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12-10-2011, 09:15 PM
Eros breathed deeply, concentrated with all her might, gritted her teeth and squinted her eyes.

"Can... You extremely put these thumbscrews on your hands... it would be kind of helpful... and it would be fun times?... We could have lots of fun times?..."

"...ah... I haves head unfreindlies..."

It was no use, intelligence might well have been a foreign language to Eros.

"...This thingy, eyesheild grimdark honey pretty." Instead, she just gave up, put a finger on Natalya's lips, then squeezed both of their bodies together. Slowly, she just grasped at each arm, stringing the chain around her neck so that the necromancer's hands were pulled upward uselessly. "This... thingy, see? ~u~"

12-29-2011, 05:17 PM
Karin wasn't going to take any chances with this new lady. So, Karin decided to just bash her over the head a few times until she was out of it.

"Lets continue."

12-30-2011, 10:49 PM
Eros was still cheerfully dancing with the woman right up to the point when Karin clobbered her over the head, leaving her just standing there frozen mid-jig with a "*n*" look on her face.

"Coulda... had grimdark lady willing freindly!..." Eros just sighed, as yet still holding the pose. "Why clobrify Eros'- His greatness' new freind?..."

12-31-2011, 04:22 PM
"We don't want to risk her becoming an unfriendly when we do something to her other friends."

Karin didn't know if she put it in terms that the braindamaged Eros could comprehend.

01-02-2012, 11:50 PM
Gnyorc stumbled over with the two other unconscious women over his shoulders. Then he tried to pick up the third one with his head somehow by wedging his face underneath her. It didnt seem to be working though.

01-03-2012, 12:43 AM
Fitha decided to be helpful and threw lady over Gnyorcs shoulder.

01-27-2012, 09:29 PM
The quartet of charming psychopaths made their way about the tower, fighting more elementals and Undead along the way. Fitha managed to not blow up, which was an achievement, and Eros managed to not walk into any walls or fall down which, given her level of mental functioning, was probably also an achievement.

Eventually they reached an enormous circular chamber. There were four square holes through which massive beams of arcane energy streamed, and an even larger fifth hole in the center through which an even larger pillar of arcane power beamed. The beams were swirling masses of color, like massive pillars of raging blue flame and lightning. Every now and then they would spew forth sparks or glowing spheres identical to the magical anomalies the party had been encountering thus far. Most of them seemed to gravitate and be heading towards the central stream.

Behind the central beam, visible through it, was Akasha, who sat cross legged and apparently meditating. She got up with a heavy sigh and - holy fuck Hevisa wasn't kidding she was Karin's equal. Worldsmasher be praised! Boob joke goes here!

"I'm flattered Therion would send someone almost as good looking as me, but sadly I know too much about this tower to leave it now, and I rather like not being raped by giant dragons. Sorry, babe."

Fail is not on atm and I want things moving. So this round Fitha delays her turn until after Gnoryc.

Black bits are solid walls. White bits are gaps. It's a looong way down, so don't fall. The blue squares are the big fuck-off magic energy pillars while the blue circles are the magic anomolies you've been seeing throughout the tower.
MAPNESS (http://imgur.com/gXUxZ)
It's a DC 10 + Spell Level Spellcraft check for Karin to attune herself to the tower's odd properties and cast spells near the anomolies and shit without risking harm.
Any arcane spells cast succesfully in the room have a 70% chance of having one of the following effects, as determined by 1d3
1: Empowered
2: Maximized
3: Empowered + Maximized
Alternatively/additionally, Karin can try and absorb one of the anomolies via a DC30 Concentration check. Success means her spells are all empowered for 1d4 rounds, failure means Bad Things, but not instant death at least.

02-02-2012, 08:28 PM
Eros squinted to make out the woman's form over the considerable distance, trying hard to figure out what the slag was wrong with her head...

"Her forehead... It's like... It just keeps going!... S-she's got... n-no hair... none at all!..." Mixed terror and sympathy crawled into every aspect of the scrawny preist's voice, whilst she helplessly continued to gaze at the shiny bald female's bare skull of hairlessness. "By the invincible red ravanger's name, who would do such a terrible-badness thing!?... We... n-need to h-help and unhurt that woman, her! ;_;"

Feirce thoughts of soul hugging lept the gap somewhere along the way, and the strange woman's mind found itself bogged down all of a sudden...

Eros casts hold person. Pretty sure it's my last one.

If Akasha fails a will save, she is held in place and can't do anything. Every turn there after, she must try and pass this will test to break free. After ten turns, the power automatically ends regardless.

Edit; Kodos rolled, Akasha passed it.
...However, her mind seemed to be more sheilded against antifreindship than most. Infact, the arcane woman barely even seemed to register the mental attack at all.

02-03-2012, 08:41 PM
Karin decided that her best bet was to get close to one of the orbs and absorb it. Hopefully nothing bad would happen. If anything, she needed to get close to the orb to absorb it so she decided to run around the pillar and get near it.

Map (http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr310/jaidurn_charre/map.png)

Maybe, just maybe, she'd be able to survive this crazy decision.

02-03-2012, 08:45 PM
I'd just like to remind everyone that Karin was able to attune herself, but she didn't bother sharing the info. So no one else besides you guys will want to get within 5 feet of the orbs, and if you are planning on casting arcane spells, you don't want to get within 15 feet, or maybe more.

03-14-2012, 01:19 PM
"Do you seriously think you can actually beat us? We just took out three other bitches and a bunch of things, give up."
Fitha couldn't really be bothered to take out another whore with style and grace.

Can't edit map, but Fitha is three spaces to Karin's left.

03-22-2012, 11:25 PM
Akasha shrugged. "Considering you lot are a Gnoll, some sort of retard, an Elf, and a dumb blonde who has no idea how this place works? Yeah, pretty much."

"Oh, nice tits, love." Akasha winked at Karin before apparently casting some sort of spell, the arcane energies of the tower flickering and dancing around the bald beauty.

The pillars flared up, flames intermingling with the blue strands of arcana. The flames roared - literally - as a large Fire Elemental tore itself - literally - from the stream. While all this was going on, orbs of arcane energy continued to stream towards the central stream, some new ones emerging, as well.

Well, fuck, I guess the bald bitch really did figure out how the place worked. She even had a really smug look on her face! Although between the rest of her body and the giant fucking fire elementals, the group probably wasn't looking at her face.

Red squares are Fire Elementals. They begin acting on Akasha's next turn. They may or may not be under her control.

MAP (http://i.imgur.com/ZYdFf.png)

edit: Fixed map and mentioned the orbs.

03-23-2012, 12:48 AM
Gnyorc stared at the fire elemental nearest to the group. "Hate dese things... Screw dat!" He decided to go straight for Akasha.

At first, he dashed towards the pit ahead, where there was a giant column of crazy blue stuff. However, for some reason, he decided not to jump, and instead, turned and ran around it


03-30-2012, 05:21 PM
"Oh fuck you baldy, could have made this easier on all of us."
Fitha couldn't be bothered to go all that way to beat up bald bitch, so she turned her attention to the elemental behind her, swinging her magically chilled sword at the fucker, messing it up bad.

"This could be you!" She shouted over to Akasha.

Attack:1d20+16=34 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3440218/)
Damage:2d6+13+6=25 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3440242/)

DM NOTE: fire elementals are weaker than normal. 44 HP. 18 AC

04-06-2012, 12:36 AM
Karin just wanted to leave, this was getting boring and she was tired. She might as well try to end this as fast as she can. Right?

Karin ran to get a better shot at Akasha before she cast a fireball.

Can't update the map. Karin's 6 spaces to her right. Or w/e 30 feet ends up being.

10d6=48 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3451568/)

Fireballs are pretty awesome.

04-06-2012, 12:41 AM
Akasha was still standing, but considering she just got blown nearly in half, she looked pretty beat up. Well, burned, more like it. She also looked pretty mad.

(She has roughly 50 HP left. So you have to be careful not to hit her too hard lest you kill her and get Therion mad)

04-08-2012, 11:33 PM
Eros was a little caught up in the moment, impressed by the other's sudden firey determination to antihurt this poor soul, amoungst the grand and glowing architecture of her master's own magnificent construction. She suddenly couldn't help but clasp her hands togeather, and begin to singing a song of sweet gusto and super love effort...

Despite their best attempts, the others began to feel the squeeky din recharge their very mettle from the inside, and their bodies feel more supergoodhurtious and goodkindaskullsmashingificatious than ever before.

"#Close my eyes to pray,
I burn up my life now fire fire!

I keep running! Do not stop the love!
To light, the light, and embraced the chest parts!
Ride on Ride on Ride on!

Too far from loving!
But I will not lose, The Red Master would let out a sigh!
Okay, without effort,
you easily grasp the dream; So you do not need!

Earnest feeling is
Always penetrate!

To believe in yourself!
The End (empty) space!

Endless antilove begins now!
Toward the mountain now, hotter, hotter!#"

Eros casts prayer. :3

All allies gain a +1 luck bonus on attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saves, and skill checks, while each of your foes takes a -1 penalty on such rolls.

04-20-2012, 09:34 PM
"Get fucked!" Akasha shouted, looking charred and worse for the wear, but still reasonably attractive, and nothing Eros couldn't fix with some magics.

And then she cat a spell, and then she vanished. Invisibility? Teleportation? Who knows! Maybe Karin?

Karin and Fitha can try Spellcraft checks to identify what the spell was that Akasha cast. -4 penalty, though, since there was the big blue energystream blocking the view a bit, so you couldn't see her hands the entire time, plus I imagine that Karin and Fitha were a bit distracted, if not by Akasha's rack, then by the giant fucking flame guys.


Roaring - in the way a fire roars - the Flame Elementals headed towards the group of merry psychopaths, while the two closest to Fitha lashed out at her, swinging at her with their massive flaming limbs, one of the burning appendages smashing hard into her lovely face.
Attack Roll, Two Hits, One Critical Threat (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3479650/)
Crit confirmed! Double critical threat! (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3479653/)
Normal Critical Hit only (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3479658/)
Critical Hit Damage = 22 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3479661/)
Normal Hit Damage = 7 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3479662/)
Fitha needs to make 2 reflex saves at DC17 or catch fire.

04-28-2012, 11:21 PM
Eros continued to sing whilst she was watching Fitha get seven shades of foo-doo knocked out of her, but at least her moronic dance did seem to be having some kind of magical effect. For one, the sultry blue demon girl started to feel slightly less dead than she probally should have, considering the circumstances...

Eros casts Mass Cure Moderate Wounds on Fitha;

2d8+15=28 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3493532/)

She regains 28hp!

Everybody else is out of range, through... >_>

#A fairy like sound-
that would let anyone-
get a nice body-
you'd like to bite into!

That's the Eros-chan Antihurt Exorcism! :3

Shoot libido all over the place! :333#

04-29-2012, 12:28 AM
As soon as Akasha vanished, Karin staarted to rack her brain for a spell that fit everything she did. The closest spell she could think of was invisibility. That'd have to do. Now, she wondered if she should tell the others. Well, even if she didn't, they'd figure it out sooner or later. Oh, and it'd help her find out where the invisible woman is if she attacked them. That'd be a bonus.

She turned her focus to a fire elemental and attempted to dismiss it back to the Plane of Fire.

1d20+2=14 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3493672/)


Man, dismissing an elemental was hard work.

Oh, might as well at least give the others a warning.

"Be careful, I'm not carrying you back if you get yourselves almost killed."

Oh, Karin.

04-29-2012, 03:14 PM
Gnoryc was going to go straight for Akasha, but she poofed away or something. "Wat da??" He stopped in mid run, and decided to might be best to help with those fire elementals after all. He ran back around the blue pillar towards the two attacking Fitha.


05-11-2012, 10:07 PM
The Fire Elemental closest to Karin roared as it moved towards her and slammed (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514040/) one of it's arms across her (Karin takes 7 damages (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514046/)) although she managed to avoid (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514047/) being set on fire.

Similarly the two Fire Elementals tried to slam Fitha, but only one (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514050/) of their flailing limbs managed to strike (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514052/) her and again failed to ignite her.

Still no sign of Akasha, though.
MAP (http://i.imgur.com/FAQnO.jpg)

05-11-2012, 10:41 PM
Gnoryc swung at the nearest fire elemental with his scimitars.

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514085/ hit http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514112/ = 14 dmg
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514095/ crit? http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514113/ = 11 dmg
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514099/ 17 NO CRIT
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514102/ hit http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514114/ = 10 dmg
other hand
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514106/ crit? http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514116/ = 9 dmg
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514108/ yes crit http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514117/ = 5 dmg
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514109/ hit http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514118/ = 10 dmg
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3514111/ miss

total es 59-25 dmg?

34 dmg

http://i.imgur.com/FAQnO.jpg map

05-15-2012, 11:22 PM
Eros' bizzare chant had suddenly grown into a rabid, chaotic din, somewhere inbetween pleasured screeching and furious cooing. Had her titchy brain stem managed to support more than a child's brain in the past, one might have suspected she was demonically possessed...

Below the singing, between the notes, a sprawling narrative, whispered frantically, just on the edge of hearing...

"Akasha... PLAnning on whiPIng out tHe red KiNg's tower this time?... You enemy of the antilove! I, Eros Vicea, won't let yOU get aWAy with it! I, Eros VICEA, wILL uphold ~atrocity maiden~ jusTIce wITHOut fAIL!"

It was like a riproaring lightning strike, or a snaking explosion without a source; Eros' amber eye erupted out with a golden beam, so rapid it seemed to impact with the three fire elementals before the ray had even made it over to them.

Eros swaps out her raise undead spell for an inflict moderate wounds mass, then performs that on all three elementals.

2d8+15=25, 2d8+15=22, 2d8+15=25 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3519892/)

For simplicities sake, we'll say the damage goes from the leftmost elemental to the rightmost. I won't update the map because I'm not sure if they were mediums or what, but pretty sure that just offed one or two of them. >_>

05-18-2012, 11:32 PM
Time to rinse and repeat. Karin focused on the fire elemental that was attacking at her.

"Time for you to go back to whence you came!"

1d20+21=37 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3524123/)
Bye bye, elemental closest to Karin.

Karin was on a roll.

05-28-2012, 03:37 PM
The remaining Fire Elemental tried and failed, twice, to hit Fita.

Still no sign of where Akasha ran off to.
MAP (http://i.imgur.com/w8cZw.jpg)

05-30-2012, 07:35 PM
Fitha bounced over to bastard and finished him with her massive sword.
She tried listening out for footsteps or something but heard squat.
Attack:1d20+16=33 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3542674/)
Damage:2d6+6=14 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3542676/)
Listen:1d20=19 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3542687/)

05-31-2012, 10:59 PM
Looking around rapidly, Eros was still stuck in an adorable death frenzy. Except, there was nothing left to kill.

Her ears (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3544317/) couldn't pick up anything at all.

A cunning plan formed! Seemingly from her fingertips, the scrawny priestess created a small floating orb of water, and then casted it outwards in a wide arc before her.

Eros casts create water. It covers about 50ft maximum. As she's spinning, we'll call it 25ft in all directions.

A whole miniature raincloud fell on Gnoryc's head, too. Whoops.

06-07-2012, 01:16 AM
Karin didn't feel like wasting energy moving around. It might also throw off the others. Besides, if Akasha decided to attack her, she'd be able to handle it. All she needed now was a plan.

She called her Quasit and he became visible and crawled down her shoulder, dropping to the ground with a poof. Once he was ready to go, Karin cast Spell Protection on them.

Her Quasit then took off and flew closer to where Akasha turned invisible. Landing, he changed into a wolf and started to look for her scent.

Time to start the chase.

MAP (http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr310/jaidurn_charre/w8cZw-1.jpg)

06-19-2012, 11:40 AM
Fitha prepared herself. Bitch was gonna regret not coming peacefully.

06-21-2012, 09:17 PM
Fortunately the smell of scorched wizard was hard to miss and the Quasit could tell that Akasha was somewhere to the west. He'd need more time, and to get a bit closer, to pinpoint where.

07-02-2012, 01:06 PM
It was as if a voice was telling Karin, "Go west girl, go west!"

She had her Quasit run west as she moved to keep near it. There's no way she could handle an accident.


Maybe she'd find a gold mine.

07-03-2012, 08:11 PM
Karin's Quasit howled as he locked onto Akasha's position. With the signal, she let loose her prepared magic missile. Good thing it hit, else they'd have a larger mess on their hands. Akasha managed to hit Gnoryc with some sort of spell that made him start attacking Eros. Good thing that Eros was used to a good beating.

"Your time is up, Baldy!"

What works better to knock someone out than a powerful punt to their nether regions? Nothing. Akasha dropped like a rock.

Now onto the matter of dispelling the spell on Gnoryc. It was fun watching him beat up on Ero's and all, but Karin'd rather be back at the library. Quickly she got Gnoryc all sorted.

Now they could head back so she could enjoy some reading. Oh, and don't forget time with Hevisa. That's great too.

07-03-2012, 08:51 PM
Karin teleported everyone back to Worldbreaker Keep as soon as Akasha and the other slaves were secured, and Gnoryc was certified as being back to his usual self. Mercifully, Karin decided not to teleport anyone into any walls, although that would have been really funny.

In fairness, it was probably only Karin who knew that Gnoryc was even dominated. I mean, Eros was kind of annoying, and it wasn't that far of a stretch to imagine he just had enough of her and decided to start hitting her. I mean, everyone beat up Eros. It was a thing you did. She was basically the group pinata.


The slaves were collected that night. It turned out that Gail, the Transmuter, was actually quite fat - her own magic kept her slim. Naturally Karin was blamed for this and, while Therion still wanted the Transmuter, Karin had her face smashed into the wall a few times by an irate Hevisa until Hevisa got horny from all the violence and started fucking her.

...the aristocrats!


As was becoming more and more common, Karin was granted the privilege that night of spending it not only with Hevisa, but with Therion Himself as well.

She and Hevisa were brought before Him while He was still in his true, Dragon form. It was just the three of them this time - no other Succubi or minions present. Karin knew what he wanted and set about grinding against, caressing, and generally fawning over the Great Red Wyrm's neck. It burned - it always did. His body was so hot that physical contact with it was painful. But the pleasure of what came after - of His and her affections - was worth that pain - and the pain that followed.

"You entertain Me, cow." Gods above, He complimented her! "You are amusing, little human. And Hevisa seems to have taken a liking to you." Hevisa seemed to affirm His assessment by pulling Karin away, kissing her deeply, and then slapping her hard across the face and screaming at her to pay more attention to the Worldsmasher. Oh, Hevisa.

"Would you like to know a secret, little human? How I have eluded My twilight?" He laughed before she could answer. "Of course you would, slut. You crave knowledge almost as much as you crave cock - you fancy yourself learned because you have managed to become one of the least moronic retards - you confuse being the tallest midget with actual tallness." Hevisa pulled Karin away once more, aroused by His insulting her. "Your service will be rewarded with information. You will continue to serve Me well, and future rewards may be forthcoming, little whore. My glory is such that even retarded little harlots like yourself cannot help but be made grand by it."

Hevisa smiled at her blonde pet. "You are lucky, my little Mane, He grants you an honor a filthy little cumguzzling cocksleeve of a dyke like yourself does not deserve." She purred.

"Long ago, before your ancestors had even mastered literal fire, let alone begun to crudely imitate the fire of My kind, there was a great war. A war unlike any other." He said. "I was there." Hevisa purred softly. "A war between the illithids and everyone else, for the sake of all creation. The flayers lost, although they had slain many gods.
Divinity, as you know, is a strange thing. It does not fade easily. Though there was a god slain here in asul, his essence lingered. In his corpse, and in his belongings. Part of his belongings were entrusted with the foolish heironeans, for safe-keeping. Thousands of years later they would forge a sword from it - to kill Me." Therion laughed. "I appreciate that you tiny mewling retards at least could appreciate that it would take a god to kill a god. Your beloved saint, melinde, was given this sword hoping to thwart Me from doing something I never intended to do." He smiled. "I claimed her, I claimed the sword, I claimed the essence of a god. I claimed this and more, as it is My birthright, My destiny, My nature."

Hevisa was overjoyed at the repetition of all this, listening to something she already knew with manic joy. "He will destroy this world soon." She breathed softly. "Smash it when He has taken the last things He desires from it, and move elsewhere. His glory cannot be shackled here any longer. He is a demigod now, but this is only the beginning." She breathed excitedly.

"Melinde's attempt to save this world was its doom. I will not lie to you, cow, because although you are very, very, stupid, you are less so than most of your ilk. I am not yet a true god, merely a demigod, but soon, very soon, I shall burn this world in the fires of my rebirth, and I shall claim that which is Mine." He smiled. "But there remains work, here, to be done. There are still some of My things which I would like to have brought directly into My possession. I shall be sending you and the other shitheads to harkinia soon. You will obtain for Me that which is Mine. Serve Me well and I shall continue to reward you over the other faggots. Serve Me poorly and you shall share in their fates like the cockhungry little idiot you are."

"Your time runs short, little human. The end is coming."


The next day the group was brought before the Worldsmasher. He was smiling, Hevisa by his side, in a grand hall decorated with the corpses of all manner of Dragons. "Sup, faggots?" He purred happily, before grabbing Fitha. "I'm thinking of a number..."

I am *really* unhappy with how I wrote Therion this time but I want things moving and the big revelation had to happen sooner rather than later. Sorry. Better now and sub-par than later.

07-03-2012, 09:12 PM
Oh man He is going to crush me, fuck.
"Is it 42?"

07-03-2012, 09:28 PM
Therion looked at Fitha before hurling her at the ground, hard (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3593520/).

"I did not ask you for your opinion on the matter, cow!" Therion roared, flames billowing from His nostrils before He and Hevisa, and then obviously everyone else, erupted into laughter.

"I have a task for you. You're going to fuck it up, I am sure, but it will be amusing to watch you shitheads try and not to. You are going to go to Harkinia and wreck the place up. Bring Me back My stuff. Also the princess has a great pair so there's that too." He shrugged. "But first, you, furball." the Dragon nodded towards Gnoryc. "Fuck off. You smell. The rest of you whores - I am bored! Beat the shit out of each other, or something. And keep it interesting! You sluts have to be good for something!"

Wellp. You heard the man. Dragon. Dragon-man. Dragon. (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html)

Eros: 20
Karin: 18
Fitha: 15

07-03-2012, 09:58 PM
Eros squeaked. Not only had she just un-pummeled her face from that little encounter with Gyronc, but she was also wearing the brand new frilly pink dress she was saving just to show to the Crimson King. He didn't seem to register her being there at all, let alone the outfit.

...Or, maybe, the marvelous Dark Lord just got all excited and he wanted to keep her around by making them fight? Yeah, that was it. He had like gazillions of people that he could watch fight. But he wanted to watch Eros! -and it would be totally embarrassing if he just told of the others to go away. Yeah! She'd make him real happy and get Hevisa to respect her with a coolish show, totally!

Fitha and Karin were still busy sizing each another up, ignoring the little one as was customary; So the dainty fairy fluffball took the opportunity to jump right in between and yank Karin's brassiere right off with her teeth...

Clothes-grab attack;

1d20+3=18 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3593554/)

I'm pretty sure that Karin doesn't have a higher unarmoured AC than that? Correct me if I'm wrong...

Eros is AC 13 (Unarmoured) and has 170 HP, anyway. If you guys could post this info too it would be borbony goodness. :o

07-06-2012, 12:54 PM
The feeling of tearing clothing is one that Karin was very familiar with. Glancing down she saw little Eros had taken her top. Oh well, what's the shame in showing off what you've got?

Either way, Fitha was much more of a target than Eros. Karin rammed her fist into Fitha's stomach. Trying to get an extra hit in, she punched with her other hand and missed. Too bad hand to hand combat wasn't one of her strong suits.

1d8+4=12 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3596614/)

Karin's AC is 15 and she has 75 HP

07-06-2012, 01:25 PM
Tearing Karin's clothes off didn't work so well last time, so Fitha took a different approach.

Fitha grabbed the Titmonsters head, but got punched in the gut again, luckily Fitha was a tough baddass and it was shrugged it off, Fitha slammed her head into Karin's twice.

Attacks:1d20+16=18, 1d20+11=27 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3596633/)
Damages:1d4+3=6, 1d4+3=7 =13 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3596636/)

Fitha HP: 82
AC: 25

07-06-2012, 04:13 PM
Still not content with being ignored, Eros yanked rather irately on the back of Fitha's hair; Karin was her original choice, but the bitch was just too tall in comparison.

Attack roll;
1d20+3=23 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3596882/)
(Possible crit...)
1d20+3=15 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3596951/)

Damage inflicted;
1d3+1=4 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3596968/)Miraculously, she slipped a little and actually did some damage! Eros herself was as surprised as anybody, standing there and reviewing the ripped-free grey tuft in her palm.

07-09-2012, 11:18 AM
Karin's head hurt like crazy. Now she knew that Fitha really did have a thick skull, no wonder she wasn't too bright.

The skull splitting headache was awful. All Karin wanted to do now was to get this over with and find a way to relieve the pain. The fastest way to do that was to use magic. Stepping back from the fight, she threw caution to the winds and cast Bull's Strength.

At least now she might have a chance to win.

Karin's HP: 56

07-09-2012, 11:36 AM
Therion and Hevisa seemed to be enjoying the show. Hevisa was cheering for Karin, although she seemed to get just as aroused and excited when Karin got hit. That said, at least she offered verbal support, spewing forth a creating and largely incoherent list of insults at Eros and Fitha, and all sorts of violent, sexual, and often physically impossible suggestions for Karin.

Neither she nor Therion seemed to think Karin's spell constituted cheating - although who knew how much they'd tolerate.

07-09-2012, 12:50 PM
"Fuck you, cheating whore!"
Fitha ran over to Karin and grabbed her tits, shocking them.

Shocking Grasp Atttack:1d20+16=30 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3600154/)
Damage: 5d6=15 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3600158/)

07-10-2012, 12:35 AM
"Guys! Guys! Hey!" Eros basically just ended up hollering for attention whilst the other two got it on not-nice style. The petite priestess was getting a bit teary about her height, even.

Is that why her marvelous brilliant god of skewering couldn't be seen with her? 'cause she was just too damn small and scrawny?

"Guys... I... didn't even practice this, but... I'm gonna use my super special power, okay... Guys, you listening?... :<"

Suddenly, a titantic pale thing appeared out of the corner of their eyes, nearly seven foot tall and with long, wiry legs. The golden mass of hair erupting from it's oversized, bug-eyed head made it look like an abominable festival tree come to life...

Fuck. It was Eros. She gone all, like, giant and shit!

"...Oh... Hey... Tiny people... You seen blonde princess and blue deemon around? (`・ω・&#180;)”"

Eros cast Righteous Might (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/righteousMight.htm)!

New stats;
HP 200
AC 14

07-12-2012, 07:03 PM
Even though Eros was much larger than she used to be, she wasn't more than a large child. Children were never a threat.

Returning her full concentration to the woman who had just shocked her breasts, Karin decided to return the favor. Just with more class.

Doing a little dance like move, she landed in a split and uppercut Fitha in her lady bits. On connection, her touch spell sent electricity arcing across the blue girls armor.

"Don't mess with the masters, sweetie."


Actual Physical Collision: 1d8+6=13 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3604799/)

Spell: 5d6-10=13 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3604805/)

I already took out the resistance to electricity that Fitha has.

Karin's HP: 41

07-15-2012, 09:08 AM
Fitha dropped to her knees, clutching herself and swearing a lot.

07-15-2012, 11:31 PM
"Dawww~, they think they're all big and stuff!..." Eros wrapped her arms around Karin from the behind, giving her a hug-come-stranglehold whilst making all manner of bizarre cooing noises. She went ahead and gnawed on the back of the wizard's head with her now-huge teeth, too.

Apparently she learnt her her lovin' techniques from the best...

Grapple attack!-

Karin gets an attack of opportunity first, so if you can cause damage Eros with one, ignore this.

Failing that, she needs to beat a grapple check of 22 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3609680/), or else sustains a whole 5 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3609695/) HP in damages. She also won't be able to attack normally until she breaks free, namely trying to best Eros in another round of grappling. :I

07-19-2012, 04:12 PM
Karin felt the teeth scrape her head. No matter who you were that was just gross and Karin didn't feel like becoming Eros' meal or whatever Eros' was trying to do with her. It was very unclear what was going on in the demented girls head.

Breaking free from her grasp, Karin moved towards Fitha.

"The best part about-"

She drew her fist back

"-this is that-"

The fist connected with Fitha's stomach.

"-I could do it. All. Day."

Her spell started and lightning raced across the demon's body once again. Oh, the joys of beating on someone you didn't like in the first place.


Physical: 1d8+6=12 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3614752/)

Spell: 5d6-10=10 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3614763/)

Total: 22

07-19-2012, 04:29 PM
"So can I!"
Fitha grabbed Karin's arm, Electrocuting her again.
"you fucking cunt!"
Attack:1d20+16=24 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3614800/)
Damages:5d6=18 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3614807/)
Fitha at 30 hp

07-19-2012, 04:58 PM
Damn, there was alot of antilove between those two.

Eros wondered what it was really like to be in antilove. Was it like normal love? Did you swoon in daydreams of fondly bashing the other's head in? Did you dream of getting anti-married, spending the rest of your lives being bodily awful to one another, and some day decide to have antikids?... As far as the gangly preistess was concerned, the answer was obviously yes.

Jealous, she was.

"I wan' antilove toooo~. ;^;" Her arms grasped around behind an unexpecting Fitha all of a sudden, repeatedly gnawing on the side of her neck... It was a bit hard to tell if she was playing, or just rubbish at biting, through, really.

Eros grapples.

Fitha gets a free attack on her, but if she fails to inflict damage on her, needs to resist a grapple instead. She'd need to beat Eros' roll of 29 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3614851/). Failing that, she is inflicted with 7 HP (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3614854/) damage instead, and needs to try and resist a grapple again next turn instead of attacking.

Edit; It worked!

...But what Eros did do was put Fitha off balance, grabbing her horns and norksickles, that it totally defused the blu demofeme and caused her to fall back into the fluffy dumbasses' grasp. Somehow, it had worked!

07-19-2012, 05:21 PM
Fitha was close to being finished. Karin knew it, heck Eros probably even knew it and she was messed up in the head.

Going in for the knockout, Karin quickly stepped forward and brought one fist into Fitha's squirming stomach and then brought the other one smashing into her head.

Fitha was out cold. Satisfaction from the impact flooded through Karin's body.

Now all that's left was the Erosbeast. Karin was so close to winning she could almost taste it.

1d8+6=14, 1d8+6=12 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3614876/)

07-19-2012, 05:31 PM
"Antilove! Antilove!" Eros howled with joy, faceplanting into Karin's chest and trying to hug the life out of her...

Grappling again. Same as last time.

If Karin's attack of opportunity fails, she'd need a 25 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3614892/) to escape the grapple. It would also inflict 4 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3614894/) HP in damage.

07-19-2012, 05:59 PM
"Get off of me!"

Being handled by a large Eros wasn't exactly on Karin's 10 things she wants to do before she dies list. She punched wherever she could and surprisingly got in a decent hit.

Karin slid out of the girl's grip and got ready to attack any part of her she could hit. She stepped on Eros' foot and then slammed her knee into her stomach.

It was gonna take a long time to defeat her.

1d8+6=11 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3614916/)

1d8+6=8, 1d8+6=14 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3614930/)

07-19-2012, 06:16 PM
It felt like punching kneaded dough. Eros wasn't so much physically tough as remarkably resistant to pain; And simply getting somebodies' attention enough for them to attack her made her face light up regardless of a cringingly sore stomach.

"Antilove! Ant-ee-loe-vu!~"

Her attack was made of more grabbing, kissing, biting. More frantic this time. Perhaps she didn't actually know how to punch?

More grapple! Grappu! Grappu!

Attack of opportunity. 22 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3614944/) to beat grapple, or another 4 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3614946/) HP damage and grappleness sustained.

07-19-2012, 06:33 PM
"Can't you actually fight? That's my head you're trying to consume!"

Karin poked Eros in the eye as best as she could. It worked to get out of the grip of the beast.

She punched the Erosbeast in what the hoped was the knee and then slammed another one into her gut.

1d8+6=14, 1d8+6=10, 1d8+6=11 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3614972/)

07-19-2012, 06:53 PM
Eros screeched and recoiled from Karin's eye jab, clearly remembering what happened last time such things were involved. The twisted smile remained, but she was too busy desperately nursing her eye to try and block the coming blows.

Something within her little magical brainstem failed, and she reverted back to normal pint size. She fell onto her butt and didn't want to get back up again.

"...Antilavu.... Antilavu.... king impaler-sama..."

07-19-2012, 09:42 PM
The Erosbeast had lost the beast part of herself. Finally Karin was able to finish the fight. She failed to pull off her combo and she just managed to kick Eros in the head before she dropped.

Oh well, if she would've been successful things probably would've gotten a load messier.

08-06-2012, 04:52 PM
Hevisa hurled herself on Karin with a happy squeal and decided to take her then and there.
Later that night, Karin was granted the privilege of a solo-session with Therion. The other ladies, for having lost, were granted the privilege of their choice of Otyugh or Ettin, while Hevisa and her friends watched. How lucky!


A few days later the group were led by several of His Dragonkin to a small - by Worldbreaker Keep standards, where many rooms were massive due to the need to house the three-hundred foot long ambulatory rape volcano that lived there - chamber with a teleportation circle. Hevisa was seated upon a nude male on all fours and covered in scars and open wounds from her claws and teeth. She smiled as they entered rising and embracing Karin with a deep kiss and continuing to grope and fondle her while kissing licking along her neck and cleavage even as she addressed the group.

"The Worldsmasher is sending you lot to ~ mmm so big ~ get Him His shit back." She purred. "He wants Princess Eija, her slut of a mother alive, and also that Mermaid bitch. But you fuckheads better come back with lots of bitches and loot. And bring me back some guys! This one's broken!" She pushed off Karin roughly, stomped over to Eros, and slapped her hard. "PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M FUCKING SPEAKING YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHITSUCKING COCKNUT!" She screamed before smiling and embracing Fitha. "The fuck are you wearing and where are your tits. I mea- wait. Oh for fuck's sake! You cocksleeves can't take the furball there looking like that! Are you fucking inbred!" She pushed off Fitha and glared at Karin. "MAGIC HIM INTO SOMETHING ELSE YOU STUPID FUCKING COW!"

08-06-2012, 04:58 PM
Karin decided to transform Gnoryc into a form that would accentuate his talents, well, at least one of the two. A mule was a fitting animal for the brute. A gorilla would work better, but Karin was sure that they couldn't pass that off. Even if he couldn't smash anything he could still carry loot.

Too bad she couldn't do anything about his looks. He was one ugly mule.

08-06-2012, 05:14 PM
Hevisa smiled warmly at Karin before punching her hard in the stomach and laughing. "Now listen the fuck up, little manes," she purred, her voice sensual and full of sex once again. "He wants wnats them alive, obviously, but you're free to have some fun with them. JUST DON'T FUCKING BREAK THEM!" She yelled in Gnoryc's direction. "You'll like the princess, cow-tits," she said to Karin, straightening the coughing girl up and kissing her deeply. "She's almost as busty as you. Almost. I don't think anyone has big fat udders as gross and ridiculous and disgusting and lovely and hot as yours, my little mane." Except, you know, Hevisa herself.

"When you're done trashing the place and getting Him His stuff - AND GIFTS FOR ME YOU INGRATEFUL LITTLE COCK SHITS. YOU DIDN'T EVEN COMPLIMENT THIS BIKINI I'M WEARING. IT MAKES ME LOOK GREAT DOESN'T IT!?" Hevisa screamed in Karin's face before slapping her hard, turning around, and bending over a bit. "Doesn't my ass look fantastic?" she smiled before glaring at Fitha. "You're jealous, aren't you, no-tits. Admit it!" She smashed Fitha's face into the wall before laughing and shrugging. "Anyway, here, shitheads." She snapped her fingers and a Quasit appeared from being invisibile, dragging four bags of what sounded like coins. Hevisa grabbed them and kicked the Quasit into a wall, splattering it, before smacking one of the bags hard into Karin's chest, smashing another into Fitha's face, hurling one at Eros' face, and slamming one down hard on Gnoryc's mule-back.

"It's gold, shitheads." She drawled. "You'll want a cover, I guess, so you can sneak around without people knowing. DON'T FUCK UP." She smiled warmly and pulled Karin close, pressing up against her. Just her touch was nearly as good as sex with other people. "You'll make me proud, won't you my little mane?" She breathed huskily, leaning in close. "Because if you don't, I'll fucking tear your eyes out through your filthy fucking sexhole, and shove them back in place through your ass." She said, still in the same flirty tone and with a big manic smile.

I'll warp you all when Reg shows up or at 8 PM, whatever comes first. Gnoryc still has his 'intelligence' but he can't speak except in... uh... what do you call the sound a mule makes?
If anyone has reactionposts or feels like asking Hevisa a question, go for it. And knowledge check results happen when I warp.

08-06-2012, 06:34 PM
Gnoryc stood up on his hind legs and tried picking up the gold with his hooves.

08-06-2012, 06:39 PM
Eros bounced up and down on her heels with miniature sack of gold, super excited despite now also having a split lip.

A present from from my brilliant love! And a vacation! And I get to dress up! It's the best day ever!

08-06-2012, 06:58 PM
The teleport circle saw the three ladies and their mule deposited in a small wooded thicket. Judging by the visible landmarks, the town of Onkled was not far to the West, and likewise for Harkinia castle and it's surrounding city to the East.

First order of business seemed simple: Get established, get something of a cover, and get a place to store slaves and loot away from prying eyes. Maybe the smaller town was better?

What do?

Map of Harkinia - and other goodies - coming soon. Until then, deal with it. You'll be dicking around a town at first, anyway, so world map not needed yet.
Think of this like that tutorial segment from Twilight Princes, only not completely awful and so fucking terrible you never want to play that god damn game again.
Seriously. Shit was worse than Kingdom Hearts II.

08-06-2012, 07:53 PM
Karin knew that she would have to make a decision in where they were headed. Eros couldn't think a complete sentence while Fitha probably just wanted to kill everything. Oh, and even if Gnoryc wasn't a mule it wouldn't make much of a difference.

"Let's head to the smaller town to start with. Maybe we'll find information on abandoned places."

Mostly, Karin just wanted to get this done so she could go back and enjoy some time with Hevisa. Oh, how she would love to stay with Hevisa instead of have to babysit this group of idiots.

08-06-2012, 08:12 PM
Fitha went over to Gnoryc and mounted him, fuck walking.
"Sure, whatever."
Fitha grabbed a potion and downed it, transforming her into something a little more elvish (http://i.imgur.com/ACgR0.gif)

Fitha will now spend the rest of the trip in Link cosplay, drinking potions every 30 minutes.
To clarify, Fitha was already wearing the costume, those potions don't effect her gear as far as I know.

08-06-2012, 08:26 PM
Eros was somehow already bearing a different outfit; A pink skirt, yellow shawl and apron, even completed by a little Therion medallion to round it off (http://g39.picoodle.com/ltd/img39/2/9/25/fudewinsky/f_upxj8m_aac5850.jpg).

"Yaaayyyyy!~" She made a noise, still dancing just as she had before the teleport. "Let's go be nice to people!"

08-06-2012, 09:13 PM
Onkled was a reasonably large and rather active town. It housed a large windmill and, Karin knew, an extensive undercity. Of course, lots of cities had undercities throuhhgout Asul, and oftne they were just full of shit - literally and figuratively. Most likely the rest of the group weren't looking forward to meeting another Otyugh unless they had good reason to do so.

Naturally, Karin got looks from pretty much everyone - lust from the men, and envy or sometimes lust from the ladies. Even ignoring her two enormous twins, Karin would have stood out - she towered over the Half-Elves much as she did over Fitha and Eros.

Also people were kind of confused why Fitha was riding a mule.

08-06-2012, 09:17 PM
Gnoryc just glared at the villagers as he walked by.

08-07-2012, 12:10 PM
All the looks from the people more or less inflated Karin's ego. What's the problem in showing off what you've got if what you've got is good? That's right. Absolutely nothing.

As much as Karin would like to go and check out the library in town, she wasn't completely sure if the others knew how to read, much less how to act inside a library. The only other sensible option was to find someplace that served alcohol so they had something to do while she poked around for information.

"Let's head to a pub and we can get a drink or two and maybe learn something about this dump."

Gather Info Check:
1d20+4+2=20 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3655626/)

08-15-2012, 08:08 PM
The people of Onkled didn't seem particularly wary or distrustful of outsiders. It was a large town, after all, and it's not like Elves or Humans were particularly isolationist, let alone Half-Elves. It also didn't help that Karin not only didn't seem to mind when people spoke to her chest rather than her face, but clearly was 'accidentally' brushing up on people a lot, leaning over a lot, and generally using what the gods gave her to charm her way into information.

Rumor speaks of the notes of a flute being heard in a copse of trees west of the town, but with no sign of the source. Some say that the sound is an illusory one, being used by some monster(s) in the woods to lure in victims. Others say that the origin is a benign ghost who will not rest easy in his grave for some reason. Others still simply attribute it to the wind in the branches and overly superstitious travellers.
Other townsfolk mentioned a good Witch who dwells in a hut just North of town and who will tell her visitors' fortunes for a small fee.
Most interesting of the rumors Karin heard was that within the labyrinthine depths below Onkled was the lair of a guild of thieves which had once operated in the town. Supposedly much of their treasure and loot remains there to this very day. No adventurer has yet found the lair, though, and many who venture into the Undercity never return - besides the filth, fumes, and vermin, the Undercity is rife with the Undead and, it is said, even worse horrors. According to legend a creature known only as Dazha is imprisoned somewhere within the Undercity. Dazha's exact nature varied depending on who was asked, but it seems Dazha is some manner of Shadow Outsider or Fiend.

08-15-2012, 08:21 PM
Whoever said that having good looks and a nice body never gets you anywhere was wrong. Karin managed to get just enough information to devise a new plan of attack. The Thieves Den in the Undercity sounded like a great place to set up camp and store loot. If they could find it, that is. It shouldn't be too hard, seeing as they had a bunch of resources, a.k.a., Karin's breasts.

Might as well try to get into the Undercity for a look around.

First things first, Karin managed to get a room for the three of them who were more normal looking. Gnoryc lost out and had to stay outside.

08-15-2012, 10:04 PM
Eros had already managed to get punched in the face by one of the bar patrons after trying to copy Karin's sweet moves, probably because they instantly assumed she was a pick pocket or druggie...

The waitress felt sorry for her through, and gave her some super frothy bitter juice in exchange for those cool shiny metal circles Eros had found in the man's pocket earlier. Another nice man gave her some powder stuff that made her brain all good-fuzzy.

Her light-hearted pipsqueak songs seemed to drive the local driving horses into a rampage after that.

Twenty minutes in one bar, and this place was already looking great!

Perched on that inn bed, her sparkling eyes and frenzied grin seemed wider than ever. :3

09-06-2012, 09:26 PM
The trio of women managed to find their own ways to pass the time, with Karin ocassionally sneaking off to re-cast Polymorph on Gnoryc to keep the Gnoll in his mighty mule form.

Eventually, well after sundown, the group snuck off, Gnoryc in tow, towards a sewer grate in a quiet part of town. They kept a look-out while waiting for Karin's Polymorph to wear off. It was a simple matter for Gnoryc to remove the grate to the Undercity, and so the quartet dropped down and into the sewers, with Eros carrying the torch.


They landed in foul, ankle-deep, waste-water. On the bright side, the water was brown but seemed to have a higher water to waste ratio - and there were no visible turds to be seen floating in it. On the down-side, the stench was still overpowering enough that all were taken back by it - and Fitha even puked up her lunch.

The chamber they were in was a long flowing stream of filth. Only two ways to go, for now, but no idea what led where. Obviously they'd need to figure out some methodology for their aimless wandering, lest they be stuck in pooland forever.

Karin, Eros, and Gnoryc are each sickened for 7 minutes. Fitha is spending her 7 minutes vomiting and retching, after which she will be sickened for the next 24 hours. I'm not going to bother mentioning the rollplay penalties of being nauseated - which is what Fitha is - because I assume you lot are going to wait until you all feel better and she stops puking. As for being Sickened, it is a -2 penalty on all attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks.
In terms of roleplay, being sickened is feeling, well, sick and queezy, but you're still functional. Karin is certainly well enough to mock Fitha, and Eros is well enough to say something inane and unhelpful.

09-06-2012, 09:42 PM
The smell of the sewer was like a brick wall. Good thing that there wasn't any visible waste or Karin might have ended up like Fitha. Puking her brains out.

While Fitha couldn't really talk was a great time to make fun of her, but to be safe from the vomit that she could launch her way, Karin backed up a little.

"Looks like the Mighty Fitha can't even handle the smell of this place. If she just gets all nauseated over this, what will happen when we actually get to start killing things and other smells come at her?"

Karin may not feel well, but if she could still talk, she could still mock others.

Oh, and it's not like she was the one who lost her lunch.

09-06-2012, 10:32 PM
Eros just stood around in the muck, smiling as always. If she was just tollerating the smell or was indeed too stupid to pick it was anyone's guess.

"Blu demin ghurlz a puekin, aw?" Noises. Words? She made squeeky noises whilst rubbing the Ayanu's back affectionately. "We doin' that now? I seen dat party once and I didn' do the right thing, and... and..."

The shortarse preistess suddenly turned away, puffed out her cheeks and then huffed, almost making a mocking immitation of the state Fitha was currently in...

Then returned to holding the demon woman's hair?

"...Naw, didn't work then neither. Man, Blu demin, red lines, you are so talented..."

A look of admiration? What?


09-06-2012, 11:03 PM
Karin wasn't very familiar with sewers. It's not like she normally walks next to people's waste looking for a mythical place. The only thing they could do is walk around until they either die or find it.

"We should probably just wander around in here until we find something interesting. We'll start after our champion stops heaving her lunch."

09-06-2012, 11:07 PM
It took about 18 minutes of searching before the group managed to locate what appeared to be promising. A sturdy, closed, wooden door on a raised portion of the sewer. If nothing else, it was worth exploring since it would be a nice change of pace to not be ankle or knee deep in diarrhea.

Of course, by this point Eros had been bitten by rats or cut herself several times already. Nothing bad can happen from exposing an open wound (possibly from a filthy rat) to water full of shit and piss, right? Also Karin's Bear's Endurance had worn off.

Would Karin re-cast Bear's Endurance and possibly Bull's Strength before going on ahead? Would they check the door for traps or simply have Eros open it and laugh if/when it shot a snake into her face or something? Would they just have Gnoryc break it down? Would they just give up their silly quest and decide to become sewer dwellers, eventually degenerating into Morlocks? Who knows!?

09-07-2012, 11:12 AM
Fitha drew her longsword and whacked Eros' ass with the flat.
"Open the door you little turd."

09-07-2012, 12:06 PM
"Oh man, you wan' me ta open tha door? You thinkin' I can open a door? Is tha what chu think?" Eros made more noises, now with extra wide eyes and blushing for some reason. "You couldla picked anybody butchur pikkin me? You're the best, blu spike head of lovely face. ('⊙ω⊙')"

Yeah, the cleric went ahead and tried to open it.

09-28-2012, 03:28 PM
Naturally, the door was trapped and doused Eros in a gout of fire. The flaming Cleric was 'saved' by Karin calmly shoving her into the poo-water.



The halls of the thieves' guild was full primarily of traps, which were handled primarily by triggering them with Eros, or sometimes Gnoryc. The Gnoll, unlike the Eros, eventually caught on to what Karin and Fitha were doing and stopped agreeing to open doors or step on pressure-plates.

There were some skeletons, too, though. They weren't much of a threat to anyone though.


Eventually the quartet of psychopaths found themselves at the end, and what appeared to be the door to a vault. No doubt this one was trapped. The doors were large, metal - lead by Karin's guess, to stop scrying - and locked. This was probably where the loot was! And they had found a key! The key would open the door, but probably would not disarm any traps. Thankfully, there was Eros.

Of course, who knows. Thieves are possessive about shit. Odds are there was probably one or more ghosts in the next room. Best prepare.

Cast any buffs you want before going in. Also Gnoryc took 25 points of damage from traps and monsters. Fitha and Karin took none because their AC is high enough that odds are no skeletons could hit them. Karin is ruled as having used up all her Disrupt Undead spells but otherwise relied on her unarmed combat more than her spells. Eros took some damage too, I forget how much off hand, Reg rolled it a day ago or so, and it's up to Eros how many of her healing she used fixing herself or the others.
Fitha is still under the effect of the poo-gas, though, so she's still got that penalty.

09-28-2012, 09:10 PM
Eros was a little discouraged but still smiling. Her toasted heiny seemed to regenerate all by itself, even, whenever she got into one of those smoochy daydreams about a certain loverboy titanic dragon of endless torture and dispair. Walking around in wee wee probally should have bothered her, too, really, but all she really appeared was perhaps a bit cold.

Ignorance is bliss, like a boss. ('v')

When she played with Gnoryc's cheeks like a puppy, it strangely made him feel pretty good too...

Eros heals herself by 47HP (Already sent Kodos the rolls ages ago), back up to full health. Gnoryc is healed by 24 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3714277/)HP. She used three cure moderate wounds in total.
The next door probally would have already been open if she knew what keys were and what they did.

10-04-2012, 05:22 PM
"Come here, Eros. I've got another job for you."

Karin knew that the little blonde had no idea that she was just the group punching bag. She could also heal herself, so no worries if a trap was sprung. Too bad Gnoryc caught onto the fact that a door is a trap. It was fun while it lasted.

Taking out the key Karin pointed to the part of the key that goes into the lock and said as if she were talking to a small child,

"You see this part here? Put this end into this hole. You twist it this way until the door is able to be opened. Then you can open it and look inside very first."

Hopefully the little blonde understood what she was told. Karin didn't want to have to explain this more than once and she wasn't quite sure if she could explain it in a simpler way. It wasn't easy being smarter than the rest of the party combined.

10-04-2012, 06:20 PM
Eros looked at the head of the key whilst holding it upsidedown, held it up and looked down the shaft, then over to the lock on the heavy doors before them, confusedly.

"...Am I... the boy?" She squeeked. It was like watching a dog being given a plate of vegitables. Suddenly, she embraced some of the empty hand cuffs she had brought along and examined them thuroughly. The big key Karin gave her, funnily enough, did not fit inside one of them. "...These open?..."

"...Erm... no?..."

It took her several moments to even remember the door existed again.

"...Ah... Sorry... princess honey-hair, ladyeesheep darlin'... Didn't you want something?... ('^_^')"


It took a full ten minutes in the end. And even then, Karin had to put the key in the door for her and then run away whilst telling her to turn it...

10-04-2012, 06:25 PM
The door, unsurprisingly, was magically trapped, exploding outwards about Eros in a mix of fire, electricity, and cold.

Still, the door opened.


The vault was a rectangular room about 50x35 feet (http://i.imgur.com/jBXSy.png). There were mounds ankle high of coins of various metals along the walls, with chests filled with other riches atop them. Score! A single small grate in the ceiling leading all the way up to the surface, apparently, was clearly illuminating about 10 feet in the center of the room and providing dim, but sufficient light to the rest.

Maybe there were some useful magic items in the chests, or under the coins? Therion wouldn't mind them using it as long as they didn't break it before they got it to him. Besides, they'd have to take account of everything, anyway. Although given that only Fitha and Karin were remotely literate and able to keep records, the task would no doubt fall on them. Of course, they could always fudge the record. Keep a little extra for themselves to present to Therion and gain His favor.

Eros takes 6 fire damage, 1 electric damage, and 3 cold damage. I don't think she has any resistances so the energy types are unimportant and in total she just takes 10 damage. (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3721722/)

10-04-2012, 06:37 PM
"Eros and Gnoryc, open the chests so we can see what's inside. Fitha, get ready to take inventory."

The grate seemed like a strange thing to have in a room like this. If this room was so hard to find, why was there a grate in here and where in relation to the town was the grate located on the surface.

10-04-2012, 06:43 PM
Eros started opening chests at random, pretty stary-eyed about the idea of giving all these 'shiny circles' to her dashingly lovely torturous overlord of sexy death.

10-04-2012, 07:04 PM
As soon as Eros has opened one of the chests, the doors slammed shut on their own, the room feeling colder.

Oh, and then a screaming, ghost-thing appeared by Eros. Oh, and it was on fire.


The area in the yellow circle is the light area. Everywhere else is dim lighting. The dim lighting wont affect your ability to see the ghost or hit it though since it is kind of on fire and making its own light. MAYBE IT HAS SOME OTHER EFFECT? HEY LISTEN. WATCH OUT. HELLO.
Fire Goast

10-05-2012, 03:07 PM
Nothing like running right into some light. Maybe it had some ability that could help Karin out.

Even if it didn't, the heat from the sun felt pretty great.

But yeah. Time to take this ghost down. Karin decided to hit it with a magic missile.

Direct hit!


Maximized damages:

10-05-2012, 03:42 PM
The cackling ghost-thing slammed a spectral hand into (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3723016/)- fairly literally - Eros, sapping her vitality and burning her all at once.

The Ghost ignores AC for its touch attack. Eros takes 10 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3723019/) damages. Half the ghost's damage is fire, which only matters for Fitha and, I think, Karin. I forget how Resistance whichs he has perma-cast on herself works. If it's saves or energy damage.

To facilitate posting, here is some info since I have to run out later for some errands and possibly friends.
The Ghost's AC is 20 and he has a 50&#37; chance to ignore physical attacks unless the weapon is magic. When the ghost takes 47 damage from where he is now, stop posting because A Thing Will Happen. Also if Eros tries to move away he will attack of opportunity her. Just re-roll everything I rolled here.

10-05-2012, 04:13 PM
"Karin are you fucking stupid!? Make It go into the light" Fitha yelled in abyssal.

10-05-2012, 05:24 PM
Eros just screamed incoheriently and ran away. Evil fog tends to do that to simple-minded death god fangirls.

I mean, it's not like she had piles and piles of positive energy spells or anything...

The ghost inflicts another 14 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3723146/) damage via attack of opertunity.


The ghost's claws managed to catch her across the back, but really, she just seemed way to confused by the experience to really be in pain.

"Bad cloud! That is not how antilove!"

10-05-2012, 06:56 PM
Gnoryc just ignored the ghosty thing for now, and kept searching through the treasure.


10-14-2012, 11:52 AM
Fitha moved away from the rest of the party and enchanted her longsword.
I can't edit the map, so Fitha is 4 squares down from the ghastly ghost. Her sword also has the cold enhancement.

10-17-2012, 09:26 PM
Karin decided she might as well get this over with. They had loot to go through and items to try out.

She let loose a bolt of lightning into the ghost. It seemed to be pretty effective.

And for round two she sent a few quickened magic missiles in it's direction. Direct hit.

Chain Lightning Damages:15d6=56 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3738619/)

Quickened Magic Missile damages: 5d4+5=17 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3738638/)

10-17-2012, 09:48 PM
Karin's five magic missiles struck the ghost right in its large, flaming, head knocking it off and onto the floor where it splattered into a puddle of burning ectoplasm. Immediately the laughing ghost grew a new head.
And then the severed head re-formed into a floating, flaming, head that started drifting off in a straight line, laughing and screaming.

Drifting towards Karin and Eros, the burning apparition passed into the light with a shudder - apparently the thing didn't like the light. It was fast, however, and caught the busty Wizard off guard, slamming (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3738657/) into her with one its burning hands. It's spectral touch metaphysically hurt, sapping of her life-force, but its flames burned real - nearly (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3738665/) setting her ablaze.

The floating head also attacked, opening its mouth to belch forth a ray of flame towards Karin although the blonde beauty was able to move with enough speed and grace to dodge (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3738671/) it.

Karin takes15 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3738660/) damages!

10-17-2012, 10:09 PM
"H-he's really really not enjoying himself!" Eros came to a sudden, fantastical realisation. "He is full of antilove because stuck in hole and nobody to antilove! ;_;"

Reaching out with hands wreathed in positive warmth and loving energy, the cleric attempted to sooth the monster by simply reaching out and hugging it...

Eros casts cure critical wounds on the ghost...

which causes 4d8+8*1.5=36 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3738680/) in damage since it's possitive energy and it's undead.

Kodos sayz to stop posting every time it looses 72 HP since THING happens. And it also takes 1.5 damage whilst in the light.
It didn't seem to enjoy it very much.

Actually, it seemed to be positively hating the expeirience, shreiking and bursting into glowy magical flares.

Eros contemplated if she had screwed up the act of hugging and actually managed to murder someone by accident again.

She really had to stop doing that. :/

10-17-2012, 10:42 PM
While looking for treasure, Gnoryc suddenly felt a bit warmer, so he looked behind himself to see the fire ghost doing battle with his comrades. "O ya we gotta deal wit this thing." He spun around at the ghost, and attacked it multiple times with his scimitars, landing every swing.

attack rolls

damage rolls
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3738727/ = 37
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3738728/ = 24
61 damage

10-18-2012, 05:05 PM
The ghost, sufficiently damaged, repeated the process from earlier, spawning a second laughing, spinning, disembodied head.

10-18-2012, 05:32 PM
Fitha came up behind the ghost, and swung at it.
Attack: 1d20+16=28 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3739891/)
Damage:1d8+1d6+6=18 x 1.5 =27 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3739900/)

10-19-2012, 06:12 PM
Karin jumped back out of the light to avoid more contact with the ghost. It was throwing heads around like crazy. If it kept this up, there wouldn't be a safe point in the room.

Once at a safe distance she shot a bolt of lightning at the ghost.

Good thing it couldn't hit the other members of her party.

Damages: 20d6=79 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3741593/)


10-19-2012, 06:29 PM
Another head spawned, naturally.

The three chittering heads vomited forth rays of flame, two at Karin, one at Gnoryc. The furball was struck (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3741611/) while the tits-with-mage-attached managed to avoid one ray but not the other. (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3741617/)

The ghost itself slammed its fists into Eros, twice (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3741615/) setting the poor girl on fire. (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3741623/)
12 damages to Gnoryc! (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3741613/)
12 damages to Karin! (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3741622/)
25 damages to Eros! (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3741618/)
Eros can extinguish herself as a full-round action. Otherwise she takes 2d6 points of Fire damage every round (on her turn, for simplicity's sake).

10-19-2012, 08:04 PM
"...Erm... I'm sorry, I don't really like you that much.... Did I make you think that I was lovin'? Sorry..." Eros seemed to simply erupt with a splash of water out of nowhere, which then promptly dissapeared along with the flame. "If I loved you, you could totally set me on fire... But, like, Therion likes to do that, and he totally loves me... And, like, it's not specail if you do it and I don't even know you, like? So please don't do that, okay? *3*"

Oops. Eros cancels action; Do something useful. Too busy gossiping.

10-21-2012, 11:05 PM
Gnoryc sniffed a patch of burnt fur where a fire beam had hit. He snarled and turned to attack the floating head that was in reach. It seemed like he hit it a few times, but there was no real effect...

10-30-2012, 06:05 PM
Once more, Karin let loose a bolt of lightning at the ghost. It wasn't easy to miss.

When would this thing just give up the ghost.

20d6=81 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3759183/)

10-30-2012, 06:16 PM
That seemed to do the trick, the ghost-thing giving an otherworldly wail before exploding into a wave of fire that washed over everyone and everything in the room. The fire was warm, but did not burn and faded almost instantly.

Hooray for Karin! Hooray for humongous tits with Wizards attached to them!

Now what?

If no one has any plans in particular for the rest of the night, I figure I'll warp ahead. But I do need to know
1. Who's taking stock of the loot.
2. What defenses if any you plan to set up.
3. What spells Karin and Eros prepare for the next day. Jai, Reg; you should probably set up a list or two of daily spells they prepare when not preparing more specialized lists. Just to make things easier on yourselves. Default loadouts.

As for other things you can do - you can try and poke around town at night - Karin and Fitha and Eros anyway. Gnoryc is a monsterman and can't. Karin can possibly try posing as a streetwalker to see if she can't get any male prisoners for later if she plans on summoning Demons or making Undead.

10-30-2012, 06:40 PM
"Eros, Gnoryc, go through all those boxes and pull out whatever you think looks interesting. Fitha, make sure they don't break anything and do all the counting for them. The Worldsmasher wouldn't be too pleased to hear that one of you guys messed things up."

Karin was ready to relax for the time being, but this wasn't the best looking place or the best looking company to relax with. A change of scene and faces would be great.

Preferably somewhere with people who could count to ten unassisted.

10-30-2012, 11:13 PM
Eros and Gnoryc spent most of the remainder of the night trying to remember how counting worked. In the end they came up with a tally of enough copper, silver, and gold coins to amount to 8000 GP, 16 gemstones of unknown value, and 15 pieces of art, fashion, and other luxury goods that, like the gems, needed appraising. Oh and there was some manner of leather gauntlets which Eros figured out were magic but had no idea what they were. Eros had enough sense to not put them, and Gnoryc similarly managed to resist the temptation to eat them.

Fitha spent the night doing whatever it was she did.

Karin teleported back to Worldbreaker Keep, jonesing bad for Hevisa. The Succubus was happy to see her, and after spending an hour fucking Karin's brains out, even let Karin slap her around a bit. When Karin returned in the morning, well rested all things considered. It was easy enough for Karin to Identify the gauntlets - apparently they were Gauntlets of Strength +8. Score! Also Karin appraised the value of the gems at 4655 GP, and the other stuff at 31960 GP. Double score!

Also some Kobolds had shown up from Therion during the night. Like, 5 of the smelly little guys. Immediately they began setting up some traps and digging tunnels.

It was a brand new day! Maybe they could find out about opportunities by asking around? Or maybe Karin had something else in mind? Something involving an old teacher of hers with a penchant for storing things in her cleavage?

Unlike Karin, though, the things this woman kept in her cleavage weren't smarter than Eros or Gnoryc - they weren't even alive. Eros might have been humiliated to learn that there were literally things living in the Wizard's cleavage that were smarter than her, but then again Eros probably didn't even know what intelligence was, let alone that it was desirable, or that it could be roughly quantified.

10-31-2012, 12:45 AM
Eros was so happy about all the shiney crap that they had found, quite certain that it was more than all the money in the world, and thus set about creating a celebratory feast for the three of them remaining behind. Nobody seen her cooking or anything, she just appeared in a maid outfit all of a sudden, tending to a massive table filled to the brim with mountains of foodstuffs so deathly sweet and exotic that they made nature weep...

The sugar-steak gateau with blood icing was delicious and chewy but tasted like no known animal or cake. The pink-iced yam with sprinkles similarly tasted nothing like anything. The roasted boar at least looked like a honey-glazed boar, but tasted mostly of cookies and cream. The only choice of drink was tea, freshly poured from a porcelin pot. It tasted of death by torture and cinnamon.

This is what happens when you let a person who doesn't know how a food works use food creation powers. :o

Hero's feast power, yo.
The kobolds got some too, of course. And that made Eros super happy. Now she was really really happy. And full of physically impossible cake-yam. And constantly making jittery smiley hand signals towards Gnoryc, willing him to eat more and more.

Maybe... Maybe it was a good idea to sleep with one eye open from now on? >_>

KODOSEDIT NOTE: Guise, I forgot to mention in my post. But do consider that you now have a pair of Gauntlets of Strength +8. That's p. badass. Gnoryc or Fitha might benefit from them, or Karin may decide "fuck you shitlords I'm wearing it."

Right now, Karin is the only one with Identify, and the only one with Appraise to my knowledge. So Karin alone knows the value of the loot, and the nature of the gauntlets. So it's up to Jai if Karin wants to let the others know what things are worth or what the gauntlet is. And obviously that will affect who ends up wearing it.

11-01-2012, 06:23 PM
Karin assumed everyone in the group knew the gauntlets were magic, seeing as the only other magic user was Eros and she would've told everyone who had ears. So, now to decide who deserves them.

Gnoryc was pretty strong on his own and he wasn't the brightest so he wouldn't be able to fully appreciate them.

Fitha at least knew how to write do basic math and might be able to appreciate them a little more.

Fitha it was.

"Make sure you're all careful with this loot, its worth more than all of you put together. Fitha, you get the chance to wear these."

Karin tossed Fitha the gauntlets.

"You better make sure you don't mess up or I'll give them to Gnoryc. Maybe you can go out and use them to lift some large rocks or something.

Now, tomorrow we're going to go capture one of my old teachers. Get everything you need today because if you don't you're gonna have a bad time."

11-01-2012, 07:23 PM
Fitha tossed her old gloves away and tried on the new gauntlets.
"I feel so strong I think I could..." Fitha grabbed Karins tits and raised them.
"Yes! I can lift gigantic boulders!"

11-01-2012, 07:41 PM
"Cool it."

Karin wasn't all too offended by that comment. It was actually one of the more witty things Fitha had ever said.

"The woman we're going to capture is named Viola. I get to be the one who presents her to Therion, but there will be lots of loot for the rest of you to give. Probably.

Also, we might be able to get a Wish out of some Genies, so don't mess this up."

11-02-2012, 02:25 PM
"Whatever, I'm gonna go play with these new gloves."
Fitha wandered off to find shit to lift.

11-02-2012, 07:56 PM


"...Chest Princess..."

"...help me..."

"...I think I'm preggies with cake... ;n;..."

Eros was already as prepared as she'd ever be, then. Shortarse didn't even seem to notice the gauntlets being handed out.

"...W...What's a Violer?..." There was a genuine air of mystery in her voice now. "And why... why does it have lots of loots?..."

11-04-2012, 08:45 PM
Gnoryc was still tossing food into his open mouth, pretty much inhaling it. He stopped for a moment, to share his knowledge. "A violer is some food dat walks around and you gotta kill it."

11-08-2012, 03:13 PM
Karin just ignored the stupidity coming from Eros and Gnoryc. It was better not to get involved with any of that.

"Okay, idiots. I need to go into town, so you all get to come along so I know you don't break anything. Gnoryc, you get the joy of being an ugly mule again, but I don't think you have the brain power to find it a boring experience."

Gnoryc was poly-morphed into the dumb looking animal and Karin set Eros on his back.

Karin's quasit changed into it's wolf form and made sure it was touching Fitha.

The group teleported to the outskirts of the town to avoid suspicion.

"Alright, I need to get some materials. You guys can buy whatever you can afford. I'm not your mother."

Karin headed to the shops and bought herself two tiny platinum shields.

Karin's GP: 70-50(25 for each shield) so 20

11-08-2012, 06:17 PM
Fitha bought herself 3 cure moderate wounds potions, then hung around the Inn, pretending to be an adventurer.

11-09-2012, 11:39 AM
Eros just spend her time doodling about the village well, singing a sweet melody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dt1yGwOWGc&feature=related) to herself that carried a soft and aluring tone. Before she knew it, half a dozen random villagers had stopped their daily toil and were just standing there, lovingly enthralled. So she stood ontop the edge of the well and continued...

Eros cast Enthrall, and then Unhallow.

Everybody within 250 ft is now freindly towards her. Everything within 40ft of the well is now subject to the circle against good power, aswell as rebuking dead getting a +4 bonus whilst turning dead gets a -4. >:3
It wasn't often that Eros was so appreciated like that. Left a really warm feeling in the gizzards, you know? ('u')

11-13-2012, 10:24 PM
Karin spent the day buying some spell components and poking around town, primarily looking for the red light districts and any alleyways that seemed like they could hide a body. Or several.

Which tied in with how she spent her night. Karin spent her night pretending to be a hooker. In fairness, given what Karin actually did for her bosses, hooker probably wasn't too far from her job description. Hooker/Hitwoman, really.

In any case, Karin, unsurprisingly, had very little trouble finding johns who were literally fighting for a chance with her. The blonde provided the expected services for four of them, making sure the other working girls saw her so as to create an air of legitimacy, while her other three johns winded up finding out what other sorts of things Karin could do with her body.

Karin ended up making 3 GP from her paying customers, and 16 GP more from the ones the knockout with the giant knockers knocked out.


Her hard night's work done, Karin gathered up the rest of the party to the alley where she'd stashed her unconscious victims, and teleported everyone back to their ~secret underground lair~


The lair was a bit different. For one thing, the Kobolds had continued their work of cleaning, setting up the furniture and torches they'd brought from Worldbreaker, and generally tidying up. Also the entire place smelled of Kobolds, which is to say of wet dog. Still better than the sewer, of course.

Also there were no live Kobolds to be seen, but the room Karin had teleported them to did have several of the little critters, dead.

Had someone found their lair? Or maybe Eros' cooking killed them?

Gee Scoob, looked like we got a mystery on our hands!

11-13-2012, 10:50 PM
Karin wondered if Viola had already made her first move. Seeing as all the kobolds were dead and her quasit couldn't smell anything, it had to be either one of two things.

An assassin or another ghost.

It was time to find out which one it was.

"Eros, lead in front, Gnoryc take back. Look for traps."

11-13-2012, 11:02 PM
Eros simply attempted to open the nearest door.

Funnily enough, it exploded and showered her in flames.

Eros takes 5d6=19 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3783085/) damage.

11-13-2012, 11:31 PM
Suddenly a woman (http://i.imgur.com/XDp0H.gif), materialized behind Karin and Fitha. She was from Southern Izumo by the looks of her, her ample bosom bouncing and jiggling with the practiced hypersexuality of a Kunoichi (or of Karin) and a ornate katana slung along her back. The leotard clad beauty didn't bother with her katana, though. The woman was clearly a Soulknife, among other things, the purple blade of mental energy plunging deep (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3783096/) into Fitha's back followed by two (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3783098/) quick strikes against Karin and then a final (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3783099/) fourth again against Fitha.

"Viola sends her regards, cow." The woman smiled, her voice dripping with confidence. In fairness, things were going well for her. Her accent also betrayed her origins in Southern Izumo.

The woman was quite gorgeous, and had the sort of chest Therion liked (although, like just about everyone, looked almost flat compared to Karin). Assuming she didn't murder anyone, Therion would certainly like her alive. Although if they did kill her, surely they could find some use for the corpse. Didn't some of Therion's sons go for the dead'uns?

No map because the room is small enough and its not like there are any features in it that will affect the fight. If for some reason one is necessary or you all want one, ask and I shall provide. I am assuming Karin and Fitha are within 5 feet of eachother, and that Gnoryc and Eros are on opposite sides of the room.
Mai spent the surprise round moving into position while still invisible, and her first round full-attacking Karin and Fitha. Eros is up.
Fail, you did complain the last boss was too easy. Enjoy your Ninja/Soulknife.

Fitha at 66/120 HP!
Karin at 38/75 HP!
Attack Rolls (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3783091/)

Mai = 29 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3783104/)
Fitha = 25
Gnoryc = 22
Eros = 16
Karin = 14

11-14-2012, 12:00 AM
Gnoryc took out one of his scimitars, and charged at the kunoichi. He slashed at her, wielding the sword with both hands.

Gnoryc uses POWER ATTACK
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3783124/ (-5 from power attack) = 35 crit?
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3783129/(-5 from power attack) = 26 no

damage = http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3783133/ = 12+4
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3783135/ +1 from humanbane weapon
+10 from power attack
+6 from favored enemy

33 dmg

11-14-2012, 12:03 AM
"Eros, you better use some healing magic or I will make sure I'm the one to kill you."

Karin wasn't too prideful to accept healing when she needed it.

11-14-2012, 12:08 AM
Eros sent out some soothing rays with nary a squeek.

Cure Moderate Wounds Mass

2d8+15=25, 2d8+15=24 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3783143/)2d8+15=24 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3783145/)

Karin gains +25 HP.
Fitha gains +24 HP.
Eros gains +24 HP.

11-14-2012, 12:24 AM
Glad that Eros did as she was told, Karin took a quick step back and cast Black Tentacles.

Loads of magic tentacles came out of the ground and started grabbing at Fitha, Gnoryc, and Mai. Only Gnoryc managed to wrestle himself free.

Two out of three was still failing.

Fitha and Mai are grappled.

Fitha's next grapple to beat:
1d20+23=29 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3783167/)

11-14-2012, 08:20 PM
Fitha swore up a malestrom and struggled violently.

Vs. DC 29 grapple roll...

1d20+16=25 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3784683/)

Erm... yeah... failed. That was like a rediculously hard roll.

Also, Reg is really awesome-great and you should give him free stuff.

No, this isn't him and all, why would you say that? This totally isn't him so you can't blame him for this crap happening, either. :o
Unfortunately it didn't seem to be quite enough and she was wrangled all over by the nasty black tendrils, utterly trapped.

11-14-2012, 08:26 PM
Mai could do little more than struggle (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3784695/) and scream obscenities at Karin as she was grappled and groped by the endless mass of tentacles.

As much as Karin was probably enjoying the show of the magical appendages groping and caressing Mai's unwilling and scantly clad body, there was the problem of Karin and Eros being the only ones with ranged combat ability and the fact that Mai might well escape before the tentacles could crush her. Plus they did want her alive.

Oh, and the fact Fitha was currently also being crushed. I guess that was a problem too.

11-14-2012, 09:10 PM
Gnoryc slapped away the tentacles that were feeling him up, and tried attacking the enemy. Once again he used only one of his swords in both hands.

full attack rolls
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3784738/ = 26, 34, 14
1 crit? http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3784743/ ya
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3784746/ = 55
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3784750/ = 12-6 because accident
+18 from favored enemy

= 79 damage
It was way easier to hit a target that was being tentacled.

11-14-2012, 09:19 PM
Eros didn't really seem to realise what was going on past 'evil wormy things want to have fun time' and barely reacted. And Karin had yelled at her for not using healing magic, so...

Mass Cure Moderate Wounds (Again)

2d8+15=24, 2d8+15=22, 2d8+15=22 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3784757/)

Everybody in the party is back to completely full health, basically.

....Well, except for Mai. "Definately looking worse for wear", Kodos says. Probally want to go easy on that.
Healing rays just kept on beaming out of the wee lass. Healy beams, forever and ever.

11-15-2012, 10:44 AM
Fitha kicked and struggled herself free of the Tentacles, then punched the ninja in the face with magic.
"Fucking cheap shot cunt!"

Escaping Anime:1d20+19=36 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3785361/)
Bigby's striking fist attack1d20+20=39 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3785400/)
Damage:5d6=21 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3785391/)

11-16-2012, 08:58 PM
Karin thought she might as well take the time to get some more stamina.

She cast Bears Endurance on herself and felt much stronger. It was time to beat this assassin.

11-16-2012, 09:02 PM
And then, in an instant, Mai was gone.
Well, shit, looks like she was incorporeal before, not just invisible, and like Karin's tentacles couldn't quite contend with that.

Needless to say, no one could see or hear where the stacked kunoichi had gone off to.


11-17-2012, 05:52 AM
Fitha did some magical things and made her eyes go all glowy, but she couldn't see the ninja.
"Bitch ran away!"
Fitha Cast see invisibility
Concentration: 1d20+16=33 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3788522/)

11-17-2012, 09:24 PM
"WAT?!" Gnoryc ran over to one of the untested doors and tried yanking it open. Maybe she went this way or something...

11-22-2012, 09:42 PM
Naturally, the door was trapped. With a mechanical click some manner of trap was triggered, causing a brief but intense fiery explosion.

If the Kunoichi was behind that door, she was either still ethereal or had gotten too far away. Still, too more doors. Although really if she was ethereal she could have slipped through the floor or ceiling even, provided she could move far enough to get within open space in six seconds.

Gnoryc takes 23 damages. (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3797790/)

11-22-2012, 11:27 PM
Eros sauntered through the smoldering peices of doorframe and pondered up what actually caused it. She seemed to have forgotten about the Kunoichi already.

Leaning up to Gnoryc's ear, she then whispered in some mysterious facts about Kobold Pie.

Somehow, that made his burns feel better.

Eros casts cure serious wounds.

3d8+8=20 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3797887/)

Gnoryc got 20 hp back.

11-26-2012, 07:05 PM
Seeing as the assassin went ethereal, Karin had little choice in her next move. It's not like she could fight nothing.

Just to be ready, Karin prepared a maximized magic missile. As soon as Mai was visible, she was in for some hurting.

11-27-2012, 10:40 PM
Still no sign of the lovely lady ninja.

You guys don't know what she's doing, but she did her turn. Fail's up.

11-28-2012, 10:34 AM
"You should just blow the fucking doors up Karin."
Fitha Enchanted her giant sword and stayed put.
Fitha gave her great sword the Keen enhancement

11-28-2012, 04:12 PM
Gnoryc was tired of getting blow up, so he just stood still, and kept an eye out for any ninjas.

11-28-2012, 11:03 PM
Eros absent-mindedly began to sing a lovely song with no vowels.

~Neqqaaaa, xohoxgyquqo lazzo Anti-loveuuu!
Lyfy ho mey zy fezu za ladybite oluqu lejuqo lojooo~

The words came out adorably horrifying, laced with both a thousand years of tortured despair, and that sweet chipper feeling one got whenever Eros fetched your slippers.

It was... Abyssal? Mostly? Probally?

~Bazzoooo, gaexuly fa yja underpart gaba,
POONY BOOT zolyfawgy zufeqquyqo za zuuuu!

Iefu a lovely uhoa qa zofybo za stab lone,
bozboz meuqu love you laqa xgyqquyje stink flavor!~

Suddenly, the group felt a sudden surge of innate power at their fingertips. It was probally best not to question if that scraggily thing's bizzare warbling had anything to do with it or not.

Eros cast prayer.

"You and your each of your allies gain a +1 luck bonus on attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saves, and skill checks, while each of your foes takes a -1 penalty on such rolls."

11-29-2012, 09:14 PM
Mai re-appeared behind Eros, driving her mindblade into the blonde's back three times, before using it to disarm Eros of the hammer she carried. That wouldn't be much of an issue, if the hammer wasn't Eros' divine focus...

Karin was prepared though and unleashed a torrent of magical energy, five magic missiles slamming into Mai's back.

Mai Attack Rolls (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3806007/)
83 Damages to Eros! (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3806035/)
Eros is disarmed of her divine focus!
20 damages to Mai. 92 out of 184 HP. Her AC is 25, now, except for Gnoryc where it is 28.

11-29-2012, 09:27 PM
Eros sort just squeeked with suprise, and then bled everywhere. She litterally projected out little streams of red. Like, more than you would think could fit inside the shortarse.

Her tears turned out to be nothing to do with pain, through.

"...My... My singing isn't really that bad, is it? 8<...."

Eros still has like 87 out of 170 HP left, so yeah. No point in panicing to save her ass. As if you would. >_>

11-30-2012, 06:35 PM
Fitha ran over to the ninja and swung her sword at her. It hit her pretty fucking hard.
"You sneaky cunt!"
Attack:1d20+20=40 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807285/)
Crit:1d20+20=36 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807286/)
Damage:2d8+13=21 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807287/) x2 = 42

11-30-2012, 07:05 PM
Gnoryc swung his weapon at the enemy, but this time he was being careful not to kill her. He only landed one attack because of this.

attack roll http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807322/ = 1 hit
rerolled 2nd attack http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807348/ = crit?
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807351/ yes crit
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807352/ = 17
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807355/ = 13/2 = 6
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807354/ = +3
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807327/ = 16
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3807329/ = 1
+6 from favored enemy = 55 damage

11-30-2012, 07:56 PM
Despite her best efforts to dodge, the gorgeous kunoichi's lovely face was met hard and fast with the flat of one of Gnoryc's swords. The bouncy Ninja took a few stumbling steps before her purple mindblade faded and she faceplanted onto the ground in a rather undignified heap.


12-01-2012, 01:48 AM
Gnoryc took out his other sword and started rubbing the blades together in an attempt to sharpen them. "Hehehe, who wants wat parts?"

12-08-2012, 10:08 PM
"Back off, dumbass." Karin yelled at Gnoryc stomping over to Mai and hauling the unconscious woman up to her knees by her hair. "I'm going back to Worldbreaker, and she's coming with."

Karin teleported back to Therion with her 'gift' in tow, which was duly presented to some of His priestesses to be given to Him, while Karin spent the night with Hevisa.

Hevisa was in a submissive mood and decided to let Karin dominate her. Although it was still a lot of work because the last time Karin was allowed to smack her around, Hevisa got mad that Karin hadn't knocked out any of her teeth and decided to show her how you throw a punch which was "NOT LIKE THAT YOU STUPID FUCKING COW-TITTED DYKE-LOVING CUMGAGGER."
This time, apparently, Karin got it right.



Karin teleported back in the morning. Kobolds followed and began dismantling the remaining traps Mai had set up. The titty-wizard (the best sort of Wizard) announced she intended to summon some Demons later to help along with the Viola thing, and that she'd need four hours to herself after that to study her spells and prepare, so that you wouldn't be leaving until into the night so the rest of the 'shitlords' were free to go choke on dicks or whatever it was they got up to when Karin wasn't babysitting their sorry flat asses.

12-13-2012, 01:17 PM
Fitha decided to dick about in town and found some place where you shoot targets for money or something.
She bought herself a shortbow and gave it a shot, and won 50gp. GOOD JOB!
Attacks:1d20+19=24, 1d20+19=35, 1d20+19=21, 1d20+19=37, 1d20+19=28, 1d20+19=23, 1d20+19=26, 1d20+19=27, 1d20+19=38, 1d20+19=20 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3823119/)

Fitha had to spend 20gp to play and won 50gp by shooting all of the targers.

12-14-2012, 12:36 AM
Eros was basically just wandering around town, when she found a chipper little windmill on the outskirts. Some super happy wizard geezer was in there, and didn't seem to mind her watching him practice a rather manic carnival song on his magical pipe instrument. So she joined in and sang along. What a super swell guy. Harkina was great.

...Oh, erm, wait... Now he was super pissed and it was raining and things are spinning out of control and she might have cursed (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/bestowCurse.htm) him or something? This wasn't swell. This wasn't swell at all. :/

She was still back and super smiley and wandafu by the time Karin had gotten back, through.

Guess she was sort of always ready?

12-26-2012, 10:16 PM
Karin had already had the Kobolds prepare her a room for her summoning efforts. Free of any sort of drafts or other disturbances which might disrupt the binding traps.
The process of preparing the two magic circles and their constituent anchoring diagrams took Karin about 20 minutes in total. She could have spent a few hours on each of them, but Karin was a pro, after all. Let the amateurs fumble around for hours.

Everything was in preparation. The circles were prepared, and her four 'bargaining chips' were in the room with her, bound and gagged.


Ten minutes of gestures and incantations later and Karin stood before two Succubi in similar outfits (http://www.deviantart.com/download/121074624/Morrigan_and_Lilith_by_alvinlee.jpg), each one trapped in their respective circles. One was a curvacious - although flat compared to Karin - green haired lass, and the other a much flatter - even when compared to people who were not Karin - pink haired one.

"Unholy shit, check out the rack on this cow!" The green haired one laughed in Abyssal. "Hello little mortal." She purred, this time in common. "Called us here for a bit of fun, then?" The other one added.
"Why don't you erase these silly circles and let us out? We don't bite."
"Not too hard, anyway."
"Unless you ask us to."
"You're pretty. Do you fuck as good as you look?"
"We won't know unless you show us."
"Why don't you come closer so I can get a better look at them?"

Karin's charms, no doubt to her pleasure, seemed to have the same effect on the two Tanar'ri women as it did on everyone else, their eyes glued firmly to Karin's enormous hooters, even as they purred and enticed her and did their best to get Karin to do something very, very, very stupid.

Still, Karin and Hevisa had... a thing going on. If she could deal with Hevisa, surely she could deal with two Succubi who were far less beautiful than her and, most likely, a lot more stable.

12-26-2012, 10:45 PM
Karin didn't care for any of the suggestions they were making. For starters, none of those ideas were very bright and well, it was a waste of time.

"Alright, listen up you sluts. I'm not coming in there and you're not coming out here. Unless you both agree to help me capture Viola."

She looked at the two in turn. Her breasts got more eye contact than her eyes, but that was alright. With their focus on her assets, she should have an easier go with this.

"To sweeten the deal, you can have your choice of one of these," gesturing at the bound and gagged men, Karin continued. "Do a great job and I'll let you have some fun with me if you promise not to steal my energy. Hevisa wants me to stay in good health so I can continue being of use to her and the Worldsmasher."

Walking between the two Succubi, Karin put more emphasis into the motion of her hips.

"So, what'll it be? One of these men and some fun with these darlings," the wizard pushed her charms together and turned on her bedroom eyes. "Or would you rather go back to what you were doing and not have any chance at fun?"

Walking out in front of them both, she continued.

"I do say, I'd rather enjoy it if you would stay. Hevisa taught me a few things I'd like to." Karin paused and winked. "Try out."

12-26-2012, 10:52 PM
The two Succubi just stared at Karin and said nothing for a while. Probably communicating telepathically with eachother.

"Alright, cockpocket," the green-haired one purred. "Here's the deal. You give me three of the meatbags" "Two! Two each!" The other one cut in. "Shut up, you get one! You're flat!" She responded, before continuing, "And you fuck us after you let us out, and we'll help you kidnap whoever this slag ya want is."
"Is she hot?" The other asked.
"Yeah, is she? If she's a cutie, I guess we'll do things your way and we won't fuck you to death and let you live your long, boring, dull, life the rest of your kind until you die and come to visit us. And we'll remember you." She smiled. "We'll remember those tits. You'll make a cute Mane."

12-26-2012, 11:05 PM
Karin thought about the deal. Seemed fair enough. She got to have some fun before she went out and kidnapped Viola and got two helpers out of it.

"Of course, the woman we are going to capture is very fine. Why else would I be capturing her? There isn't much use in an ugly broad, is there?"

Karin knew she had played her cards right. These Succubi were already in the palm of her hand. Or, well. In her cleavage.. Either one worked, really.

"Oh, and trust me. I'll make it so you do more than remember me."

12-26-2012, 11:16 PM
The two Succubi bickered amongst each-other in Abyssal briefly but soon agreed to Karin's arrangement.

The sex was pretty fantastic, of course, but also nothing compared to the heights of pleasure (and pain) Hevisa took Karin to. Of course.
Also the Succubi seemed to have had a bet going on to whether Karin's tits were transmuted or illusory and seemed almost a bit humbled to find they were neither.


After about 5 hours (Karin needed to recharge her mental energies and prepare her spells and the chamber anew, and Succubi are quite tireless lovers...) Karin was ready to summon her Elemental servitors. The room was prepared carefully, all moisture removed to the best of her ability, four large bonfires prepared, and the binding circles and diagrams remade, this time including a circle of lit candles around them.

Between the fires and her own power, it didn't take much for Karin to cow the two Large Water Elementals she summoned into submission.

01-15-2013, 01:18 AM
As Karin was engrossed in examining a large magic tome, she suddenly noticed a scrawny hand brining a large butchers knife directly into her feild of vision. The unknown monster also rubbed her stomach softly and breathed down her neck.

"Karrriiiinnn~, I really really need some human hearts, is... is that okay?..." Well, Eros did ask awfully nicely. She was also rocking back and forth on her heels, impatiently, with an upset come self-amused tone of voice. "Please please pretty please I need them. Like, really really. And your my best freind and my sister and lovely and the really lovely one and I need one. *n*"

Eros Brain (http://www.freewebs.com/handcannon/ErosBrain.html) says "Eros is feeling industrious! She is is really hungry for human hearts! She is determined to gather as much human hearts as possible, no matter what!"

01-17-2013, 06:41 AM
In natural reflex, Karin brought her elbow into Eros' abdomen. Getting molested without pay was something Karin made sure didn't happen. Whether the pay was the molester's pain or coin, it really didn't matter. The fact that it was Eros that she hit made it even better. Nothing like hitting an idiot.

"Get your own hearts if you want them, runt, the hearts I got have already been put to use."

01-17-2013, 02:41 PM
"But I only 'ave one and that's not nearly enough an-" Eros blubbered incoheriently, rubbing her stomach, and biting her nails in a manner which dangled the knife dangerously close to own face. "My heart belongs to my amazing red master anyway, and it gets pulled out I go all floppy until I sparkily-heal myself, and it's alot of antilove, and I think that if it gets pulled out it stops his love from loving me because the heart is the love organ you know and it is needs for love and being alive by love."

"So if I can, just, like, pretty please, have yours..." The priestess forgot the leason in pain already, and began mooching up to Karin's ear again. Pouting and gibbering, that was the only language Eros spoke. And chattering nonsence at twelve thousand miles an hour was her only currency. "I can totally give your favours and things back because I love you alot and you're my best freind on the planet and I was gonna, like, marry you if his lordship would not be dissapoint, and also because I love him more. He is lord of all antilove and antilove is my name, except it's not my name, my name is 'Hi, I'm Eros Vicea, Atrocity Maiden, pleased to meet you.' ;m "

Then came the knife agai- Oh, no, wait, it was a coat hanger. With a stringy red bondice and some devil horns and a tail and stuff. In Karin's size. A sexy devil outfit?

"I also give prezunt for princess so she can look like deveel wit Heavysa, but I forgot. Because Eros loves you."

"And if you want to give her a prezunt back and that prezunt is your heart then that would be really really sexy and pretty and cute and great. '@u@'"

"Eros is seemingly possessed by a terrifyingly dark mood! She is convinced antilove is her name! She made Karin a delicious little devil outfit!"

02-03-2013, 07:32 AM
In all her years of studying, Karin hadn't ever come across anything she didn't understand. Well, until now that is. Eros was impossible to understand. How could that much stupidity get shoved into one creature without it exploding?

"My. Heart." Karin pushed Eros away. "Is. Not. For. Sale."

"I need my heart if I am going to continue doing whatever you said you liked about me."

02-03-2013, 09:58 AM
"I just wanna borrow it. Pu-lease?"

Trying to push Eros away was like inserting your arm into a big tub of vampiric puppies. She couldn't quite decide if she was kissing or gnawing on Karin's fingers. But at any rate, she was not moving. And rather enjoying the attention.

"I'll sing you a song! Or make you a pretty dress- Oh, do you not like being a deeveel?-" The midget must have had some kind of evil clothes summoning abbility or something, because the devil outfit was now a slutty nun outfit instead. "Maybe Master-Mistress Heavy-sa would like some Princess Ka-reen antilove in this?... S'what they like a good corruptin' in and you would look pretty cause you always look pretty and I wannna give you a prezunt. ^v^"

"I'll stand at the end of your bed and stare at you and make you feel really really good and sexy and worth stalking all night long!"

"That girl would!"

"With the sweet peas!"


"Her that is flirting and loving you at this minute!"

"Whatever she wanted, please give that to her as prezunt because she is love you!"

Eros is in a joyously macabre state! She is forgotten what her name is! She made Karin a great little nun outfit!

03-26-2013, 01:27 PM
Karin couldn't comprehend anything coming out of the girl's mouth at this point. It was like trying to train fish to sing the Bohemian Rhapsody. Pretty impossible, but if it was ever accomplished, then it would probably be one of the best things ever.

"Maybe you could go find someone who would be willing to give you their heart. I'm sure Gnoryc doesn't need one. Pester him."

04-07-2013, 07:51 PM
As soon as Karin had turned around to confront her, she realized that Eros had already mysteriously dissipated.

There was a small pile of spare organs on the floor where she had been standing, through.

They were wrapped in a little pink bow.

06-18-2013, 11:20 PM
Everything was ready and prepared, the group was ready.

Karin, of course, spent the night with her two new friends. Fortunately for the Human woman, she only needed four hours of sleep.


Viola's 'tower' consisted of a central keep supported by four eleven-floor towers/pillars each named and modeled after one of the suits of the tarot. The tarot was kind of her thing.

The Tower of Wands was to be their way in. Ten floors of Fire Elementals and then an eleventh floor with Efreet, including one Efreeti Amir who would grant Karin three wishes. She'd already explained the need for the party to take it alive for that purpose, and that if they ever wanted to get some wishes from the other noble Djinn in the other three towers they better not fuck this up for her.

As a Diviner, though, Viola would of course know the group was coming and, most likely, their position within her tower.


As the group entered the Tower of Wands, a number of glass orbs fitted into the ceiling of the room, one in each corner, flickered to life with arcane eyes focused on them. Karin recognized them - watchful eyes. Arcane devices which allowed one to scry on a location, infallibly, rather than a individual. Viola already knew they were here. And, like the proper spell Scrying, one could channel Telepathy, among other spels, through it.

"Still dressing like a slovenly trull, I see." Viola's haughty voice rang out in Karin's head. "I mean, you did literally whore yourself out in Harkinia back there. You know collecting all those venereal diseases wont accomplish anything - you never learned those sorts of magics. I know." She always was kind of an insufferably smug asshat.

"I knew Mai wouldn't get the job done." She went on, her voice in all their heads now. "Which is, of course, why I have taken the liberty of hiring more ninja. You can't win this, Karin. I taught you, I suffered through your presence, remember? I'm still the best at what I do and you're still the overconfident little bimbo who thinks that dressing like some Elf wench and acting all high and mighty will fool people into thinking she's not really a cow-titted harlot, but actually some great wizard." She always was kind of jealous of Karin's body. "Bitch." Okay, really jealous.

Before the group, a single Fire Elemental flickered into being.

"I know how this ends, Karin. I think even your empty little head does, too."


So I want this shit moving. You each have 24 hours to post after the last post. I don't care about initiative for this. Fire Elementals go last. You'll probably kill the fucker before he goes, this round. Succubi go on Karin's turn, so Jai get in touch since I am letting you control them. If you can post before you can get in touch with me, I'll take care of them. The map is, I think, self-explanatory.
As for the Fire Elementals, their stats are all the same, and here they are:

HP: 40
AC: 16 (+3 Dex, +3 Natural)
Saves: Fort +3, Ref +7, Will +1
Fire Elementals are immune to critical hits and, obviously to fire. Also to poison, sleep, and stunning.
If you hit the Fire Elemental with a natural weapon - claws or bite or whatever - you have to make a DC14 Reflex Save or catch on fire for 1d4 rounds. Each round you are on fire is 1d6 damage.
Fire Elementals are weak to cold and take +50&#37; damage from Cold spells or effects.

06-18-2013, 11:58 PM
"Dat it?" Gnoryc pointed at the fire elemental. "I'll take care o dis."

Gnoryc used LEAP ATTACK
jump check http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4094695/ = 33
attack http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4094699/ = 21
damage http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4094702/ = 26 (+8 from leap attack)

Fire elemental has 14 hp

He jumped forward at the fire monster, his scimitar gripped with both hands, and cut the thing.


06-19-2013, 12:44 AM
"Guys! Guys! I gonna sing ah sung!"

Nobody was listening to Eros, nor paying attention to her writhing around on the floor like an enraged boneless cat, sucking her thumb and periodically squashing the bag full of kobolds on her back.

But no, today day, that good mood was extra good. And she had to let the others know it. Had to let them super know it.

An epic yarn was spun of the great tunnelings, as she burrowed through time and space with multi-coloured eyeballs of ethereal humour, scraping the last scraps of depression from the skulls of those around her and soothing them into a sweet unthinking patte of contentment. An infection of lovely bug-eyed Eros heads gurgled and exploded in unition. Spagetti fingers were all reaching and most uplifting. The squeeky mouse-pitched lyrics were not words or sounds but pureform sins bleeding out onto reality.

In other words, their brains did the best they could to erase that experience from memory.

But the taint of feeling really super nice did linger still.

Maybe it always would.

Eros cast prayer. Everybody who actually bothered to read that gets +1 on all attack rolls for 15 rounds. Enemies conversively get -1 on all attack rolls.

A thinking was been.

06-22-2013, 10:12 AM
Fail (who has vanished again and I don't even know) and Jai have had more than enough time to post.

Karin decided to let Gnoryc and Fitha handle this - why waste her spells? And instead concerned herself with keeping her Succubi in line or making out with them or whatever.

Fitha decided to let the furball handle this one, I guess, and did nothing.

The roaring Fire Elemental slammed (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4099700/) its burning appendages into Gnoryc.

Gnoryc takes 8 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4099703/) damages!
Gnoryc needs to make a DC14 Reflex Save or catch on fire for 1d4 rounds. While on fire he takes 1d6 damage each round, but may make a move action to put himself out.

06-22-2013, 11:11 PM
Gnoryc attacked the fire elemental like he was chopping veggies.

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4100355/ -4 from power attack attack rolls 2 hits
damage http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4100367/ 24, 25
reflex save http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4100371/ = 22

He also managed to not catch on fire, so thats nice.

06-24-2013, 06:44 PM
With a humming buzz the group found themselves teleported to the next floor of the Tower of Wands, their relative positions all intact.

This time the Fire Elementals already waiting for them and proceeded to instantly attack (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4103324/) Gnoryc.

Gnoryc takes 18 damages! (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4103326/)
The Fire Elementals' stats are unchanged. And, as with before, Gnoryc must make a save - two this time - or be on fire. Eros' Prayer still affects the party but as it was cast below, it does not affect these two Fire Elementals.

06-24-2013, 06:55 PM
Karin was more than willing to leave the grunt work for the group. It gave her more time to relax and enjoy watching the rest of the group do the tough stuff. Either way, it's not like they'll be much help with Viola anyways.

"Gnoryc, take care not to get your fur singed. You smell foul enough already."

With any luck, Fitha would rush in there and get a little charred, but what did Karin care. She had two lovely ladies to keep her entertained in case things didn't heat up.

06-24-2013, 08:07 PM
"Stupid bitch is making this way too easy"
Fitha rolled up to one of the elementals and run a claw through it.
Attack:1d20+19=38 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4103459/)
Damage:1d6+9=13 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4103482/)

06-24-2013, 09:11 PM
Gnoryc decided to let Fitha manage her own fire elemental, and attacked the opposite one.

He also managed to not catch on fire.

attack http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4103579/ = 2 hit
damage http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4103592/ = 42
reflex saves http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4104567/ http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4104568/789

06-26-2013, 12:09 AM
"Naughty naughty fire man! You're not very nice!" Eros snooped up behind Gnoryc, and raised one spikey finger high above her head. It was the least threatening stand-off performed in the history of the universe. Even her voice sounded more like she was flirting with it, and not even well. "It's time for your punishment, you nasty smokey man!"

Reflex save;
1d20+8=27 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4105054/)

Eros-chan's extra specialy useless claw attack!
1d20+14=34 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4105043/)
Yay! I wasted a crit too!

1d6+3+1=10 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4105046/)

So I guess it's down to 17 HP.

Yay! Super lovely fun time scratchings! Eros is the best freind of everybody and knows how to nice!

The firey thing did not really take her seriously until too late. And then failed to take her seriously some more.

Shortass preistess was already covered in the smoldering blood, but didn't seem to care one bit. Smiles and giggles all round.

See? Fighting was coolfun and not bad at all.

Antilove for everyone!

06-26-2013, 12:03 PM
Fitha Clawed the fucker, yawned, then bit it to death.
"Give us a challenge dickshit!"
Forgot to paste the attack before I rolled Damage >_>
Damage:1d6+9=15, 1d4+9=12 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4105477/)

06-27-2013, 09:12 AM
As the last Fire Elemental died the Tower of Wands' automatic teleportation system kicked into gear again, teleporting the group up another floor.
Eros, unfortunately, teleported *into* a Fire Elemental, painfully materializing inside it, for a brief instant, before the spell auto-corrected itself and deposited her off besides it.
The Fire Elementals each attacked their closest targets, failing (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4106637/) to hit Fitha or Gnoryc (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4106638/) and even failing to hit the confused Eros (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4106647/)

"It's annoying, isn't it Fitha Ima," Viola's haughty voice rang off again inside their heads, probably leaving Eros very confused since even though she had experienced telepathic communication before, Eros was still kind of a massive idiot, "having to waste your time with bothersome ants when you have better things to be doing."

"Speaking of animals, you're awfully quiet, cow." Clearly she was talking to Karin, now. "I can see you're not on your knees, so the usual method to shut you up clearly isn't the one being used. Busy trying to think up a plan? You're an idiot, so it won't work. I'm smarter than you, slut, and I always have been and always will be. I've seen everything. I know how this ends, harlot."

Eros and a Fire Elemental (the one standing where Eros was on the previous floor) each take 6 damage (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4106632/) from telefragging!
Eros takes 5 fire damage (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4106635/) from being burned by the Elemental she spawned inside! She must succeed on a DC14 Reflex Save or be on fire!

06-27-2013, 03:04 PM
"If you know how it ends then why don't you stop pissing about and make this quicker for us you fatass nerd."
Fitha whipped out her big ass sword and swung it through the fireman infront.
Attack:1d20+20=37 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4106956/)
Damage:2d8+13=26 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4106961/)

06-27-2013, 09:13 PM
Eros managed to avoid (1d20+8=15) burning!

This was apparently quite a fun thing, and thus she continued to attack the flamey people with her claws.

Full claw attack;
1d20+14=24, 1d20+9=23, 1d20+4=20 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4107413/)
1d6+3+1=9, 1d6+3+1=10, 1d6+3+1=5 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4107416/)

The middle flame guy is thus down to 16 HP. :m

Did the head-voices confuse her? Or was she just having too much fun?

What where thoughts other than head voices after all? Who's to say whos is whos.

Loves is an everyone.

06-27-2013, 10:12 PM
Gnoryc finished off the the two injured elementals.

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4107451/ 1 miss
damage http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4107452/ kills middle elemental
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4107453/ kills one on left

07-11-2013, 01:09 PM
Seeing as how there was still one Fire Elemental left, Karin probably should have helped out. Or, you know, at least sent one of the two Succubi to handle it. I guess she just felt that the other three had the situation under control, because she didn't.

The fact that Karin had one of the two Demon girls against the wall in a deep kiss, while the other Succubus fondled and groped the blonde from behind, probably had nothing to do with why she was too distracted and busy to bother.


Fortunately for the other blonde on the team, Karin's distraction didn't make much of a difference in the grand scheme of things, as the Fire Elemental tried to attack Eros but missed again. (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4126641/)

Jaaaai. Get in touch you bum! I'm half tempted to make Karin have to do a will save against the Succubi's Charm when you get back, to see if she even bothers contributing or is too distracted by the sexy sexings.

Then again, she'd probably make it.

07-12-2013, 10:13 PM
Eros thought like a star.

A person is a small price to pay when you think like an antilove.

Full claw attack;
1d20+14=20, 1d20+9=27, 1d20+4=20 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4128249/)
1d6+3+1=5, 1d6+3+1=8, 1d6+3+1=5 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4128253/)
The last smouldering being exploded into shreds of ash-meat, and Eros let out a cacophony of high-pitched laughter. The Kobolds, once huddling boredly within her backpack, decided now was a good time to bolt out from it and hide in the corner of the room.

There were no sour times with Eros about. She just wants to touch everyone, on the inside, you know? :333333333

07-13-2013, 03:53 AM
As the group teleported up another floor, it was Gnoryc, this time, who appeared inside a Fire Elemental. Unlike Eros, however, he wasn't quick enough to react and foun himself consumed in flames.
The Fire Elemental that moments ago Gnoryc tried to appear inside tried, and failed (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4128732/) to hit the blazing hyena-man.
As did the two attacking Eros. (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4128737/)
And, surprising no one, so did the one attacking Fitha. (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4128739/)
Gnoryc takes 4 points of damage from being telefragged! (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4128728/)
Gnoryc is on fire! He critically failed his save so on his turn he takes 2d6 points of Fire damage. He can put himself out as a move action, tho. Each round he is on fire (After the initial one) is another 1d6.

07-14-2013, 01:52 PM
Fitha lazily swung her sword through the elemental a couple time.
"Was your plan to bore us out of you tower?" Fitha started swinging her greatsword around idly.
attack:1d20+20=35, 1d20+15=35 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4130320/)
Damage:2d8+13=22, 2d8+13=21 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4130322/)

07-14-2013, 10:40 PM
Gnoryc's head was on fire. By the time he put it out, by bashing his face against the ground, most his fur up there had been burnt off. Now instead of smelling like a wet dog, he smelt like burnt hair.

Gnoryc too 7 damage from fire.

Somehow, he combo'd this action into an attack, and sliced a fire elemental with his scimitar.

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4130947/ attack -10 = 28

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4130959/ damage = 36

07-16-2013, 02:01 PM
Nobody quite seen when or how, but Eros seemed to now be dressed in a frilly red-leather devil outfit covered with happy belts and cutsey spikes. The massive curly ram horns where the size of an extra preistess' head alone. Where the hell did she keep this stuff?...

"Murder! Murder! Mu-ru-dur-ru!" Eros softly serinated the new flame man whilst also bashing it's head in. "Can't you see it? Rolling around in skull-strewn feilds with his worship, clawing out the eyes of countless innocents, munching hearty-deep on the organs of the ugly bad preists; Nothing could be more romantic! The... t-the love!... You're part of it too, now, see? Ultimate romance! You're part of the ultimate romance!... I'm... I'm so happy I could burst!"

~Eros is really super happy! She is thinking of joyously rolling around in some skull-strewn feilds with Therion! She made herself a cute little devil outfit!~

Full claw attack;
1d20+14=17, 1d20+9=11, 1d20+4=21 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4133056/)
1d6+3+1=7, 1d6+3+1=8 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4133058/)

The elemental infront of her is down to 25 HP.

11-07-2013, 11:38 PM
As with C, I just really want/need to get this moving. A reply is coming soon with the new player.

The trip up the tower proceeded much as it had up to that point - Fire Elementals appeared and were generally quickly dispatched - Karin even bothered to help out once or twice, although her Succubi did most of the work.

All along the way Viola taunted the group and Karin's body and intelligence via telepathy, with Karin spitting back every now and then.

They weren't very nice people.


On the final floor of the tower our band of merry maniacs came across a quartet of Efreet, one of which Karin identified as the Amir they needed to take alive for the purpose of wishes.

Karin wished for more knowledge and intelligence, ignoring Eros' suggestion that she wish for a talking lemon.


The keep itself was mostly full of Viola's hired ninja, and traps. Karin handled most of the former by reducing them to piles of ash or, in the cases of the hardier ones, blackened skeletons. The latter were handled by Eros' helpful Kobold friends, or simply by shoving Eros into the traps and laughing.

No matter how many times Eros caught fire, it really never stopped being a riot to the rest of the group.


The group confronted Viola in her throne room. She was a stunning beauty with a deck of tarot cards nestled between her nearly-Karin-sized twins. (http://i.imgur.com/Wpqygev.jpg) No wonder Karin was so jealous.

"What, no, you little retard. You couldn't fit them between your tits." She said to Eros before Eros could even ask. S-she was magic!

Despite Eros' insistance that Viola was magic, the overconfident Diviner elected to fight Karin unarmed, hand to hand, since she had seen the future and already knew how this ended.

Presumably the future she saw did not involve Karin's first punch knocking out several teeth, and the rest of the 'fight' consisting of Viola being smacked, punched, thrown, kicked, and beaten around her throne room - without ever landing a hit on Karin - until Karin had worked out enough of her jealousy and anger to knock her out.

Of course, that was the future that actually, you know, happened.


A day later, after Karin, who had taken to wearing Viola's clothes (Viola's bodysuit had already been like a second-skin on her, even with the modifications Eros made to accommodate Karin's greater height it was still quite too tight and small for Karin, not that she seemed to mind) - including the tarot card in the cleavage, had taken stock of everything - leaving Fitha and Gnoryc to guard the bound and gagged Viola - Karin left with the aforementioned prisoner, off to present her as a gift to the Worldsmasher.

She returned a day later - she needed her Hevisa fix after all - just in time for Fitha to leave; the blu deemon garl had been assigned to some other task for the King of Rape.

Which was good for Gnoryc and Eros - more wishes for them!


It hadn't been difficult at all to get the other three Genie trapped and then released for wishes. Karin wished for more beauty - did her tits seem even jigglier and bouncier to anyone? Eros wished for, well, Karin wasn't sure she just tried to make the most sense of it when she requested it on behalf of the shortarse. Something about making friends be or some nonsense. Gods only knew. Gnoryc wished for more practical things.

Fitha got no wishes, because she wasn't around. :(

11-09-2013, 12:54 AM
Eros just wished to be as pretty as Karin-chan, but then she realised that was a mistake, since the mighty red king was already her secret boyfreind and if he didn't like the princess more, that meant he probally prefered short bony gurlz with sweet peas and missing teeths. Karin didn't even seem to appreciate the complement super much. They were still best freinds forever, through.

So after that, the scrawny thing just wished she could love things so much that even things that didn't brain would know that they were super loved.

Also, that things that could only antilove could now also love, and would be pretty in the mind brain from it. Hevisa's favorate had no idea what the sweet sugar dumplings she was talking about either.


Eros was given a cool wizardy administrator outfit by nobody, and instantly set about apprasulating and organisifying and reorderfying all of the nik-nacks and do-whats in the tower. I mean, there was lots of stuff. And Eros didn't know what it was. Lots of stuff and Eros didn't know what it was. So clearly it all needed to be discovered and named since nobody had done those things yet, silly sillies.

#Atrosaty Maidin Erus Vikeyas luvly list of things in tower that does move#
45 furry fangs that slash but is soft
19 barking wings with glovey necks
Many much knifey-face wing fliers that stab and make hard to count
Many much also smaller knifey-face fliers of the dark that stab in the dark and thus muchly most more hard to countings
Some small knifey face. Not count because difficulty of fear that stab
Many many many alot tiny tiny red guys with many much leggses in walls
Much doggy! Maybe twelve! Long ears! Very fluff, and not eat face like Gnoyrc, very happy, love like, make nice coat probly
Bye bye thanks for read
P.s. Hello Hevisa's princess, this is gift, hope love, I love also. :>>>>>

12-26-2013, 10:18 PM
The next day Hevisa showed up. She had teleported in to Karin, first, but the rest of the group knew she was there 'cause they could hear her yelling and screaming about "WHERE THE FUCKING HELLS ARE THE OTHER TWO FAGGOT DYKE-LOVING SHITHEADS?!
And Hevisa had someone else (http://thedemonfyre.deviantart.com/art/Apophis-405149274) with her. Not Fitha. She was too tall, although still rather noticably shorter than Hevisa and Karin, but then again most women - hell, most men - were shorter than those two, and that wasn't even taking into account the fact they wore heels more often than not.

Hevisa, being Hevisa, had not worn very much clothing; her body crammed into a barely-there strapless bikini
"Sup, faggots." She purred, stretching in an exaggerated fashion primarily to show off her chest - because it apparently needed attention called to it. "I brought you all a new worthless sack of shit to help you all continue to just barely meet His already low expectations for you all." She gestered towards the new woman. "What's your name, jizzrag?" The woman opened her mouth to speak but was quickly given a backhand that sent spit, and nearly teeth, flying. "Shut up! No one fucking cares, bitchtits!"
Oh, Hevisa.

Hevisa proceeded to more or less literally throw herself on Karin, forcing the blonde into a deep kiss, feeling her up even as she spoke to her. "Missed you, little mane. I was thinking about you last night, you know." Hevisa gave Karin a look that was nine parts the most arousing thing anyone had ever seen, and one part - the logical, reasonable part - of 'oh shit there is nothing in any of Hevisa's sexual fantasies that could possibly be good for anyone.' Because, I mean, let's face it, there really wasn't.
"So there I was with one of my Cuthbertine pets..." what followed was a lurid and extremely detailed account of one of Hevisa's sexual escapaded with a rather unwilling Cuthbertine Cleric. Halfway through the telling Hevisa apparently lost interest or simply got too into it and she and Karin wound up giving the others a show. She finished the story when she and Karin were 'done' although that took a rather long while, given their proclivities and general stamina. Eros and Gnoryc knew better than to interrupt either of them, Daaqo* enjoyed the show, and Apophis - the new chick - whatever her feelings, certainly knew better than to interrupt Hevisa when she was, well, doing anything really.
"So then I got to thinking that you would look really fucking hot dressed up like one of those self-righteous, cockhungry, fanatical little Cuthbertine dyke-bitches." She breathed at Karin, who was still on the floor beneath the Succubus. "And then when I'd gotten off to that mental image as much I could," she pushed off of Karin and the floor, stomping one of her heels (fortunately for Karin she was barefoot) onto the nude Wizard's stomach before yanking her up and shoving her away by her hair. "I started imagining you with some of the *actual* ones." Hevisa gave Karin a big grin.

"So here's how it's going to be, dickbreath. You're going to cram your disgusting cow-tits into some oh-so-sexy disguise that makes the Cuthbertines think you're one of them, or something. They're not really that slutty, and you're kind of like a bag of holding formed into the shape of a particularly cheap street-walker with an insatiable thirst for disease-ridden spunk," Hevisa was so charming, "but figuring this shit out is your problem, not mine, slutudders." Hevisa sauntered over to Eros and proceeded to knee the shortarse Cleric in the stomach and once she'd doubled obver, elbowed her in the spine to get her on her knees, whereupon Hevisa sat on her back using the Cleric as an impromptu chair.

"You can bring these other rejects with you if you want, I guess. I don't fucking care what you do." Hevisa explained. "When you made my little fantasy a reality, you can come back. With gifts, of course. Fuck this up for me and I'll find a fuckdoll who actually knows how to plese her partner, you shitfucking cock-gargling bitch!" She got up off Eros, spit on her, and stomped off towards Karin before turning back to everyone and shouting at them. "FUCK OFF, FUCKFAGGOTS. IT'S ALONE TIME FOR ME AND MY FAVORITE LITTLE MANE. PISS OFF."


Karin spent the next several hours alone with Hevisa. She then spent about 8 hours resting. Hevisa had been in one of her submissive moods, but in many ways those were more stressful at times than her dominant ones. It was always a bit frightening when Karin knew that Hevisa wanted to be made to suffer in some particular manner, which she of course did not communicate, and that if Karin failed to approximate it close enough, Hevisa would make her desires clear by way of example.

Karin didn't even bother talking to the new chick, immediately making preparation for not only satisfying Hevisa's blasphemous little sexual fantasy, but also to making sure that the entire trip was somehow a bit more productive than merely "made Hevisa happy so I didn't die, yay!"


That night, Karin left, apparently making arrangements for the mission, whatever that meant. The next night she called the group together in Viola's - that is Karin's - throne room. Karin, naturally, was seated in her throne wearing her (read, Viola's) outfit. Daaqo's usual home between Karin's twin peaks was currently occupied by a deck of tarot cards, so instead the horrible little thing was perched on top of her left breast, where it occupied itself with poking, prodding, and groping her, only to get a painful flick in the head whenever its efforts caused Karin enough pleasure or pain as to be a distraction.
"Alright, shitheads, listen up," Karin began. "Here's how it's going to be. I'm going to Lareaux to fuck some bitches, literally and figuratively, in order to make Hevisa, and myself, happy. Not that any of you mewling retards would know, but the Horned Society basically runs the Church of St. Cuthbert. Of course, no one is a match for my wit or charms, so I dealt with one of their representatives and I have their word that our destination is free of their influence and that it's also otherwise suitable for our purposes." She seemed pleased with herself until Daaqo piped in. "She sucked so much dick, you guys, it was great! I mean I always thought those Devil-worshi-Ack! He-hey! P-put me down! No! Don't!-Aieegh!" After hitting the wall and bouncing off, Daaqo slinked back to Karin anyway, who didn't seem to mind, or perhaps notice as she was talking again, as the little Demon reclaimed his perch.
"The monastery we will be staying at, like most Cuthbertine holy sites, is home to a rather extensive network of catacombs. I'm sure we'll be adding to the residents thereof." She laughed a little, but Daaqo, now in his penitent and submissive mode, seemed to find it rather hilarious until Karin flicked his head to shut him up. "I figure the catacombs are isolated enough that we can meet safely down there every other night or so so I can relay my orders to you. They're probably full of the Undead, but even shit-for-brains -" that meant Eros "- can handle those. We can also store whatever crap we steal down there until we're ready to leave, too. I have several spells at my disposal to ward off things, so it will be fine." Karin sounded confident. That is to say, Karin sounded confident even by her own standards.

"The monastery is also the resting place of one of their boring-ass saints. Cuthbertines are such joyless shits that even Angels dislike them. Although that has to do more with Angels being pussies and have problems with the Cuthbertines' methods, rather than with the fact that Angels want a good time. Point is, their beloved saint they interred there? Fucker did have Celestial cohorts, as in the legends, but it wasn't their charming personality that won'em over. It's a magical artifact that in the hands of a skilled summoner- a role I am in fact grossly overqualified for - makes controlling the stuck-up winged losers rather simple. I want it" Karin rose, to her feet Daaqo scurrying down to one of her thighs.
"I'm taking you three morons along. You're going to help me score, and you're going to help me score that artifact. You fuck this up for me and you're worse than dead, you hear me?" She gave Apophis a look in particular. "You might b stupid enough to think you can cross me and get away with it. You can't. You fuck this up for me and I'm sure Hevisa will be very pleased you ruined her fantasy for her. Besides that, I'm the only one who can teleport you fuckers out of the monastery once we're there - it's not like any of you idiots know the way home. Or can probably even read. I want your assistance, you need me. Don't forget that."
"Shortass," Eros knew that 'shortass' was one of Hevisa's Princess' many names of love for her. Because Karin and Eros were best friends! "You're actually not totally worthless at making clothes. Can you get some outfits done for us all by this time tomorrow?"

*Daaqo, since I don't think the name ever came up before, is Karin's Quasit familiar.

12-30-2013, 01:44 PM
"nyan nyan"

Eros was dressed as a fluffy black cat.

She pounced on Daaqo, and lovingly wrung him out like one might a wet beach towel.

"nyan! already! nyan!"

Erm, yeah, there actually were already a series of cat outfits on a rack waiting in the wings, expertly tailored for each one of the party members.

"Somebody helps me bite him more nyan! ='3'="

Daaqo certainly seemed to be biting her back, but it may not have been so lovingly.... Oh, yeah, she was still wearing her metal claws under the mits, that might be why.

You know, past the obvious. Eros being an annoying idiot and stuff.

"Page fourty one nyan!"

What was that weird smell?...

01-12-2014, 08:53 PM
Skulking in the shadows, Apophis watched as the other strange members of Karin’s ‘company’ played about with the hordes of clothing which stood erect in large piles. They scrambled through the filthy rags, selecting their gear to deceive the Cutherbertines. The golden haired Eros was particularly – and unexpectedly – playful currently. The short woman, if you could even call her that, danced around in a black cat suit tailored from bits of discarded crap littering the place. Eros moved around and pestered those in her wake, much to Daaqo’s displeasure. The small demon-thing chewed bitterly, drops of oozing saliva flicking into the air. Apophis ruffled her black greasy hair from out of her face and stepped into the artificial light, grasping the first white and red slutty suit which presented itself to her. She didn’t like these people; even the maintenance of Therion’s scales had to be more enjoyable than getting to know this lot.

01-13-2014, 12:05 AM
"Butt size thirty two!"

"-I mean-thirty two nyan!"

Eros rushed to great the newcomer as soon as she realized the dark-haired lady existed, her mismatched yellow and blue eyes jingling about in her apparently empty head as she rattled along. Somewhere in the demented shambling and giggling, the preistess inadvertently 'freed' Daaqo by dropping him square onto his face.

"This one is yours, super special mades by me!" She smiled manically, taking another from the rack and waggling it around in the air. "Do not wear princess Kareen one, it muchly be wrong size, see? Nyaaa"

Hold on, how could she know people's body sizes so accurately?

"Sorry thirty-two butt! I don't knows yur name! You were assleep when I was measurin! Nyeh!"


For some reason, her eyes suddenly grew wide with shock. Then fear. And then around the scale back to humoured again.

"Oh no why do you have thirty two butts that's not right nyan!"

"Very butts! ha! *u*"

A backwards somersault, aborting the conversation. Laughing. Running. Hand gestures. Various unquestionable Eros-type things.

01-13-2014, 06:40 AM
Gnyorc sniffed around at the clothes. "Wuts da point of these?" He pulled a garment from the rack and started sniffing it. "They made out of fur? I got some of dat already." Then he bit and tore the perfectly fine attire to shreds. "This stuff sucks! So easy to rip and stab! Unless it blocks fireballs or stuff like dat, I don't need any of dis crap."

01-13-2014, 11:06 AM
Karin had already changed into one of the more revealing of the outfits (http://i.imgur.com/4oXzLr6.jpg) Eros had prepared for her when Gnoryc offered his input, prompting her to sigh. Daaqo was already climbing up her and trying to nestle in her cleavage as she threw him to the floor, forcing him to scurry midway up her leg and begin humping it, causing the blonde Wizard to shake her leg trying to kick the cackling, horny, horrible little thing off her while still talking to Gnoryc. Naturally, thanks to the jigging and bouncing her shaking caused, Daaqo just clung tighter and Eros stopped what she was doing to stare.

"It's for a disguise you stupid furball. And not the goddamned cat outfits. Eros why did you ev- You know what, gods, I don't even care." Karin pinched the bridge of her nose, shaking her head. "I can't sneak you in as you are, obviously, and I don't think I can smuggle in a goat, either. And as annoying as it is, I might need your help, anyway. So you're coming too." Karin gave Gnoryc a cruel smirk. Eros recognized it. It was the look she and Hevisa got when they saw or thought about something funny. You know, like the time they took bets on how high Eros would bounce, if at all, when droped from increasing heights.

"It's an all-female monastery, Gnoryc dear." She grinned. "So I'm going to have to polymorph you into a chick. Oh, but chear up! I'm sure you'll be pretty enough for Daaqo! Besides, it shouldn't be that weird for you. Spotted Hyena, like the ones out west in the Veldt, have females with engorged clitorises that basically amount to tiny dicks. I mean, still bigger than yours, but hey, your kind came about when Yeenoghu got his jollies off with a hyena, so this should'nt be that alien to you." Giving up on fighting with Daaqo, she allowed the horrid thing to climb up and nestle in it's usual spot in her mountainous cleavage.
"So you have that to look forward to, I guess." Karin gave a little laugh.

"But seriously, Eros, talk to Gnoryc, figure out what he's going to need, and make him a disguise. A CUTHBERTINE ONE. Not a fucking cat costume. Gods. And as for all of you we leave in one week. I'm going to spend time with you all, gods help me, every day trying to drill some Cuthbertine nonsense into your empty skulls so you can at least try and do a convincing job at your disguise and not get us all outed the first day. Any of you fuck this up for me and I'll fucking tear your throats out your asses." Karin was such a nice lady. "Any questions?"

01-13-2014, 10:59 PM
Gnoryc's face scrunched up, his eyes rolled around, and steam almost started spurting out of his ears. For a moment he was truly trying to grasp whatever it was Karin was talking about. Unfortunately, the effort didn't pay off, and he just kind of moaned a word(?) "...Wuh?"

01-21-2014, 08:23 AM
Apophis slowly undid the buckles holding the chitin plates together, gripping the Cutherbertine disguise in hand begrudgingly. As the cold plate fell from her chest and struck the ground with a metallic clang, Apophis pulled the skimpy red uniform over her head. Karin had returned; flaunting her body around like it was some sort of trophy. She spoke loudly, her voice booming through the small cavernous hollow. Karin’s conviction of her own supremacy was rather apparent from the way she spoke – plucking the green creature off her skin.
“Any questions?” Karin announced as she glared across the room.
Apophis stepped out from the shadows. “Yes. Why the fuck are we even doing this?” She asked with her head cocked to one side. Karin’s face no longer looked as pleasant when it was scowled into an expression of rage.

01-24-2014, 01:15 AM
"Howa'my'supposda make ur a cuthbertine disguise, wasn't he a boy?" Eros butted in, still chipper and smiling. She seemed to enter every conversation like a deer walking into the path of a thundering carrage, really. "Oh man, sexy boy saint! They'll love that!" Jumping up and down and giggling rapidly suggested she'd also quite like that.

"...erm... Why you turning puppies into girl if lie and tell that he boy, through?" Perplexed, now. "oooohhhhh~, double disguise! Very sneaky! You're soooo smary, princess! I'll does it MOST NOW."

Immediately, she opened her weird, ungainly catsuit, and stood in a vastly action-ready pose.... Whilst a cascade of bodily organs, apparently human and otherwise, streamed out of it and onto the floor.

She leant over. Whispered something to them.

"Sorry, can't keep you warm no longer, Eros Vicea is very busy. Please try an' stay by the fire till ur owners come back. They prey-tell me that organs is cold mean a bad thing does happen, organ is best when warm, is... 'o' "

Now you know what the 'weird smell' on page 44 was.

01-25-2014, 07:14 PM
"You're doing this because I said so, cunt." Karin glared at Apophis and answered in a deadpan. "Are there any questions that aren't a waste of my time?"

Daaqo proceeded to skitter own out from Karin's cleavage and to grab one of Ero's uh... organs, although Karin kicked him away as he tried to crawl back up her with his new snack/toy/godsknowwhat in tow. "No. You're not getting gore all over my tits." Karin kicked the horrid little Demon aside as it started staring back and forth, almost enough to give the thing whiplash, between her body and the stolen organ, apparently trying to decide whether it would rather feel up Karin or tear apart and/or eat somebody's liver.

Short but not much else to say to be honest. The timewarp is coming soon.

01-27-2014, 11:28 PM
"Hey, listen, Eros will tell secret for being cuthbert. Be give me your ears." Eros wafted them closer by hand, a heartfelt urge to be helpful in her eyes. "Is muchly love at antilove, them. Name is wrong but very good is they at hurt. Only think bad is connect sausage and cassarole! -Can you beieve!- Is not never be in beds with inside other!"

"You may think very big problem is be for us disguise, this. But very simple. Eros is clever and know whats-is! Be listen!" She wafted them even closer and whispered the next part, only wishing to share such wisdom with her dearest freinds.

Including Apophis?... Apparently yes?...

Nope, wait, spoke too soon.

Eros suddenly froze up, and gazed wide-eyed upon Apophis with a look of total abject terror.

"Princess, this nun is not a freind, why is nun here? W-Where did she hide A-pop-this? She also awake, A-pop-this was never awake when meet. Not Apupthis. Hevisa's princess, it's spooky! -I'm scared! -Help me please! ;~;"

05-01-2014, 10:23 AM
Eros ripped off her own catsuit with one hand, and tossed it to the empty air behind her. It wasn't just the metallic talons below; The threads split in such a way that you could suppose she designed it that way on purpose. Could Eros design things on purpose?

"I won't do any good." There was fire in her eyes, and not a hint of modesty or embarrassment in her red-lined form. The words were serious and vindictive. "I won't let his love go unaccepted. It's not in their virtue to leave it unaccepted. It is his love, and his to direct."

As if pulled from under the skin, a mass of black threads were yanked from her torso with a grotesquely beautiful pink mist. They writhed and knitted themselves of their own accord, soon snapping into shape and becoming the angular jet black uniform she was known for.

"and I will show him that my meager love is not worthless in return."

Her heels clicked along the hard basalt as she left the area, aside from the occasional wet popping sound as a stray organ or two exploded underfoot.