[D&D 3.5] Sex, Foxes, and Rock n' Roll

Alexander Hamilton · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:02 am Post subject:

Saiza stood up. "If you're going to try and convince me to take the job again, then there isn't any point in another meeting. My mind's made up. Have fun, Mathias. I'll be at that inn we saw down the road."

And so he left, and headed to the inn.

Kodos · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:05 am Post subject:

She shrugged again and put her arms around Mathias and sighed happily.

"You know Mathias, I'm here throwing myself at you and you'd rather look at some dusty old books than look at my tits. That's not really normal. Or healthy. You need to lighten up, mister. Luckily for you, I think I can help you on both fronts." She laughed softly.

"I'm sure you'd like that."

duskwing123 · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:17 am Post subject:

"I was never told I was normal" he grinned. "But really...you'd be the greatest help if you do have information...or person who would know more, regarding the artificial arcane intelligence and life..."

"If anything else...I'm sorry but I think I should catch up with Saiza if I'm to be able to convince him, ever"

Kodos · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:27 am Post subject:

She laughed. It was like music.

"Mathias, golems are boring, and undead are generally bad lays. I'm alive, and aren't I better?"

"The man I want to give the book you are getting me as a gift is a loner. He surrounds himself with his golems and other creations and lives alone, in a massive tower. Mathias, do you want to wind up like that? A semi-crazy old man living alone in a tower?"

"You remind me of him. You are approaching magic all wrong." She added, matter of factly.

duskwing123 · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:56 am Post subject:

"I never intend to lock myself in a tower. Not without doing any good for people, anyway...." Mathias argued, and he knew he wasn't the worst case of nerds around. Him being genius has given him a measure of freedom to spend a few hours less with books and experiments and on other things, as opposed to some of his wizard friends from the academy.

"I...should be going...now?"

Kodos · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:16 am Post subject:

"No you stay here, with me." She laughed. "Don't worry, I don't bite unless you ask me to." She smiled at him.

She took one of his hands and placed it on her ample cleavage.
Exclamation

OH GODS SECOND BASE Exclamation

"What do you feel?" she purred. "My heart? Your arousal? My arousal? Any of those would be the answer I'm looking for, sweetie. Do you get it? Life is motion. Emotion is motion. All that lives, moves. Maybe not in a way we can notice, but it moves. That is the essence of life."

She pulled him closer. Gods she was magnificent. Earlier Mathias had wondered if she was as pretty as a sex goddess. Now he wondered if sex goddesses were as pretty as her.

Oh... and his hand... was still.... oh my.

"It's the essence of magic too, darling. It's alive, in it's own way, and it moves and flows through Nature and other things. You can't trap it, you can't stop it. It simply is."

She kissed him, this time with the tongue.

"Mathias, you're not a virgin, right? Either way you're in for a treat," she giggled, "but that's not the point, pardon the unintentional innuendo - that one anyway was unintentional." More laughter. "You don't dominate a lover, right? You don't just tell her what to do and how to do it. It's much more rewarding - for all those involved - to let things flow naturally. To let them move as they wish. It's the same thing, Mathias. You can't control magic, tell it what to do. It resents that. You can try, sure, but what you'll get is something awkward and impotent that leaves you unsatisfied and always wanting more."

"And you do want more. Here I am offering myself to you for a night - and who knows how many future nights - of wild sex and all you can think of are some dusty old magic tomes that will ultimately leave you unsatisfied." She kissed him again.

"Don't worry, though, I'll let you see them, but you're doing it wrong. If you really want to learn, I'm happy to teach. Just like I'm happy to do other things."

"The books won't satisfy, but don't worry I won't let you down." She pulled him closer still and kissed him deeply yet again.

She was beyond beautiful, and she was beyond sexual. What he had experienced with Claudia, with Delilah even, was a pale shadow of what Rin was showing him. And gods it felt good.

And then she was laying him down on one of the larger cushions. And she was sliding out of that skimpy kimono. Oh gods, she was even more beautiful than he imagined.

***

There were no words.
She was beyond incredible.
This was sex. What he did with Claudia was the echo of it.
Maybe she was a sex goddess?

She was insatiable. By the time he finally passed out from exhaustion she was still ready for more. At least she wasn't a Succubus, he figured, he'd be dead by now if that was the case.

In any case, as much as some parts of his brain was screaming at him to stay awake more and keep going, fall asleep he eventually did. And so ended their first day back in Kusanagi. Saiza behaved like a child, and Mathias scored with the most beautiful woman in the world.

NO MOAR SAIZAPOASTS OR MATHIASPOASTS UNTIL THE REST OF THE PARTY GET TO TOWN. GAWD.

Shozag · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:51 pm Post subject:

Makoto slipped into the bar area, curious as to where Ulow had gone. She knew, though, that the spider woman could take care of herself, and would be back if Makoto was needed.

Feeling the hangover, Makoto slumped into one of the barstools, asking for a tea to take the edge off.

Oh how she hoped no one would piss her off.

Delphinus · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:55 pm Post subject:

Oedipus saw a bebreasted being enter the bar, sensing it almost before it entered. Ulow? No, it was 'Makoto', the ninja. And Pelor preserve him, did she look pissed off.

Somewhat tentatively and embarrassed a little, Oedipus walked slowly over to her table and looked at her.

"Makoto, right? Where's uh.. spider-girl? The 'chitine'; she said she'd be here."

Shozag · Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:13 pm Post subject:

Makoto grunted at the imposing irritation. Something that sounded like "I 'unno."

Gulping down more of her finally arrived tea, she mumbled

"She'll be here when she gets here."

Delphinus · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:55 pm Post subject:

"Uh. I suppose so."

He was about to walk away, but the ninja's bouncing fun-bags entranced him so. Oh Pelor. How does one get such things into the conversation.

"Sorry for groping your tits. They are nice tits, though."

OH SHIT. Oedipus wasn't nervous, not really, but something about the bulging chest enthralled him, made him look at the otherwise-fairly-average ninja. Or at least at her torso.
He failed to remember that there was a woman behind the gigantic bosom.

Knowledge Check (Feminism): 1d20-7 = 3

Failed to remember that women are more than their physical assets.

Shozag · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:02 pm Post subject:

"O-? Nev' heard that befour." Makoto muttered sarcastically through more gulps. This kind of guy, eh?

What a pain in the ass.

"You best intend on buying me drinks when I'm done with this hangover."

Regantor · Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:55 pm Post subject:

Ulow lead Veldan back to the red page inn, alrough brooding so intensely that she said little past random grunts, and even forgot to wipe the blood from her mouth for several minutes. As if the tension in this town wasn't thick enough to cut with a knife as it was...

Arriving at the bar section, hopped onto the stool next to Makoto, propped up her head with her elbow, and then proceeded to ignore Oedipus completely.

Lord Windy · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:05 am Post subject:

Anxious from the strange mood the small spider woman was emanating, Veldan carefully sat on the opposite side of Makoto to the spider, with Claudia taking the seat next to her as well.

It was kinda awkward. There was a small spider who looked ready to kill and eat Saiza, a Ninja nursing a hangover grumpily and a ridiculous looking elf staring at Makoto.

Deciding it wasn't worth the hassle of trying to cheer anyone up, she pulled a barman/waiter aside.

"Could I order some bread and fried eggs?" She asked politely asked. "Claudia, do you want anything?"

Kodos · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:22 am Post subject:

Claudia just nodded her head no and sat down next to Ulow, ignoring the looks her figure was getting her and gave the spider lady a sad little smile as she took one of the Chitine's many hands in hers.

"Want to talk about it? I'm not good at this, but I'm a good listener...."

Another sad little smile.

Regantor · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:55 pm Post subject:

"...I-I-I'm oudda words..." Ulow responded, looking into the counter rather than at the woman trying to comfort her. It was obvious her mind was elsewhere since her translation was slipping. "...wasn'd exactly... d-d-didn'd expect..."

It was even more obvious what she was thinking when her brow suddenly furrowed, and dark blotches seemed to run across her skin for a split second.

"...He played me..."

Delphinus · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:46 pm Post subject:

"Uh. Chi...tine? I don't think you gave me your name... and Makoto? And you," gesturing to Claudia, "what's the matter? Did your men leave you, or something?"

Good opportunity there.

"Because," he grinned, rearranging his handsome face [Cha 24] into a sultry smile, "I can cheer all of you up."

Knowledge (Feminism): 1d20-7 = 6

Remembered that women are people, but forgot that most of them aren't nymphomaniacs.

Shozag · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:02 pm Post subject:

Makoto glanced at Ulow with concern. What had happened now?

Makoto placed an easy arm around Ulow, and sent Veldan a questioning glance.

Still ignoring that damned elf.

Alexander Hamilton · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:45 pm Post subject:

Saiza decided to spend the evening enjoying himself: visiting bars, exploring the city, and playing with the foxes. There were plenty of whores, and he concluded that it would be much harder to make a living in that line of work than he’d thought. Most weren’t amateurs desperate for a copper, but professionals, proud of their work. He could not hope to compete. Still, he decided that this would be a lovely city to stay in long term.

Despite himself, Saiza couldn’t help looking for information about Therion’s movements, and other disasters that had befallen his old homeland.

Gather Information Check
1d20 → [16] = (16)

Kodos · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:21 pm Post subject:

Saiza gained some information, although most people were happy and preoccupied enough with local concerns that they didn't have much to say regarding the Worldsmasher and his activities beyond a general statement of gratitude to their luck at being largely ignored by him.

In any case, this is what Saiza learned:

Doré was in ruins - and not just the titular capital city. Apparently Therion's armies had leveled nearly all the settlements in the area, and what few settlements survived now faced great danger from the demons, monsters and Undead left in Therion's wake, and from the native bands of Gnolls and Wargs that are now running wild and unchecked.

Apparently motivated by that attack and the earlier attack on Brookhaven, the nations of the west have begun to contribute military forces to an alliance being led by Lareaux with the aims of leading a retaliatory strike against Therion.

The King of Rape's current location is unknown but he is presumed to be back at his lair in Worldbreaker Keep. Most survivors of Doré claim to have seen the Great Wyrm heading back towards the West, towardshis homeland. Reports claim a second Red Dragon, a female claiming to be Therion's current favored consort, who was present at the destruction of some of Doré's cities, was seen heading towards Vetrheim once she had completed her work.

On the bright side, no other cities have since exploded or turned into insane nightmarescapes born from the death of reason.

***

Saiza knew a bit of Lareaux, one of the Human nations near Arcturium. Large, powerful, and in many ways to St. Cuthbert what Doré was to Heironeous. A tough, no-nonsense, Lawful Neutral nation with the bite to back up its bark.

Alexander Hamilton · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:25 pm Post subject:

At least Therion wasn't gallivanting across the countryside anymore... And he wasn't close to the region. Still, he couldn't convince himself that Therion didn't have other evil things planned.

Still, Saiza was able to sleep with relative peace that night in the inn.