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Socrates
10-01-2011, 08:16 PM
I put this in chatterbox because it will inevitably become horrible and deformed from what I originally planned.

Lately I've been using omegle as a way to survey people, and I find brutally honest answers coming from it, it also shows just how fucked we are as a species.

The question I posed:

Do you find that as things become easier society becomes less evolved, or do you feel with the rise in technology we too will rise as human beings?

Answer that leaves my faith in humanity alive, if only for a bit:
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Do you find that as things become easier society becomes less evolved, or do you feel with the rise in technology we too will rise as human beings?

Stranger 1: i think society will become less evolved.

Stranger 2: i'm inclined to agree

Stranger 1: if things get to easy, humans get lazy, therefore we backtrack.

Stranger 1: *too

Stranger 2: it's already happening. we've become a microwave society; no one's willing to work hard for things, it seems

Stranger 1: its a shame.

Stranger 2: it really is. all of this technological innovation, and we're squandering it.

Stranger 2: because it's inherent in human nature to screw up everything nice we've ever had

Stranger 1: history tends to repeat itself.

Stranger 2: it seems to, yes

Stranger 2: so hopefully we'll figure out what idiots we are as a society while i'm still alive

Stranger 2 has disconnected


Usual answer: You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Do you find that as things become easier society becomes less evolved, or do you feel with the rise in technology we too will rise as human beings?

Stranger 1: The first one

Stranger 2: wtf i dont want to think

Stranger 2 has disconnected



Funny answer: You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Do you find that as things become easier society becomes less evolved, or do you feel with the rise in technology we too will rise as human beings?

Stranger 1: I think technology is seperating humanity.

Stranger 1: Everything is far too computerized, people are getting dumber and less social

Stranger 1: And it's sad.

Stranger 2: They should make a robot to get my food

Stranger 1 has disconnected

GunZet
10-01-2011, 08:19 PM
1: Omegle sucks, it's one of the many cess pools of the internet, trust me I went on a binge there once. *shudders*
2: We all know humanity is screwed one way or the other, accept it and go get some mcdonalds, and chill out playing GoW3 on your sexbox 360.

ClockHand
10-01-2011, 08:29 PM
Awful question.

"Less evolved" implied there is a line of evolution, a path.

Gedeon
10-01-2011, 10:18 PM
We evolve to become more lazy, i think.

Socrates
10-02-2011, 12:01 AM
Awful question.

"Less evolved" implied there is a line of evolution, a path.
Not really about the question, its more or less to see if two people can create an intelligent discussion or argument, also one minor mistake in a question does not make it bad, you still grasp the concept of said question.

ClockHand
10-02-2011, 12:06 AM
Oh so that thing is to make people discuss?

Why don't you try the same on a forum?

jubeh
10-02-2011, 12:14 AM
Why do japanese pitchers throw so many breaking balls
Stranger 1: pokemon
Stranger 2: YES

Socrates
10-02-2011, 12:16 AM
Because forums are filled with sarcastic people who nitpick.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
You don't think it is what it be, but it do.
Stranger 1: ಠ_ಠ

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Stranger 1: overruled

Stranger 2: lolno

Stranger 1: im the judge

Stranger 1: i will hold you in contempt of court

Stranger 2: I'M A SHARK

Stranger 1: ಠ_ಠ

GunZet
10-02-2011, 12:28 AM
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ClockHand
10-02-2011, 12:28 AM
But forum also have more people, which mean you will have a better statistic sample of human being to see if your faith for humanity is truly lost or not.

Blue_Dragon
10-03-2011, 01:50 AM
If you put it in General Discussion, you have to stay on topic at least a little, and might get some good comments.

Sylux
10-05-2011, 06:31 PM
no omegle is full of smart people because me and my clones screw around on there so humanity is good

toast
10-05-2011, 08:51 PM
lol xD

"What's your grade in math class?"



Stranger 2: bluewaffle.

Stranger 1: hi

Stranger 1: haha

Stranger 2: 83 !

Stranger 2: ;D

Stranger 1: i gota 82

Stranger 2: Haha.

Stranger 2: You're stupid.

Hamachi
10-05-2011, 09:17 PM
I like to troll Omegle with a java app that makes the users talk to Cleverbot.

Don't judge me.

jaidurn
10-05-2011, 09:40 PM
Start out talking about horses. End up talking about hunting horses.



You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!



Question to discuss:

You guys are the worst in bed. Prove me wrong.


Stranger 2: nah


Stranger 1: Woah


Stranger 1: Im actually the best(:


Stranger 2: im jizzing all over my sheet right now


Stranger 1: Hahah


Stranger 2: its the 4th time today my mom had to do the landry


Stranger 1: Oh I'll do the 5th :D


Stranger 2: ur gay


Stranger 1: Yeah I am


Stranger 2: true dat true dat


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Stranger 2 has disconnected


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!



Question to discuss:

Is the American government corrupt? Is Obama to blame? Why?


Stranger 2: i blame obama


Stranger 1: i blame osama


Stranger 2: everything was fine til he got in goverment


Stranger 2: government*


Stranger 2: ಠ_ಠ


Stranger 1: dude bush didn't know anything


Stranger 2: you know what i though once


Stranger 1: you know what i thought jsut now?


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Stranger 2: i thought obama was actually osama in disquest


Stranger 2: LOl


Stranger 1 has disconnected

Bardic-Dragoon
10-06-2011, 08:19 PM
As an old vet of Omegle (probably shouldn't admit to that) these conversations aren't that great. A (presumably) guy telling you about having a ten foot long piece of anatomy (take a guess which one) and the trials and tribulations of having it then we can talk (really wish i hadn't deleted my omegle log folder so much idiotic gold)

Outcast
10-06-2011, 09:25 PM
My favorite was the "platonic love for a box" conversation.