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09-26-2011, 11:30 PM
Keep the story going by adding a new sentence. Any attempt to end the story will not be humored.
There once was a fast horse named...
Toyota, and he could not stop running, no matter how much he tried...
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One day, Toyota found a Toyota in his pasture.
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And then he sold it to a dude named
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Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat (laughs) (squeaker) Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mainwaring (hoot, 'whoop') Smith
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for 3 dollars that he earned from
his night job as an existentialist ninja-rave club DJ.
Honda then continued to travel with his new Toyota to
the wide world of sports, where he became CEO of
09-27-2011, 03:41 PM
Honda decided cars just weren't enough, so he went to Spain and invested in
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tapas. However, he didn't know the appetizer business was so-
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binding. He couldn't shit for
Three cycles of the 5th moon of his planet.
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So he decided to go to another planet,
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to look for...
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a way to spew rainbows out of every orifice in his body, but when he got to this new planet, he unfortunately encountered---
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and became ill.
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So he took a sleep and went to dump.
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And was feeling fine by the morning
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until he was told to save Fantasia. Then he
went on an epic journey to find the
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The magic, fairy princess wand of baphomet which...
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looked like a penis.........
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atop a pair of magical
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wich were bodypainted as bowlingballs.
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Toyota started to think that his friend Honda should get........
10-01-2011, 03:09 PM
a pet clown midget so he........
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Could sacrifice it to the virgin midget devouring elder god...
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Bob, and that maybe, just MAYBE Honda could...
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spew rainbows out of every orifice in his body. But just as his wish was goin to come true...
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he lit his ass on fire.
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However, accidently he farted through the fire which blew out through to the face of
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so tits then continued to slap the guy who farted fire
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you see, tits was the Ultimate Grand-Master of the sacred Shaolin Kung Fu art of Fire Farting & would be damned if a puny upstart like Honda was to challenge her title
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as Big Ass Goddess.
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and ass and strongly smellin' vee-jay.
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But Honda didn't care about any of this because he had eaten one hundred bean burritos & his triple J silcone breast implant's came with an pneumatic air compressor standard. He pondered what could do to counter Tit's smelly vee-jay and...
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firmly renounced all worldly desires and became a monk.
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Honda then retreated to a cave wherin he pondred the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe...Everything for a million years...
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until he received word that Toyota being attacked by...
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A chimpansee playing cardgames on motorcycles.
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" N-nani?!! The infamous Royal Flush Chimp Biker Gang have attacked Toyota?!! NO!!!!", he exclaimed in fury and...
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He decided to kill them all and feast on their corpses using a...
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shovel. They tasted most...
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-ly like ass, however they granted him the power of...
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...super genius autism to predict the outcome of games of chance.
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So he tried he luck at Russian Roulette and...
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So again, he started for the retry but this time
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He gave up at the sight of too many penis'.
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Meanwhile, the Big Ass Goddess of Tits & Strongly Smelling Vee-Jay, Tits, observed her nemisis the Monk Honda's failure through a crystal ball from her Fortess of Fartitude while using an deity-strength douche to cleanse her strongly smelling vee-jay (alas, to no avail) and...
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...as she was just about ready to give birth to another deity, HONDA came trough the...
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cat door with a burning motorcycle made out of dead babies.
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Even though the motorcycle was made of dead babies, Tits was so enraged by the look of it and gets pissed to kill Honda.
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"A MOTORCYCLE COMPRISED OF DEAD BABIES?! ON FIRE?!!! YOU CUR...EVEN I WOULDN'T STOOP SOW LOW! WILL PAY FOR YOU INSOLENCE HONDAAAAAAAA!"
Summoning up all of her godly might, Tits leapt high in the air, hurtling towards Honda, did a 180 degree spin while performing a chinese spilt, stuck her but out at Honda (still in the air) & smited him with her ultimate attack: the Really Wet Uber Nega-Gas Blast!
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....and then Honda stood up, took out his gun and shoot the bitch.
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Tits died, so did all the other women in the universe after some freak accident. Honda went to toyota for advice on what to do. Unfortunately,toyota told Honda that women could only come back when...
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Then Peanut woke up, it was all a bad dream.
But then a unicorn charged through Peanut's bedroom, shitting a rainbow trail to adventure.
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Through the land of the pantless three eyed dwarfs.
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Then the unicorn exploded into Nayan Cat.
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Which was brutally violated and devoured by an amarok.
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The amarok was turned into epicface, and was to awesome so they die, from the splodies. (I would expland this, but if no one care's I'm to lazy to... Yet, I'm writing this, and continuing...)
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The epicface turned into zalgoface with it's eyes gouged out and it's flesh rotting away.
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(See no one cares.)
All of the sudden a brown kitten runs up and starts eating the flesh.
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but then the kitten ate too much and...
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Exploded, with rainbows, hearts and lovebeams flying everywhere.
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Then Jason Vorheese woke up screaming until he realized it was all just a horrible nightmare. Grabbing his trusty axe, he flung open the door to his shack at Crystal Lake and...
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violated a carebear.
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The carebear got so mad he killed everyone on earth.
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However, in cliched comic style action, just as the last person is dying, the one who comes to save the day is...
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And he pecks his penis off before
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-he dies a so painfull death.
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as Woody Woodpecker is slowly dieing, a docter by the name of Frank N. Stein shows up to use the brain of the guy whos obsessed with other guys wood to.....
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...serve as a tasty snack.
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the doctor served this snack to every one he knew. the unexpected sidefect was that they all became obsessed with wood. this mob then...
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this wood was great at first but...
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...after 4 hours of prolonged wood, the mob began to worry & saw a doctor.
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The doctor, obviously not amused by the fact that he was being sawed in half by an angry mob, laid a curse on them that...
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they will forever have wood.
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At first, the mob was really pissed at all this wood they suddenly had. But after a bit, they began to man up and build houses and stuff. They were pretty happy for a while, until one day
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their wood became limp
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Because the Big Ass Goddess of Tits & Strongly Smelling Vee-Jay (hey! read the whole story & you'll know!) , Tits sent her avatar to thier dimension & her farts basically were a real big turn off.
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so a rainbow ninja unicorn appeared to them
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And offered to give them any assistance they needed. They discussed it for a while, then decided....
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To have a insanely huge orgy
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And an orgasmic time was had by all. Everything seemed perfect...
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Until a big bootied alien chick
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dong, causing his head to spin and his brains to turn to
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10-14-2011, 01:36 AM
This man, who is in the middle of an epic orgasmic orgy, goes mad beecause his brains are now cow turds. He soon finds himself looking up to the greatest thing hes ever seen, big bootie alien chick and the goddess of tits and smelly v-jays goin at it until...
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he got shot...
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then a nurse passed by and gave him a...
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In the afterlife, he used that dollar to buy a
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soda from a vending machine. But the sodas cost $1.25, and the dollar was all he had, and the machine wouldn't give him his dollar back, so he
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took a dump and went to sleep.
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But awoke abruptly when he realized that only having $1.00 in heaven when you need $1.25 to use the vending machine meant that he was actually in hell. Screaming in terror he...
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bought a soda because the prices were cheaper there.
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..Boom!. . .
The Soda was had. . .and as he was digesting the SOda. .(yes its solid!). .a blue creature came out from his nose!. . .wrahahahahaha. . behold.. .I am. .Nodi. .the
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Gigantic Blue Booger. My friends call me Nodi, but you can call me Mistress," said the slimy, grey-blue nose-man. "Your eternal punishment for your sins will be
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...to drink an endless supply of 5Hr Energy drinks & watch every episode of The Teletubbies ona continuous loop! Now...DRINK!"
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Eating all the boogers from his nose. lol
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He realised he hated this "soda"
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then jumping off the cliff
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got wood and
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transformed into a giant yellow fluffy pillow which
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...ironically burst into flames as he plumeted closer to the hellish river of lava at the bottom of the cliff.
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then he saw Satan asking " Are you my new sex toy?"....then he said....
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"I'm here to finshed all the (bleep!) you started with the Boss eons ago."he decalared as he polymorphed into the Arch-Angel Gabriel & cut the Morningstar's head off with his +infinity Holy Avenger.
(que evangelical chior music)
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Satan then laughed as he had DR/Infinity+1 All.
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waaaaaat??? said the random kid in the corner
"My goodness, this story never ends" said the guy in row 23, seat G in the movie theater.
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"This story has gone to hell," said old man jenkins
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as he groped at the girl in the row ahead of him.
as he groped at the girl in the row ahead of him.
Who turned around and ate his soul.
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And then he was soulless
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But he was okay with that, because...
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So he went to Seoul
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who sent him to his room, which was in...
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the second corridor of the hospital...
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where he soon found out he
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... was adopted.
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Irritate Face, his birthname, thereafter did happen upon a
woman who spoke in binary.
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She stabbed him
But missed his heart, which was in his right foot.
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