Talk about yourself in this thread

[jubeh]

Get it out of your system.

[indescribable]

Jubeh did you know that the universe revolves around me.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Nowai. Me too.

[jubeh]

Yeah it revolves around your giant butt

[GunZet]

I am everything, and everything is me.

[CypressDahlia]

I just had the biggest burrito.

[neogenstru]

One thing people don't know about me is that I have a really big dictionary

[indescribable]

Yeah it revolves around your giant butt

Watch it, or I just might squash the universe you so happen to live in with my giant butt.

[Byakuran]

' Narscist/Emo thread '

[Psy]

narcissist*

I just found out I am awesome. Let's talk about it.

[GunZet]

Odd, lots of people are finding out they're awesome today.

[Sylux]

Everything in the universe is to be taken as it relates to me. My ego is almost at Delphiner level and my vocabulary is very super-average. My understanding of the English language and my comprehension of all pre-modern texts are only paralleled by four people in my life definitely. There are only two people I'll allow in this world to dominate me in conversation, and three I model myself after. Everyone else is to model themselves after me or others, though I do not care which because there are only four people in this world I surely care about, and one whom I respect dearly enough to avoid confrontation of all kind with. I do not come off as pretentious, because I do not care about anyone enough to exalt my superiority over and dominate them in a direct manner, lest my mother, but only because she challenges me and reveres her own self to me (I'd much rather spend time controlling grander things, which I may never do because of my ingrained laziness inherited from my biological father). In fact, the only reason I'm really writing any of this is for myself so that I can really lay down my personality in stone and refer back to it, as this is a surely grandiosely happy time in my life which I have never felt before, and I do not wish to regress.

TL;DR: I really love myself and I am happy.

[GunZet]

This is an intervention and when are you gonna stop lying to me Sy?

[Sylux]

What have I lied to you aboot? O_o

[Outcast]

Self confidence.

[GunZet]

Self confidence.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeWjzBHUdsI

[jubeh]

If you ever feel like your confidence is low it's best to take a dump and go to sleep. Confucious said that.

[Hayashida]

It's true you know, he really did. He said it right after taking a dump and just before going to sleep.

[GunZet]

He took one big dump and went to sleep....forever.

[jubeh]

Well that's what happens when you dump out your soul.

[Psy]

How do you wipe after that?!

[jubeh]

Well I just imagine you die in a puddle of your own shit

[GunZet]

Crappy way to die.

[jubeh]

Well I mean when you die you're just going to crap all over the place anyway so at least this way you have a little control.

[Psy]

Whole new meaning to "The final release".

[GunZet]

Everything you've said lately has been so anal. Why can't you be bright about some of this for once?

[jubeh]

Gunzet tbh you're being kind of an ass

[GunZet]

You talk so much shit.

[Outcast]

God damn it. Shit everywhere.

[GunZet]

Bummer.

[jubeh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6C9RBMCJOY

[Evil_Cake]

embedding diabled by request

[GunZet]

Good job Jubeh.

[jubeh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

[GunZet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

[Sylux]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX3JnUhTaE&feature=related

[jubeh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RtM9VWwAyI

[GunZet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

[jubeh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bYFRzNruJc

[GunZet]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKss2uYpih8

[Byakuran]

I'm so sad guys :(

I failed my math retake i feel like an idiot... ;A; i DID do stuff for math sleepless nights i had man.... MAAAAAAN
asdgjkfgds at least i still can go over with one bad grade = - =,,

[Sylux]

Why don't you just read Wikipedia or a math textbook.

[Byakuran]

It's 2 late now and i DID ..... oh well

So guys any plans for summer?

[Sylux]

Yeah I'm going to get baked all the time, get drunk and have tons of dirty man-whore sexy time.

[Delphinus]

^ are you even hot enough to be a man-whore?

[Byakuran]

You don't need to be hot to be a man WHORE... really?

going to london in 2 weeks can't wait :D

[GunZet]

Why London, why not somewhere exciting like Australia, or Greenland.

[Byakuran]

BECAUSE I HAVE NO MONEY FOR THAT. :l

London is the only place i can go. and its even for a wedding.

[GunZet]

I got like, a couple million euros just laying around under my bed lol.

[Delphinus]

You don't need to be hot to be a man WHORE... really?

last time I checked people were more likely to pay for a hot person than for an obese buck-toothed syphilis-ridden double amputee.

[Hayashida]

unless you're kinky

[Outcast]

Well that's a fun top of the page post.

[Sylux]

^ are you even hot enough to be a man-whore?
Idk, you be the judge.
http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/1770/21580917399852117331001.jpg

[Hayashida]

Dude you look like a girl. Also who's that loser beside you giving the thumbs up.

[Sylux]

That's my girlfriend with the skull on her shirt and the beard.

[Hayashida]

gross dude tell her to shave that shit

[Sylux]

No I like bearded ladies

[neogenstru]

I would totally hit that

[CypressDahlia]

I saw a mushroom about 2-feet in diameter today...

[GunZet]

Did you smoke it?

[Sylux]

Wth you can smoke shrooms? O_o

[GunZet]

I wouldn't know, but I'd assume anything really really dry can be burnt and inhaled.

[CypressDahlia]

It would probably kill me. So no.

[GunZet]

What kills you only makes you stronger...oh wait.

[Sylux]

Stronger smelling.

[butternut]

I walked a lot at the same place today.

[Byakuran]

I saw a mushroom about 2-feet in diameter today...

Did you get 1UP?

[Sho]

It's more likely he turned into a giant if you're thinking Mario.