And so from the sky shall fall copious amounts of cake in booze, in equal measure to be delivered to the people. And god shall say to eat only what falls and not to take more than what's needed. And then of course since it's cake and booze, people are going to horde THE SHIT out of it and then god is going to be like "bro, not cool" and the world will explode.

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i guess i can live with that.

I don't think the world's gonna end then, but if it does:

I'll go out to some high rooftop in a populated place with my cello and play "Farewell" by Apocalyptica till some cop shoots me. OR I could just hide behind Chuck Norris and survive it all.

If the world does happen to end, I'm gonna go loot a bunch of game systems.

If the world ends I will don my Cullenator outfit and launch a full-scale assault on vampyres and zombies. I'm sick and tired of vampyres, and I just don't like zombies for some reason. It could have something to do with the infected, jagged teeth they bear or the dully worn fingernail-claws or something but iunno.

silly goose do zombies do to get that jacked up when they change into a zombie? I swear it's gotta be furious silly goose, I mean you just don't wake up a zombie with your clothes ripped and finger nails bent and bloodied. There had to of been SOMETHING going on.

I was actually thinking about that while playing L4D2 the other day. My inner monologue was nowhere nearly as hilarious as yours always are, but the though crossed my mind for what it's worth.

Uh, it's going to be the day before my fifteenth birthday. 'Nuff said.

I'll become God.

A god or Jehovah himself?
I heard it's a tough job.

Like an irresponsible Greek god. Apollo or something.

Ever watched "Bruce Almighty"?

Yeah it was pretty much annoying pro-theist propaganda, although it was pretty fun if you didn't think too hard about it.