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IanPMD
06-25-2011, 01:02 PM
Just post any sentence(s) you thought of or heard that is completely paradoxical, contradictory, idiotic, mindless, and/or stupid. One sentence(or set of short sentences) per post, and in quotation marks. Please refrain from commenting on other's sentences(in detail). And also try not to make this into another 'Chats and Quotes of MT' thread. I'll start:

"There is no God. Amen."

Sho
06-25-2011, 01:22 PM
''I herd yo liek sentences so I put a sentence inside yo sentence so yo can read yo sentence while yo reading yo sentence.''

indescribable
06-25-2011, 01:43 PM
"I could care less."

Hell_Baron
06-25-2011, 01:53 PM
"OMGLOL DEWM'S GRAPICHKS SUCK HARD LOL. COD IS BEST GAME EVER. LOLOMGFAG"

CypressDahlia
06-25-2011, 02:43 PM
"it's so easy, it's like eat a toast."

Hayashida
06-25-2011, 02:54 PM
"it's so easy, it's like eat a toast."

what. what does this even mean.

neogenstru
06-25-2011, 03:44 PM
"No offense, but you suck at life."

jubeh
06-25-2011, 03:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z2Z23SAFVA&feature=player_embedded

Hell_Baron
06-25-2011, 04:22 PM
That's it.
Jubeh wins.

Hayashida
06-25-2011, 04:31 PM
hahaha. Bee-ah-koo-say.

Byakuran
06-25-2011, 09:43 PM
' You suck :) '

' Even my grandmother can do better :D '

A smiley doesn't make you less douchy. if you want to say a nasty remark and not want to sound nasty then dont maki it... i hate those contradicted smilies.

Fenn
06-26-2011, 10:27 AM
I read this one online:

"The sailboat gently floated down the river just the way a rock wouldn't."

neogenstru
06-27-2011, 11:40 AM
"Thumbs up if you were bored and typed in poop... backwards!!! :o"

goggy
06-27-2011, 11:45 AM
"Are you okay?"

Evil_Cake
06-27-2011, 02:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyHzhtARf8M&feature=player_embedded

Hayashida
06-27-2011, 03:35 PM
How'd it get there? How'd it get there? How'd it get there? How'd it get there? How'd it...

Harvester_Of_Sorrow
06-27-2011, 04:46 PM
"I could care less."

Win.

Sylux
06-27-2011, 06:30 PM
Lol what Mars has two moons ._.

Harvester_Of_Sorrow
06-27-2011, 07:11 PM
Pointing out Bill O'Reillys mistakes is just too easy. The man is perfect for American conservative news broadcasting. A fucking moron.