PDA

View Full Version : The new never ending story thread



jubeh
09-26-2011, 11:30 PM
Keep the story going by adding a new sentence. Any attempt to end the story will not be humored.

There once was a fast horse named...

Fenn
09-26-2011, 11:34 PM
Toyota, and he could not stop running, no matter how much he tried...

ClockHand
09-26-2011, 11:39 PM
The End.

jubeh
09-26-2011, 11:42 PM
Please continue

pajamajam
09-26-2011, 11:46 PM
One day, Toyota found a Toyota in his pasture.

Fenn
09-26-2011, 11:47 PM
He named it Toyota.

jubeh
09-26-2011, 11:48 PM
And then he sold it to a dude named

pajamajam
09-26-2011, 11:53 PM
Honda

Fenn
09-26-2011, 11:56 PM
Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat (laughs) (squeaker) Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mainwaring (hoot, 'whoop') Smith

jubeh
09-26-2011, 11:58 PM
for 3 dollars that he earned from

Fenn
09-27-2011, 12:03 AM
his night job as an existentialist ninja-rave club DJ.

Sho
09-27-2011, 01:12 PM
Honda then continued to travel with his new Toyota to

Fenn
09-27-2011, 01:28 PM
the wide world of sports, where he became CEO of

Renzokuken
09-27-2011, 03:41 PM
Toyota.

Fenn
09-27-2011, 08:03 PM
Honda decided cars just weren't enough, so he went to Spain and invested in

Evil_Cake
09-27-2011, 08:21 PM
tapas. However, he didn't know the appetizer business was so-

pajamajam
09-27-2011, 09:55 PM
binding. He couldn't shit for

Fenn
09-27-2011, 10:08 PM
Three cycles of the 5th moon of his planet.

Superdooperphailmachine
09-28-2011, 03:42 AM
So he decided to go to another planet,

Siaman
09-28-2011, 06:57 AM
to look for...

Joosh
09-28-2011, 07:14 AM
a way to spew rainbows out of every orifice in his body, but when he got to this new planet, he unfortunately encountered---

Fenn
09-28-2011, 09:39 AM
aliens

:|

Renzokuken
09-28-2011, 10:44 AM
and became ill.

Evil_Cake
09-28-2011, 12:37 PM
So he took a sleep and went to dump.

Superdooperphailmachine
09-28-2011, 06:02 PM
And was feeling fine by the morning

Blue_Dragon
09-29-2011, 12:19 AM
until he was told to save Fantasia. Then he

Sho
10-01-2011, 06:31 AM
went on an epic journey to find the

Outcast
10-01-2011, 07:11 AM
The magic, fairy princess wand of baphomet which...

Gedeon
10-01-2011, 10:41 AM
looked like a penis.........

Renzokuken
10-01-2011, 11:03 AM
atop a pair of magical

Sylux
10-01-2011, 11:08 AM
tits

Hell_Baron
10-01-2011, 11:18 AM
wich were bodypainted as bowlingballs.

Gedeon
10-01-2011, 02:54 PM
Toyota started to think that his friend Honda should get........

Hell_Baron
10-01-2011, 03:09 PM
a pet clown midget so he........

Outcast
10-01-2011, 10:55 PM
Could sacrifice it to the virgin midget devouring elder god...

Black_Shaggie
10-02-2011, 02:00 AM
Bob, and that maybe, just MAYBE Honda could...

DemonChild101
10-02-2011, 02:38 AM
spew rainbows out of every orifice in his body. But just as his wish was goin to come true...

Renzokuken
10-02-2011, 04:59 AM
he lit his ass on fire.

Erikku
10-02-2011, 05:41 AM
However, accidently he farted through the fire which blew out through to the face of

Sylux
10-02-2011, 12:26 PM
tits

Sho
10-02-2011, 01:31 PM
so tits then continued to slap the guy who farted fire

Black_Shaggie
10-02-2011, 04:42 PM
you see, tits was the Ultimate Grand-Master of the sacred Shaolin Kung Fu art of Fire Farting & would be damned if a puny upstart like Honda was to challenge her title

Sylux
10-02-2011, 05:36 PM
as Big Ass Goddess.

Gedeon
10-02-2011, 05:54 PM
...of tits....

Sylux
10-02-2011, 06:23 PM
and ass and strongly smellin' vee-jay.

Black_Shaggie
10-02-2011, 09:12 PM
But Honda didn't care about any of this because he had eaten one hundred bean burritos & his triple J silcone breast implant's came with an pneumatic air compressor standard. He pondered what could do to counter Tit's smelly vee-jay and...

Hamachi
10-02-2011, 10:06 PM
firmly renounced all worldly desires and became a monk.

Black_Shaggie
10-02-2011, 11:51 PM
Honda then retreated to a cave wherin he pondred the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe...Everything for a million years...

Blue_Dragon
10-03-2011, 01:26 AM
until he received word that Toyota being attacked by...

Hell_Baron
10-03-2011, 01:59 AM
A chimpansee playing cardgames on motorcycles.

Black_Shaggie
10-03-2011, 10:23 PM
:monkey_hyaaa:

" N-nani?!! The infamous Royal Flush Chimp Biker Gang have attacked Toyota?!! NO!!!!", he exclaimed in fury and...

Outcast
10-03-2011, 11:27 PM
He decided to kill them all and feast on their corpses using a...

Blue_Dragon
10-03-2011, 11:31 PM
shovel. They tasted most...

Outcast
10-04-2011, 12:12 AM
-ly like ass, however they granted him the power of...

Black_Shaggie
10-04-2011, 12:30 AM
...super genius autism to predict the outcome of games of chance.

Blue_Dragon
10-04-2011, 12:33 AM
So he tried he luck at Russian Roulette and...

Outcast
10-04-2011, 12:38 AM
Failed.

Erikku
10-04-2011, 01:58 AM
So again, he started for the retry but this time

GunZet
10-04-2011, 02:08 AM
He gave up at the sight of too many penis'.

Black_Shaggie
10-04-2011, 02:58 AM
Meanwhile, the Big Ass Goddess of Tits & Strongly Smelling Vee-Jay, Tits, observed her nemisis the Monk Honda's failure through a crystal ball from her Fortess of Fartitude while using an deity-strength douche to cleanse her strongly smelling vee-jay (alas, to no avail) and...

Gedeon
10-04-2011, 06:40 PM
...as she was just about ready to give birth to another deity, HONDA came trough the...

Hell_Baron
10-05-2011, 05:47 AM
cat door with a burning motorcycle made out of dead babies.

Erikku
10-05-2011, 07:14 AM
Even though the motorcycle was made of dead babies, Tits was so enraged by the look of it and gets pissed to kill Honda.

Black_Shaggie
10-06-2011, 12:59 PM
"A MOTORCYCLE COMPRISED OF DEAD BABIES?! ON FIRE?!!! YOU CUR...EVEN I WOULDN'T STOOP SOW LOW! WILL PAY FOR YOU INSOLENCE HONDAAAAAAAA!"

Summoning up all of her godly might, Tits leapt high in the air, hurtling towards Honda, did a 180 degree spin while performing a chinese spilt, stuck her but out at Honda (still in the air) & smited him with her ultimate attack: the Really Wet Uber Nega-Gas Blast!

Gedeon
10-06-2011, 04:25 PM
....and then Honda stood up, took out his gun and shoot the bitch.

Joosh
10-06-2011, 04:29 PM
Tits died, so did all the other women in the universe after some freak accident. Honda went to toyota for advice on what to do. Unfortunately,toyota told Honda that women could only come back when...

Byakuran
10-06-2011, 06:33 PM
Then Peanut woke up, it was all a bad dream.

Lucy
10-06-2011, 06:50 PM
But then a unicorn charged through Peanut's bedroom, shitting a rainbow trail to adventure.

Outcast
10-06-2011, 09:31 PM
Through the land of the pantless three eyed dwarfs.

Kenzieroo
10-06-2011, 09:34 PM
Then the unicorn exploded into Nayan Cat.

Outcast
10-06-2011, 09:45 PM
Which was brutally violated and devoured by an amarok.

Kenzieroo
10-06-2011, 09:52 PM
The amarok was turned into epicface, and was to awesome so they die, from the splodies. (I would expland this, but if no one care's I'm to lazy to... Yet, I'm writing this, and continuing...)

Outcast
10-06-2011, 09:57 PM
The epicface turned into zalgoface with it's eyes gouged out and it's flesh rotting away.

Kenzieroo
10-06-2011, 10:05 PM
(See no one cares.)
All of the sudden a brown kitten runs up and starts eating the flesh.

snowb400
10-06-2011, 10:12 PM
but then the kitten ate too much and...

Outcast
10-06-2011, 10:29 PM
Exploded, with rainbows, hearts and lovebeams flying everywhere.

Black_Shaggie
10-06-2011, 11:14 PM
Then Jason Vorheese woke up screaming until he realized it was all just a horrible nightmare. Grabbing his trusty axe, he flung open the door to his shack at Crystal Lake and...

Hell_Baron
10-07-2011, 01:16 AM
violated a carebear.

Kenzieroo
10-07-2011, 10:08 AM
The carebear got so mad he killed everyone on earth.

snowb400
10-07-2011, 10:32 AM
However, in cliched comic style action, just as the last person is dying, the one who comes to save the day is...

Black_Shaggie
10-07-2011, 10:49 AM
WOODY WOODPECKER!

Renzokuken
10-07-2011, 06:01 PM
And he pecks his penis off before

Kenzieroo
10-07-2011, 10:26 PM
-he dies a so painfull death.

DemonChild101
10-07-2011, 10:56 PM
as Woody Woodpecker is slowly dieing, a docter by the name of Frank N. Stein shows up to use the brain of the guy whos obsessed with other guys wood to.....

pajamajam
10-07-2011, 11:26 PM
...serve as a tasty snack.

DemonChild101
10-07-2011, 11:50 PM
the doctor served this snack to every one he knew. the unexpected sidefect was that they all became obsessed with wood. this mob then...

Renzokuken
10-08-2011, 06:03 AM
got wood.

DemonChild101
10-08-2011, 10:26 AM
this wood was great at first but...

Black_Shaggie
10-08-2011, 04:09 PM
...after 4 hours of prolonged wood, the mob began to worry & saw a doctor.

Hell_Baron
10-08-2011, 04:34 PM
The doctor, obviously not amused by the fact that he was being sawed in half by an angry mob, laid a curse on them that...

Renzokuken
10-08-2011, 06:02 PM
they will forever have wood.

pajamajam
10-08-2011, 11:22 PM
At first, the mob was really pissed at all this wood they suddenly had. But after a bit, they began to man up and build houses and stuff. They were pretty happy for a while, until one day

DemonChild101
10-08-2011, 11:36 PM
their wood became limp

Black_Shaggie
10-09-2011, 02:05 AM
Because the Big Ass Goddess of Tits & Strongly Smelling Vee-Jay (hey! read the whole story & you'll know!) , Tits sent her avatar to thier dimension & her farts basically were a real big turn off.

Renzokuken
10-09-2011, 09:00 AM
so a rainbow ninja unicorn appeared to them

Blue_Dragon
10-12-2011, 02:28 AM
And offered to give them any assistance they needed. They discussed it for a while, then decided....

Hell_Baron
10-12-2011, 07:10 AM
To have a insanely huge orgy

Sho
10-12-2011, 01:46 PM
with lots of cakes

Outcast
10-12-2011, 06:11 PM
and watersports

Blue_Dragon
10-12-2011, 07:37 PM
And an orgasmic time was had by all. Everything seemed perfect...

Sylux
10-12-2011, 09:21 PM
Until a big bootied alien chick

Siaman
10-12-2011, 10:51 PM
punch his

Sylux
10-13-2011, 08:32 PM
dong, causing his head to spin and his brains to turn to

foxhound
10-13-2011, 08:45 PM
Cow Turd

DemonChild101
10-14-2011, 01:36 AM
This man, who is in the middle of an epic orgasmic orgy, goes mad beecause his brains are now cow turds. He soon finds himself looking up to the greatest thing hes ever seen, big bootie alien chick and the goddess of tits and smelly v-jays goin at it until...

Siaman
10-14-2011, 04:26 AM
he got shot...

Renzokuken
10-14-2011, 06:24 PM
and died.

Siaman
10-14-2011, 07:15 PM
then a nurse passed by and gave him a...

pajamajam
10-14-2011, 08:32 PM
dollar.

Evil_Cake
10-14-2011, 08:33 PM
In the afterlife, he used that dollar to buy a

pajamajam
10-14-2011, 08:55 PM
soda from a vending machine. But the sodas cost $1.25, and the dollar was all he had, and the machine wouldn't give him his dollar back, so he

Sylux
10-14-2011, 09:31 PM
took a dump and went to sleep.

Black_Shaggie
10-15-2011, 12:13 AM
But awoke abruptly when he realized that only having $1.00 in heaven when you need $1.25 to use the vending machine meant that he was actually in hell. Screaming in terror he...

Evil_Cake
10-15-2011, 12:21 AM
bought a soda because the prices were cheaper there.

tagYURIT
10-15-2011, 12:35 AM
..Boom!. . .

The Soda was had. . .and as he was digesting the SOda. .(yes its solid!). .a blue creature came out from his nose!. . .wrahahahahaha. . behold.. .I am. .Nodi. .the

pajamajam
10-15-2011, 12:40 AM
Gigantic Blue Booger. My friends call me Nodi, but you can call me Mistress," said the slimy, grey-blue nose-man. "Your eternal punishment for your sins will be

Black_Shaggie
10-15-2011, 01:05 AM
...to drink an endless supply of 5Hr Energy drinks & watch every episode of The Teletubbies ona continuous loop! Now...DRINK!"

Siaman
10-15-2011, 01:05 AM
suddenly...

Erikku
10-15-2011, 01:13 AM
Eating all the boogers from his nose. lol

Evil_Cake
10-15-2011, 01:14 AM
what

Renzokuken
10-15-2011, 06:14 AM
He realised he hated this "soda"

MiguelAndrew
10-15-2011, 07:34 AM
then jumping off the cliff

Renzokuken
10-15-2011, 11:10 AM
got wood and

DrPumpkin
10-15-2011, 11:44 AM
transformed into a giant yellow fluffy pillow which

Black_Shaggie
10-15-2011, 12:05 PM
...ironically burst into flames as he plumeted closer to the hellish river of lava at the bottom of the cliff.

MiguelAndrew
10-17-2011, 03:25 AM
then he saw Satan asking " Are you my new sex toy?"....then he said....

Renzokuken
10-17-2011, 12:26 PM
"Nah mate."

Black_Shaggie
10-18-2011, 12:17 AM
"I'm here to finshed all the (bleep!) you started with the Boss eons ago."he decalared as he polymorphed into the Arch-Angel Gabriel & cut the Morningstar's head off with his +infinity Holy Avenger.
(que evangelical chior music)

Bacon_Barbarian
10-18-2011, 12:47 AM
Satan then laughed as he had DR/Infinity+1 All.

DemonChild101
11-04-2011, 06:01 PM
waaaaaat??? said the random kid in the corner

Fenn
11-04-2011, 06:03 PM
"My goodness, this story never ends" said the guy in row 23, seat G in the movie theater.

Sylux
11-04-2011, 07:31 PM
"This story has gone to hell," said old man jenkins

Blue_Dragon
11-04-2011, 11:59 PM
as he groped at the girl in the row ahead of him.

Fenn
11-05-2011, 01:55 PM
as he groped at the girl in the row ahead of him.

Who turned around and ate his soul.

Sylux
11-05-2011, 03:50 PM
And then he was soulless

Hell_Baron
11-05-2011, 05:35 PM
But he was okay with that, because...

Fenn
11-05-2011, 05:38 PM
He still had two soles.

pajamajam
11-05-2011, 10:02 PM
So he went to Seoul

DemonChild101
11-05-2011, 10:33 PM
to grope...

Sylux
11-05-2011, 10:42 PM
his mommy

GAbRieLWrIgHt
11-05-2011, 10:54 PM
who sent him to his room, which was in...

DemonChild101
11-05-2011, 11:19 PM
the second corridor of the hospital...

Blue_Dragon
11-06-2011, 12:21 AM
where he soon found out he

Gedeon
11-07-2011, 10:40 AM
... was adopted.

Sylux
11-07-2011, 02:12 PM
Irritate Face, his birthname, thereafter did happen upon a

Fenn
11-07-2011, 02:17 PM
woman who spoke in binary.

Renzokuken
11-07-2011, 03:16 PM
She stabbed him

Fenn
11-07-2011, 05:32 PM
But missed his heart, which was in his right foot.