The virus: It was fate, nothing less. Though we had never met, we were both idiots with talent, and we spent all our time derping around on MT and playing video games. Jaidurn was homeschooled, and when he wasn’t doing work he was dickin’ around on the computer, just like me. Well I spent a lot of time dickin’ around, and then I spent a chunk of time dicking around. You know what I mean. That translated into torrent downloads, something I was new to.
From when I first started all the way up until a few months ago, I lamented the fact that my father never taught me it in my earlier life. I learned so much culturally and do learn so much culturally that I never could have without torrents. Since I was new and had to learn it all on my own, I didn’t know what checking the comments was. To make a long story short, I downloaded something I shouldn’t have and ended up with a virus. Serves the computer right, though, it was a piece of junk.
So, I was forced to use my mother’s laptop. It could not run and cannot run anything. It is the slowest thing I have ever worked with. Well, since dicking around got me in trouble, I went back to dickin’ around. I hung around the old MT forums. Back then, we got a lot of MMO rushes from Jubeh. We were all itchin’ for a good time, and online games provided an outlet to wank off all over the place with people whom we already knew. DDO was the first of the MMO threads I tried, and same with that kid Jaidurn. Jubeh organized a party to get together and overpower the hell out of some dungeons. Why the hell not, we both asked ourselves?
Well I’ll tell you why not: We both ran on pieces of total crap. We were dropped from the party basically by the game itself. We just couldn’t keep up with anything. We both noticed each other on the MT party, and I think we both noticed that each other was dropped. That or we communicated through the thread. Whatever the method, we both wound up creating a party. We were too laggy for dungeons or anything, so I just ordered him to take off his clothes because I didn’t like him and wanted to assert dominance or something stupid over him. I saw him on the forums and didn’t take to him well, but that’s just because I was a tasteless loser. What the hell did my 13-year-old ass know?
Anyways, after I had him strip to his underwear and do a dance, I think we went swimming and then decided it was too laggy. We exchanged Skype addresses and formed a bond. I don’t talk to people more than once unless I want something from them. I went back to Jaidurn when he was online, and we talked. I wanted nothing from him. Next thing you know, we’re sharing the same dream of living, breathing, and even eating. I’d say this is a one in one hundred bond. For every hundred bonds, there’s only one as special as mine and Jaidurn’s.
I love him, and never regret a moment spent with him.