
11-01-2011, 04:10 PM
Kodos moonlights as a nerdcore rapper.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos

Sylux
11-01-2011, 05:30 PM
Kodos moonlights as a wait he sleeps all day nevermind